...The formatting on literally fucked me up ugh I'm so frustrated! Plus it doesn't show some of the emoticons properly
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I'll still continue updating the story over here with the plain chapter content though, don't worry! ^^ Thank you guys for the support!
Group chat: GP Series Cup of China Skaters
勝生 勇利: Hello guys! This is our whatsapp group for the skaters in Cup of China, for communication purposes (and keeping in touch!) ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ
勝生 勇利: I made this group a little too late...I mean we're nearly halfway through the competition
勝生 勇利: eh I hope you guys don't mind! It's just a free chat room~ (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))
ImmaPhiSHIT: hell yeah
ImmaPhiSHIT: yuuri dont be so formal
ImmaPhiSHIT: that is so not like you
勝生 勇利: what do you mean? (´･_･`)
ImmaPhiSHIT: also since when have you started using emojis
ImmaPhiSHIT: why do you never send them to meeeeee im hurttttttttt :(((((
+guanghongyay:3+: stop being so melodramatic
+guanghongyay:3+: also I like ur username hello PhiSHIT nice to meet ya
ImmaPhiSHIT: wtf nO
ImmaPhiSHIT: GUANGHONG NOOOO ASLKDJFBSAKDJGHAKDSGJH
+guanghongyay:3+: it's too late now~ (￣▽￣)
ImmaPhiSHIT: SHHHIITTT
ImmaPhiSHIT: YUURI KUN HELP ME IUT HERE
ImmaPhiSHIT: our*
ImmaPhiSHIT: out*
ImmaPhiSHIT: DAMMIT EVEN MY PHONE HATES ME ASDFFSAHJK
勝生 勇利: Phichit it's your fault I'm not gonna help you
勝生 勇利: hahaha that's why I love using iPhone #autocorrect
勝生 勇利: also I like being polite and courteous with people unlike SOMEONE
+guanghongyay:3+: #getrekt #lmao
+guanghongyay:3+: PHISHIT get roasted ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ImmaPhiSHIT: whY IS EVERYONE AGAINST ME
ImmaPhiSHIT: IM A NICE GUY
ヴィクトル ︎ニキフォロフ: hey guys! :D Viktor here!
ヴィクトル ︎ニキフォロフ: wait Guang Hong you know what a Lenny face is? O.O
+guanghongyay:3+: of course →_→
+guanghongyay:3+: I'm not 12
+guanghongyay:3+: nor 15 #lowkeyroast
+guanghongyay:3+: oh wait yuri is not in this group! D:
+guanghongyay:3+: should we add him here? But he isn't competing in the cup of China...
勝生 勇利: we just got started and there's already a shitload of drama here
勝生 勇利: what have I gotten myself into (つД`)ノ
勝生 勇利: ? I'm here
+guanghongyay:3+: no I meant Plisetsky
+guanghongyay:3+: that smol angry Russia kitten who is actually cute :33 (don't tell him I said that unless u want to see my corpse)
Leo : you're cuter
ImmaPhiSHIT: #smooth
ImmaPhiSHIT: nice going leo
+guanghongyay:3+: !
+guanghongyay:3+: ERROR
+guanghongyay:3+: has stopped working
勝生 勇利: *hides nosebleed*
勝生 勇利: oh Yurio (that's our nickname for Yuri P. Long story will tell you guys later) right maybe I should make a new group later
勝生 勇利: guanghong yeah I know what you mean (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
勝生 勇利: leo #highkeyflirting #ishipit #icanbeyourwingman
ImmaPhiSHIT: hey btw viktor what does your username even mean
ImmaPhiSHIT: its japanese right
ヴィクトル ︎ニキフォロフ: yepp! ^w^
ヴィクトル ︎ニキフォロフ: it just means Viktor ︎Nikiforov in romaji~
ImmaPhiSHIT: omg holy shit
ImmaPhiSHIT: since when did you change your username
ImmaPhiSHIT: and with the heart omg
ImmaPhiSHIT: you dont even know any japanese
ImmaPhiSHIT: explain THIS YUURI
勝生 勇利: .
勝生 勇利: I just remembered I have something to do see you guys soon
ImmaPhiSHIT: nO
ImmaPhiSHIT: yuuRI COME BAC K HERE
ImmaPhiSHIT: FUK
ImmaPhiSHIT: don't you dare
ImmaPhiSHIT: FUUUUUUUCCCKKKK
ヴィクトル ︎ニキフォロフ: Phichit language please
ヴィクトル ︎ニキフォロフ: there are minors here
ImmaPhiSHIT: scrOLL UP
ImmaPhiSHIT: we swear like a sailor
ImmaPhiSHIT: I highly doubt if Guang-Hong will mind
Leo : or rather you swear like a sailor
Leo : you're a bad influence
Leo : I won't allow hong's innocence to be tainted
ImmaPhiSHIT: I AM WOUNDED
ImmaPhiSHIT: whY tf does everyone hate meeeeee
ヴィクトル ︎ニキフォロフ: you will stop swearing in this gc, да?
