It was a normal day at the Smash Mansion. Everyone was sitting outside having a conversation with each other. Out in the distance, a group of knights on horses were coming towards the Smash Mansion. All the Smashers stopped what they were doing as the knights began to approach the mansion. Everyone was confused on what was going on. The knights stopped in front of the mansion. All the Smashers knew who was in the front lines leading. It was Lucina's father, Chrom. He didn't look very happy either, something must be wrong.

"Lord Chrom, what are you doing here? Is there a problem?" Marth asked.

"Marth, where is Lucina? I must speak with her immediately!" Chrom said with a stoned face.

Marth looked at the knights behind him. Sumia and Cynthia came along as well. The blue haired swordsman feared for his great granddaughter. "Lucina! Could you come out here for a moment?! It's kind of serious!"

Lucina came outside. "What's the matter Mar-" Lucina was in shock to see her family and the Ylissean army here. She didn't know why Chrom with here, but she was starting to grow a little fearful. "F-Father?! Everyone?! W-What are you all doing here?"

Chrom got off of his horse. "Who is he Lucina?!" Chrom asked angrily.

"W-What? I don't get what you mean father."

"I'm not a fool Lucina! I heard that someone here has taken your maidenhood! So where is he?!"

Pit and Robin looked at each other in fear. The two knew that Chrom was talking about Dark Pit. "Uh oh..." The two said to each other.

Lucina swallowed hard. She was visibly shaking. She didn't know how to respond to her father. "I-I...I..."

Dark Pit came outside the mansion. He saw everyone standing still looking for him. He was confused on the weird looks everyone was given until he saw what was going. The dark angel saw Lucina in a shaken state. He made eye contact with Chrom. Intensity was beginning to build up.

"Looks like I stepped out at a bad time. Am I missing something here?" Dark Pit asked.

Chrom approached Dark Pit with anger in his eyes. You! You're the one who took Lucina's virginity! Who do you think you are touching my daughter?!"

"Father, please!" Lucina cried.

Dark Pit was not fazed by Chrom. He kept a cool head and didn't choose to act out. With the large army Chrom had, he didn't want to start a war. "I am her boyfriend, and yes. We did make love. So what of it? Isn't that what couples do?"

"Lucina is part of a royal family! She is not to have relations with anyone until she is married! How dare you take her maidenhood?!"

"Well it happened. I don't get why you're making such a big deal about it anyways. Lucina is old enough to make her own decisions and love whoever she wants. You don't like me? Well that's too bad. I don't care what you think of me. We're together now, and I don't plan on leaving her."

"Why you dastard?! You stay away from my daughter! Or I'll make you pay!" Chrom pulled out his Falchion.

"Just try me old man. I'm not afraid of you." Dark Pit took out his silver bow.

Pit came in and held Dark Pit arms. "Woah woah woah! L-Let's not do anything Pittoo!"

Lucina went in front of Chrom and shielded Dark Pit. "Father stop! Don't hurt Dark Pit please! I love him!"

"Lucina..."

Sumia came up to Chrom and put her hand on her shoulder. "Lower your sword darling. You cannot get between true love, and Lucina does love him. Please do not resort to violence."

Chrom sighed and sheathed his sword back in his scabbard. "Alright, I will not use any violence. But, you will not get away from this easily. There is a law in Ylisse which states that if a person born from a royal family has their maidenhood taken away before marriage, then the princess or prince and the individual must get married by order of the law."

Everyone gasped. Lucina looked at her father in shock. Dark Pit didn't know how to process the news in his head. Marriage. Dark Pit has had a discussion about marriage with someone when he was in Vegas, but he's never discussed it with Lucina. It was a topic never brought up in any of their conversations. Now the two were stuck in a predicament where they're forced to be married.

"M-Marriage?! Dark Pit and I?!" Lucina said in shock.

"Yes! You two must get married, it is the law. If he doesn't, then there will be severe consequence..." Chrom warned.

Palutena comes out of the mansion and sees everything that's going on. "Now what did I walk myself into? Pit, what's going on here? Why does Pittoo look like he's in distress?"

"U-Uh...W-Well..." Pit couldn't respond to Palutena properly.

"That dark angel took my daughter's maidenhood. Now they must be forced to get married by law." Chrom stated.

