*Squilliam takes a cup of coffee with half-and-half in it from Squidward, and drinks it. Suddenly, two police officers bust in.*
Cop 1: FREEZE!
Cop 2: VEGAN POLICE!
*The two cops go over to Misty.*
Cop 1: We're looking for Sqilliam Fancyson.
Cop 2: He's under arrest for Vegany violation.
Both Cops: Does anyone know where or who Squilliam Fancyson is?
*Everyone points at Squilliam.*
Squilliam: Oh, fuck you! All of you! And besides, I didn't violate my Code of Vegan Honor! Besides, even if I did, don't I get three strikes?
Cop 1: Well, yesterday, you knowingly ingested gelato.
Cop 2: And the day before, you consumed chicken.
Squilliam: Wait a minute. Gelato and chicken aren't Vegan?
Cop 1: Chicken is Vegan, brotherfucker!
Cop 2: And gelato is milk and eggs, bitch.
Both Cops: For those reasons, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!
Squilliam: What?!
Squidward: Ha! Take that, cunt-breath!
Squilliam kicks and protests as he was being dragged away to jail.
Misty) Thank you for understanding!
You're welcome...for whatever it is. I honestly don't know what I'm saying "You're welcome" for. Everyone seems to be using "Mr. Enter" for some reason.
Junior) Trust me. What SpongeBob did to those clams was nothing. There is a hell of a long list involving the atrocities he committed.
Junior: I honestly don't care! He's a murderer!
Guest: Squidward, I have to punish you for joining in beating up Patprick.
Squidward (nervously): Uh, how?
Guest: By doing it again! This time, while I record it!
"With pleasure," Squidward grinned eagerly.
Misty) Wait a minute. What do you mean Jason doesn't exist?
That's not canon! It was a one time thing. I didn't like that "twist" honestly.
Karen) How do you like your new body?
"I haven't transferred into it yet, but I like how it's come out so far," said Karen.
Can we see it?
"It should be done next chapter," said Karen.
Sandy) I already looked into the thing. It's the same as it was in the other one. Also, we need a volunteer to test this stuff out!
*Sandy then sees Patrick, looking stupid as usual. She then runs over to him, flips him over, pulls down his shorts, and injects the syringe into his left ass cheek.
"OW!" Patrick rubbed his butt. "That hurt!"
SpongeBob) You should be learning this shit.
"I'm good, thanks," he shrugged.
Sandy: Sorry for sticking a needle in your ass, Patrick.
Patrick: Why did you put a needle in my ass, Sandy?
Sandy: Because, in that needle, is the ability to restart the chapter.
Guest: And, we needed a test monkey. Also, we need to know if it works.
Patrick: Well, how do we know if-
*Patrick is then shot in the head by Mrs. Puff. He wakes up at the beginning of the chapter.*
Sandy: Sorry for-
*Patrick grabs Sandy and starts shaking her.*
Patrick: GET THIS STUFF OUT OF ME!
Sandy: What are you talking about?
Patrick desperately tried telling her about the whole restart thing, but she didn't believe him.
Sandy: I think you've been drinking too much.
Patrick) How do you feel about your new powers?
"WHOEVER DID IT IS A MONSTER!" Patrick then went back to sobbing.
Squidward) How do you feel about Squilliam getting caught by the Vegan Police?
Squidward: Like I'm dreaming. OW! Did I ask you to pinch me?!
Spongebob: Well it's what people usually do when they think they're dreaming.
Sandy) In case you haven't noticed, everyone's mind is in the gutter!
Sandy:...
Guest: SpongeBob, I found out that you once did pass your boating test, and Mrs. Puff knew, but she refused to give you a boating license!
SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff! How could you?
Puff: Can you blame me? I don't want that little shit out on the road! And I sure as Hell won't give him a license!
Guest: You have to.
Puff: WHAT?! WHY?
Guest: Because it's the law.
Puff: And what happens if I break it?
Guest: Then you'll be arrested.
Puff: Fine. Here's your fucking license.
SpongeBob: License?! THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
"Look out world! HERE I COME!" Spongebob hopped into the car. 15 were injured, 31 killed, and 54 in a coma.
"See what I meant?" said .
SpongeBob) Since when are you so sarcastic?
Spongebob: I think Squidward's rubbing off on me.
Patrick) Do you hate Squidward even more after he beat you with a baseball bat?
"I hate him and I will get my revenge!" He said shaking a fist into the air. "I promise!"