Shane was casually eating cheese fries on the couch while watching my little pony when all of a sudden Gabbie burst through the door scaring Shane causing him to shit his pants. " WHAT THE FUCK SHANE?" Gabbie screamed as she picked up a chair and threw it out of the window. " What the hell did i do?" Shane asked as he scratched his crotch. "YOU FUCKING STOLE MY CHEESE PUFFS YOU LITTLE ASS WIPE!" Gabbie yelled as she knocked over his tv. "those were my cheese puffs you dumbass." Shane said. Gabbie grabbed knifes and started throwing them at Shane. "DON'T CALL ME A FUCKING DUMBASS!" Then Gabbie hit Shane in the head with a baseball bat knocking him out. She started taking off his clothes until she noticed he shit his pants. Then she realized he didn't have a dick and that he was actually a woman. "FUCK!" Gabbie screamed as she pulled down her pants and sprayed her dark brown diarrhea all over his body. "EAT THIS MOTHER FUCKING CHEESE PUFF WHORE!" Then Gabbie took a knife and started slicing off Shane's butt cheeks. "These are going to look so good above my fireplace!" Suddenly Shane woke up and noticed he was naked and covered in shit... WHAT THE FUCK GABBIE!?" He screamed as she knocked him out with the baseball bat again. Then Gabbie tied Shane's arms and legs together with lots of rope. She couldn't carry Shane because he was too heavy so she drove her car through the wall and tossed him into the trunk. Gabbie drove home and put his body in a shopping cart so she could easily transport Shane. Once she was inside the house Shane woke up again so Gabbie threw his body into her fire place. Listening to his screams turned her on so she watched mean girls. The End :)