Palutena raised her eyebrow in amusement. "Marriage you say? Well this is a little interesting. My little Pittoo marrying sweet little Lucina…that doesn't sound like too bad of an idea. You're welcome to stay and we can discuss more of this, but uh...the army has got to go."

"Fair enough. Everyone! Report back to Ylisse! I will call for your return once the wedding begins!"

"Yes Lord Chrom!" All the knights bowed and left to go back to Ylisse.

Chrom, Sumia, and Cynthia go inside the mansion along with Palutena leaving the Smashers to look at each other and try to piece together what's going to happen. Dark Pit turned to the Smashers.

"Alright! I want to know right now! Who told him about me and Lucina?! There was no way that he should have known about us!" Dark Pit yelled.

Everyone gave looks each other, but no one was saying anything. Rob then raised his hand nervously.

"R-Rob...You?!" Lucina asked surprised.

"What did you do Rob?" Robin asked her brother.

"I-I didn't do anything. All I did was write a letter to Chrom like I usually do. I have mentioned that Lucina was dating Dark Pit. I didn't say anything about you two having sex. Chrom just jumped into a conclusion and probably assumed the worst. I wouldn't throw you guys under the bus like that." Rob explained. He didn't like the look Dark Pit was giving him. It was a good thing he was next to Shulk. The Monado boy would protect him for his mistake.

Dark Pit ran his fingers down his hair and sighed with frustration. "This cannot be happening..." Dark Pit walked back inside of the mansion. He started to limp the more steps he took.

"Dark Pit..." Lucina saw how distressed her boyfriend. She thought it was best to give him time to think.


All the girls were sitting together in Lucina's room discussing about the marriage. Everyone had their opinion on the matter. Lucina was feeling a little flustered by the women showing support to her. Peach was the most excited while Bayonetta was keeping quiet about the situation.

"I-I don't know what to say. I mean, it is a happy occasion that you're getting married, even if it's forced." Zelda said.

"Lucina, are you even ready for marriage? That law in your world is a very strict one. It just seems so harsh that you have to be so rushed into marriage." Samus said with worry in her voice.

"I-It's okay Samus. It is a very harsh law. I did wish things didn't end up the way they are now. Marriage wasn't something that was on my mind at the moment. But if I have to...I don't mind it since I'm marrying someone I love. I do love Dark Pit. The thought of spending the rest of life with him...It just sounds..." Lucina covered her face. She was blushing at the married life she was about to have.

Peach hugs Lucina. "I am so happy for you Lucy! Do you know what this means?! We'll have our first married couple in the mansion! That's so exciting! I'm jealous of you!"

"P-Peach, please!"

Robin wrapped her arm around Lucina's shoulder. "So Lucy, since you're going to be getting married, you're going to need a best woman to accompany you in that wedding."

"Robin, there is no best woman in weddings." Zelda reminded the tactician.

"Well there is one now, and it's me. This is a very special occasion for my best friend and I want to be there with her every second of the day to watch her spread her wings." Robin sniffled and wiped her eyes. "She's growing up so quickly."

"There are a lot of things we have to prepare for. If you're really going through this wedding, everyone has got to get dresses. Now that I think about it...I've never worn a dress before." Kamui said.

Peach gasped. "Never worn a dress!? No princess shouldn't live life without wearing a dress! Kamui, we're trying on lots of dresses when we go shopping! We'll find a dress suitable for you!"

"You've been awfully quiet Bayonetta. Aren't you excited for Lucina?" Zelda asked. She raised her eyebrow in suspicion with how Bayonetta failed to utter a word. She almost looked bored talking about marriage.

Bayonetta just looked at all the girls. The room fell silent waiting for the Umbra Witch to say something. "If you really want my honest opinion on this, I think this is really ridiculous. Think about it. You're getting forced into marriage just because you and Pittooey fucked. That's something that couples always do. You said yourself that you weren't thinking about marriage. Now you suddenly have to drop everything over some idiotic law. You're not even in your world anymore."

"I know Bayonetta. I wouldn't say that I'm fully thrilled of the whole situation. My father can be very irrational sometimes, but it's those consequences that I'm afraid of. I don't want to lose Dark Pit. I know this very troubling for him as well."

"I feel a little sorry for him. It's such a shame that he has to get bounded by marriage."


All the guys were sitting together in Dark Pit's room. They've just been sitting in silence exchanging looks at each other. The atmosphere was very awkward compared to the girls.