ImmaPhiSHIT: hoLY SHIT
ImmaPhiSHIT: LEO YOU ARE AWARE OF THE IMPLICATIONS OF YOUR TEXT RIGHT
ImmaPhiSHIT: I can't believe you just-
Leo : oh SHIT
Leo : nonono I take that back
Leo : I meant
Leo : Hong should not be taught to swear like you do
ヴィクトル ︎ニキフォロフ: what did I just say about swearing? :)
Leo : wait what does that russian word even mean
Leo : okay okay sorry
Leo : can we use abbreviations tho
Leo : like tf
Leo : cuz I think I might die if I'm not allowed to swear
ヴィクトル ︎ニキフォロフ: oh, that's 'da'
ヴィクトル ︎ニキフォロフ: it means 'yes'
ヴィクトル ︎ニキフォロフ: ok fine abbreviations are allowed
ヴィクトル ︎ニキフォロフ: Guang-Hong is still a minor so we shouldn't be exposing him to constant swearing
Leo : kay cool
Leo : HAHAHAHA next time I'll scare tf out of phichit by saying that
Leo : now I know three languages lol
ImmaPhiSHIT: I AM TRULY SORRY
ImmaPhiSHIT: why do you sound like our parents Viktor
ImmaPhiSHIT: but I wanna point out that my username literally has a swear in it
ImmaPhiSHIT: are you gonna ban me from this gc then
ヴィクトル ︎ニキフォロフ: that's okay I guess
ヴィクトル ︎ニキフォロフ: because Yuuri is not here rn and I shall take up his role as the parent of the group! :D
ヴィクトル ︎ニキフォロフ: you'll all be obedient kids I'm sure :)
ImmaPhiSHIT: wtf
ImmaPhiSHIT: so like yuuris the mom?
ImmaPhiSHIT: that smile creeps me out tbh
+guanghongyay:3+: PHISHIT
+guanghongyay:3+: *mum
+guanghongyay:3+: you're spelling it wrong
ImmaPhiSHIT: NO
ImmaPhiSHIT: ITS JUST AMERICAN SPELLING
ImmaPhiSHIT: IM NOT DOING IT THE BRITISH WAY
ImmaPhiSHIT: NO WAY IN HELL
Leo : woah chill bro
Leo : dude I was gone for a minute and this happened
Leo : hi guanghong you're back! :DD
+guanghongyay:3+: /~/
ImmaPhiSHIT: leo I think ya scared the kid off just now
ImmaPhiSHIT: this is awkward
Leo : actually
Leo : on second thoughts
Leo : I think I should call u PhiSHIT too
Leo : your a piece of shit
+guanghongyay:3+: to everyone: I actually don't mind the swearing
+guanghongyay:3+: I swear sometimes too
+guanghongyay:3+: you guys just don't understand because it's in Chinese! :}
Leo : Hong I feel offended I spell it the American way too
Leo : anyway I know you're swearing you taught me a few do you still remember?
+guanghongyay:3+: I'm sorry T^T I was brought up like that
+guanghongyay:3+: I do! You still remember it tho?
Leo : of course! :D
ImmaPhiSHIT: scratch that
ImmaPhiSHIT: this is not awkward at all
ImmaPhiSHIT: this is gAY AF
Leo : …
+guanghongyay:3+: PHISHIT
+guanghongyay:3+: SHUT UR MOUTH
+guanghongyay:3+: or I'll personally fly over to Bangkok and kick ur ass once the competition is over
+guanghongyay:3+: not rn cuz it won't be fair competition if u can't stand straight at the free skate
Leo : ...wow
ImmaPhiSHIT: has been renamed as
+guanghongyay:3+: shut tf up or I'm gonna expose screenshots of our private chat
+guanghongyay:3+: you'll be sorry
ImmaPhiSHIT: nO guang hong you dont mean it
ImmaPhiSHIT: we agreed itd be for the good of others that chat will be kept confidential
ImmaPhiSHIT: im not going back to bangkok anytime soon anyway ahahaha
+guanghongyay:3+: DETROIT THEN
+guanghongyay:3+: even better cause that way I get to go to america again
+guanghongyay:3+: I don't care where u r
+guanghongyay:3+: I will come and kick yr ass
+guanghongyay:3+: I will also send the screenshots to this gc
+guanghongyay:3+: you'll be sorry
Leo : …
Leo : what have you done to my sweet little Xiao Hong
ImmaPhiSHIT: *ALERT ALERT*
ImmaPhiSHIT: *GAYDAR ALERT*
ImmaPhiSHIT: wtf this is so cute and gay af
+guanghongyay:3+: okay you asked for it
ImmaPhiSHIT: nOOOOO
ImmaPhiSHIT: DONT U DAREEEEE
ImmaPhiSHIT: GUANG HONG YOU PROMISED
+guanghongyay:3+: PhiSHIT
+guanghongyay:3+: has
+guanghongyay:3+: A CRUSH
+guanghongyay:3+: on
ImmaPhiSHIT: nooooooo
ImmaPhiSHIT: as dinghies hog aerihgbioaherbnorea nhvaerih
ImmaPhiSHIT: DVSASDFASVJNK ASDFNASDGKNHISAVDJNAWVBIH
ImmaPhiSHIT: niosdangijasdnvoidsajn youadvshhivasdkhvaded donthhoasdfkjhadsokb wandfanfdnjkasfdsanklj toasjhdfkljans tellavdsnkoj adthem
ImmaPhiSHIT: I SWEAR TO GOD
ImmaPhiSHIT: YOU FUCJING PROMISED ME
ImmaPhiSHIT: you liar
Leo : (O_O)
Leo : okay
Leo : I shall repeat my question
Leo : +guanghongyay:3+ who are you and what have you done to my sweet little Xiao Hong?
