A/N Due to unforeseen circumstances, I had to delete this story and re-upload it. This voids all of the previous reviews. However, I saved them, and will list them at the beginning of each chapter. When the whole story is eventually finished, they will be moved to the final chapter so they no longer interrupt reading flow. Thank you for your understanding in this matter.

AlpineSheep chapter 1 . Feb 16, 2009
Aw... I just realized you dedicated a chappie to me! *Blushes and curtseys* I can only say I am glad that any fanfic of mine should inspire a fanfic such as this!

SherlockianGirl chapter 1 . Feb 6, 2009
*blushes profusely* I am deeply flattered at your dedication! Ha, remember, you inspired my parody first XD
Suggestions? I would love to see Percy dragged into a nightclub ...and find out it's not exactly the Prince's garden party, LOL!
Tush, m'dear! Parodies help relieve the stress of our more serious stories. Well, at least it works for me. Write as many as you want!

SherlockianGirl, thank you for proving that the Scarlet Pimpernel can live in a time not his own. I wrote this for you.

Introduction

I do not expect anyone to believe me. No one, that is, except Michal, and he was there nearly the whole time. I do not expect to be believed, but if I did not at least try to tell someone about it, I might end up going mad. Even worse, I might forget that it ever happened, and I do not want that now. Not now that it is over.

I am not going to keep this secret. Not a chance.

It is not every day that a girl meets the Scarlet Pimpernel. . .