"Alright, so we all understand the situation now. Dark Pit, you have a huge responsibility on you. You have to marry Lucina." Marth declared effectively break the silence.

"No no no no no. This can't be real. Please tell me this is all just a dream." Dark Pit mumbled. He was hoping someone would back him up and tell him it was a dream, but Pit had to burst his bubble.

"I wish I could tell you this was a dream, but unfortunately this is the real world and the real world sucks." Pit told him harshly.

Dark Pit sighed with frustration. "I can't believe I'm being forced to get married! All Lucina and me did was make love! Why did this suddenly have to become a big deal and get me put into this mess?!"

"I am very disappointed in you Dark Pit! You're not supposed be that intimate with anybody until you are married! It's impure! It's not right!" Corrin shouted. The guys were a little surprised to see how serious Corrin was. Cloud even made a mental note that Corrin was acting like Kamui for a bit.

"Corrin…now is not the time for you to lecture me about purity." Dark Pit growled. He wanted to be calm about it, but it really was out of character for Corrin to get worked up over this topic. He was acting like one of those Christian kids that had this belief hammered into their heads at a young age. Dark Pit's thinking wasn't too far from the truth though.

"You brought this upon yourself Dark Pit! Virginity is very sacred! You're only to have relations with your lover when you are a married couple! Now you and Lucina are tainted!"

Cloud puts his hand on his best friend's shoulder. He was a little worried at his outburst. "Corrin, I hate to break this to you, but there are a lot of people who has had sex and they're not married."

"W-What?! That's not true?! Don't people care about purity and commitment!?"

"Those are after thoughts to a lot people Corrin. No one else is worried about that kind of stuff other than you. I mean, Mario and Peach aren't married and they have sex. I've already had sex before, and I wasn't married to anyone. It's not a requirement to get married before you have sex."

Corrin couldn't believe what he was hearing. His world was starting to change around him. People having no security for their purity really frustrated the dragon prince. Corrin covered his ears. "No! No! I don't want to hear it!"

"Can we please get back to the topic guys?!" Rob asked. He wished he could shout at Corrin for changing the subject, but it really wasn't his place to say anything. "Now Dark Pit, I know you're not too thrilled with me telling Chrom about your relationship with Lucina. I apologize for that since he jumped to conclusions leading to this, but you're making it seem like marrying Lucina is a bad thing. Is there a problem with that?" Rob asked sternly.

"It's not that at all. I do love Lucina. I'm just not ready for marriage…not in the slightest."

"You can't really blame Dark Pit for acting like this? I mean, what would you do if you were forced to be married unexpectedly? I'd react the same way as him if I was in the predicament." Roy said.

"Marriage is a really big commitment. You'd be giving up a lot to be with Lucina. Which also mean you'd have to slow down…" Ike said.

"What do you mean slow down?" Dark Pit wondered.

"Well Dark Pit, you are a pretty reckless angel who likes to run free and do whatever the hell he wants. You won't really be able to do that anymore. You do have a wife to take care of, and could possibly have kids too if you plan on having some in the future." Mario lectured.

Dark Pit wasn't feeling any better about the conversation. Hearing that he'd have to give up running free did not make the dark angel feel welcomed about the idea of marriage. Dark Pit got up from his bed.

"I can't take this...I have to go."

Dark Pit left his room with his head held down in shame. Pit wanted to pursue his twin but chose not to.

"Did you really have to mention that?! Now you just made him feel worst about the situation!" Pit said.

"What else do you want us to do Pit? We can't sugarcoat to him. This is something he can't get out of." Marth said.

Pit sighed. "I know. I just...feel sort of bad for Pittoo. I know he'll make the right decision in the end. Or at least...I hope so."


A few hours later, the Smashers would be all sitting down in the dining room for dinner. Dark Pit hasn't touched his food. He's just been sitting with his head down looking at it. He still couldn't get his mind off of his conversation with the guys. The loss of freedom part was the one he really didn't like. It's like he'll lose the other important thing that makes him different from Pit. He didn't want to be seen as a clone again stuck to a relationship that he could no longer get out of. The last thing he wanted was to be seen as a darker Pit who was bossed around by another woman. Lucina wasn't like Palutena, but it was in Pit's character to be bossed around by these attractive women. Lucina sees how distressed her boyfriend is. Dark Pit hasn't really said anything to her and it was starting to worry her.