ImmaPhiSHIT: OH MY LORD
ImmaPhiSHIT: SINCE WHEN DID YOU TWO BECOME FIRST NAME BASIS?!
ImmaPhiSHIT: WITH THE SWEET LITTLE TOO
ImmaPhiSHIT: and is Xiao Hong supposed to be a nickname
ImmaPhiSHIT: Asdffhjklljnjjllsdafjhalfjgghg
ImmaPhiSHIT: no words
+guanghongyay:3+: leoooooooooo~ m it's still me!
+guanghongyay:3+: NO maybe that's my evil twin…
+guanghongyay:3+: of course not jkjk
+guanghongyay:3+: I'm sweet and cute irl but I'm sassy af online ;)
ImmaPhiSHIT: OMG WINKY FACE
ImmaPhiSHIT: just kiss already
ImmaPhiSHIT: one pair of lovebirds is already enough why two now
Leo : oh
Leo : okay! 3
Leo : Phishit shut tf up
Leo : I'm sodone with ur shit
Leo : hey gotta go now
Leo : this is a nice gc tbh I like it
Leo : see you guys later ttyl
Leo : #timedifferenceisabitch
+guanghongyay:3+: okay bye Leo! 3
ImmaPhiSHIT: are you two actually dating
ImmaPhiSHIT: I can't believe it
ImmaPhiSHIT: what shall I call the ship
+guanghongyay:3+: OMG NOOO
+guanghongyay:3+: NO I HAVENT EVEN SAID ANYTHING
+guanghongyay:3+: NOOO STAHP
+guanghongyay:3+: this is too embarrassing dammit
+guanghongyay:3+: we'll take this to a private chat
+guanghongyay:3+: NO OBJECTIONS ALLOWED
+guanghongyay:3+: or face the damn consequences
ImmaPhiSHIT: FINE
ImmaPhiSHIT: but like this is gay af
ImmaPhiSHIT: oml so many gay ppl around me
Chris_Giacometti: Threesome? ;)
ImmaPhiSHIT: SHIT NO SHUT UP CHRIS
ImmaPhiSHIT: why did I think adding you was a good idea
ImmaPhiSHIT: Yuuri was right when he said we shouldn't add you
+guanghongyay:3+: SHUT THE FUCK UP CHRIS
+guanghongyay:3+: YOULL END UP IN JAIL IF YOURE NOT CAREFUL
+guanghongyay:3+: MIND YOU OWN DICKNESS
ImmaPhiSHIT: omfg good one guang hong
ImmaPhiSHIT: hey do you mind if I call you gh (as in abbreviation)
ImmaPhiSHIT: guang hong is a long ass name
+guanghongyay:3+: okay I'm fine with that
+guanghongyay:3+: who's the group admin is it Yuuri?
+guanghongyay:3+: tell Chris to mind his own DICKness
勝生 勇利: yes I am
勝生 勇利: CHRIS. NO INAPPROPRIATE TOPICS. THERE ARE MINORS HERE.
勝生 勇利: I'll give you one more chance. You do that one more time and you're out.
勝生 勇利: I will not hesitate to kick you out of the group
Chris_Giacometti: aww okay, sorry
Chris_Giacometti: if anyone is interested the offer still stands tho :)
勝生 勇利: GO AWAY THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING
+guanghongyay:3+: sshiiiiiit I need to clean my eyes with bleach ugh shut tf up Chris
Chris_Giacometti: okay okay sorry im leaving now *raises both hands to surrender*
勝生 勇利: you'd better
ImmaPhiSHIT: #momyuuri
ImmaPhiSHIT: lololol
勝生 勇利: and Phichit stop I'm not the mom
ImmaPhiSHIT: scroll up and read everything :)
勝生 勇利: .
勝生 勇利: VIKTOR. EXPLAIN THIS.
勝生 勇利: COME OUT I CAN SEE YOU THERE
勝生 勇利: YOU ARE LOOKING AT THIS GC I'M LITERALLY IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOU ARE
ImmaPhiSHIT: the clock is ticking
ImmaPhiSHIT: OOOOOOH same room
勝生 勇利: if you don't want to humiliate yourself get your lazy ass over here
勝生 勇利: FUCK JUST GET UP AND WALK OVER HOW HARD IS THAT HUH?!
勝生 勇利: stop it Phichit or I'll kick you out as well
ImmaPhiSHIT: MAMA YUURI IS ANGRY! Im soooo scareeeeedddd D:
勝生 勇利: GO TO BED CHILD ITS BEDTIME NOW