"So, have you boys already made plans for the wedding?" Peach asked.

"Yes. We have to go and get suits while you ladies get dresses. Have to decide on decorations, who will be the receptionist, flower girl, best man…etcetera. Am I missing something?" Marth asked.

"Yeah, you're forgetting the best woman." Robin added with glee.

"Robin...there's no such thing as a best woman."

"Well there is one now, and you're looking at her!" Robin smiled proudly.

Despite the awkward tension, everyone was still able to talk about the marriage without anyone causing a scene. Of course, when one thought that, someone would end up causing a scene because of it. Luckily, it wasn't Dark Pit who just wanted to ignore this entire conversation. The Smashers were already deciding what would happen to his life, so it was pointless to argue.

Corrin was a different story. He was already stunned into silence that none of the guys besides Marth believed that they should not have sex before marriage. Mario was supposed to be a shining example of a pure relationship, but learning that they also had sex when not married rocked the foundation of his view on marriage. Why did the guys believe that? Did they think so lowly of their partners that they would just move on after soiling their fair maiden?

If Corrin had the chance, he would have argued with Palutena about allowing her angel twins to have sex beforehand. She's supposed to be the Goddess of Light that rewarded pure individuals. He was afraid to say anything to her because the last thing he wanted was for a Goddess with "Light" in her title to also share the same view as the other guys.

So Cloud thinks the same as everyone else. Corrin thought darkly to himself. He sighed realizing how the earlier statement made him paranoid that everyone in the mansion that was old enough to consent to sex were in on it and he was the only one locked out of the loop. A part of him didn't want to admit that maybe his logic was backwards. A part of his memory did recall Kamui breaking her own vow, but he ignored that in favor of seeing his sister as a protector he trusted with his life.

"Aren't you all bothered by this just a little bit? This doesn't feel right. Marriages are very sacred. It just doesn't feel right if two people have relations first then get married. They wouldn't be pure anymore!" Corrin yelled.

Bayonetta was confused at Corrin's outburst. Cloud or the other guys didn't tell her that her boyfriend was throwing a temper tantrum a few hours ago. They thought he would get over it, but that clearly wasn't the case. It was her duty to calm him down, but she clearly didn't know why he was upset in the first place. Instead of calming him down, she fueled Corrin's paranoia.

"I just think it's pretty stupid. You shouldn't have to get married in order to have sex. If you just want to do it then go ahead. I feel a little sorry for you angel, losing your freedom to be stuck in married." Bayonetta rolled her eyes.

Corrin glanced at Bayonetta horrified at what she just said. "Cere...No. It's not stupid. Your virginity is sacred! You're not supposed to just throw it away and ruin your purity!"

You keep using that word. Bayonetta thought darkly to herself before she tried to explain herself. "Why do I need to be restricted for doing what I want to do? If I want to have sex, I'll go in have sex. I don't care for all that marriage stuff anyways. Why be tied down to someone when you could just run free and do whatever you want?"

"So...you'd rather be with other people than be with me?"

Bayonetta was a little caught off guard by Corrin's sudden question. She was more surprised this is the conclusion Corrin came to instead of assuming that she preferred to have freedom before having to commit to her special someone. "That's not what I'm saying Corrin!"

"Well, that's what it sounds like! Is there a problem with me wanting to wait to give my virginity to the one I love?! Are you going to leave me because you don't want to be tied down with me?! Am I not worth it Cere?!" Tears started to well up in Corrin's eyes at the idea of Bayonetta leaving him because he was uncomfortable with this foreign concept.

"Corrin, I'm not saying that! You know how I feel about you!"

"I'm willing to stay with you...but you won't do the same for me!" Corrin stormed out of the dining room crying.

"Corrin!" Bayonetta cried out. The Umbra Witch groaned in frustration and got out of her seat to leaves the dining room.

The Smashers were in shock to see Bayonetta and Corrin argue like that seeing as how it was very unusual for them. They've all been so used to seeing them be happy together that seeing them fall out like that felt uncomfortable.

"Kamui, is there a reason why Corrin is acting the way he is? He was upset about this earlier too." Cloud asked.

"It's because of my father and my older siblings Camilla and Xander. They practically hammered it into his head that he is not allowed to have sex at a young age or until he's married. Even my Hoshidian siblings thought the same thing. I never really believed in what they preached to me as a child. Sex is a choice, so you don't have to wait for marriage to have it."

So in the end, Kamui wasn't on Corrin's side either. Of course she would only say that after Bayonetta left. She didn't want to admit to the Umbra Witch they were in agreement on something and that Corrin was the one with the stick up his ass.

Dark Pit got up from his seat. "I can't stay here. I'm just going to go..."

"You haven't eaten anything Dark Pit. Please stay." Lucina pleaded.

"I can starve myself for a day. I just can't be around anybody right now..." Dark Pit left the dining room with his head down.

Lucina sighed. "He's really not taking this well. I hate seeing him depressed like this. Dark Pit...Why won't you talk to me?"


Dark Pit went outside to get some fresh air and try to clear his mind. This whole day has just been a nightmare for him. He wanted to just run away from it all. He didn't want anything to do with marriage. Hearing everyone decide on his future didn't make things better either. The dark angel lost his train of thought as he started to hear crying near the forest. Dark Pit runs over to the forest. When he makes it there, he sees Cynthia lying on the floor holding her knee. Tears started streaming down her eyes.

"Hey, are you alright? What happened?" Dark Pit asked.

"I-I was trying to pick out flowers for Lucy. Then I tripped on a rock and scraped my ankle. It really hurts!" Cynthia cried.

"Let me see." Cynthia showed Dark Pit her wound. It was big cut with some blood leaking down her leg. "Shit. I'm going to have to clean that up. Don't move. I got you." Dark Pit carried Cynthia bridal style and walked her back to the mansion. He placed her down on the couch.

"Oww! It really hurts!" Cynthia groaned.

"Don't touch it. I'll be right back." Dark Pit went to the bathroom and got some alcohol, bandage tape, and a paper towel. He poured the alcohol on to the paper towel and started wiping Cynthia's cut.

Cynthia winced in pain. "It burns!"

"I know. Pitstain did the same to me and I just instinctively punched up. It only stings a bit so don't worry." After Dark Pit was done wiping Cynthia's cut. He took the bandage tape and wrapped it around her leg. "There we go. Good as new. You should be more careful. Wouldn't want any more cuts on you."

Cynthia gave Dark Pit a hug. "Thank you! You're a really nice person!" Cynthia got up from the couch and went upstairs. The dark angel blushed from the warm gesture.

Sumia came into the living room. "Thank you for helping my little girl. That was very kind of you." She smiled.

"O-Oh. It's no big deal. I couldn't leave her out there by herself."

"Dark Pit right? You mind if we just talk for a little while?"

"Uh...sure."

Dark Pit and Sumia took a seat on the couch. "I know the whole marriage thing has been a little nerve racking for you. Chrom is still not too excited about the whole situation."

"I would imagine so. I don't think I'll ever get him to like me. He obviously wants nothing to do with me. Now I have to worry about him being a watch dog on me now that I'll have to marry Lucina." Dark Pit sighed.

"You know, Lucy really does love you. I see it in her eyes. I wouldn't be surprised if she ever thought of having a future with you."

Dark Pit blushed at the idea. "I...feel flattered. Truth be told, I'm surprised I even got to be her boyfriend. Relationships didn't mean anything to me, then I met Lucina. Love is a really different feeling for me. Never experienced anything like it."

"Ahh, so she's your first love as well. I don't believe you're a bad person Dark Pit. You do have a good heart. Why do you feel you need to cover that?" Sumia asked.

"It's nothing miss. I'm not good at talking about this kind of stuff. Makes me feel uncomfortable."

"I'm not here to scold you about what happened. Lucina and You made love. It's what lovers do with each other. Dark Pit, you shouldn't worry." Sumia put her hand on Dark Pit's chest. "Your heart will put you on the right path. I know it will." Sumia got up and went to her guest room.

Dark Pit just continued to sit down and ponder. "What path is considered the right path? I don't know...What do I do...?"


The next day, all the Smashers were wide awake and were about to head out to the mall to shop for dresses and suits. All the girls already left for the mall. The guys (minus Corrin as he was still upset about the whole concept of Dark Pit and Lucina's marriage. Cloud would probably end up picking his outfit seeing as how he was being a brat about the whole thing) were about to leave, but Pit wanted to go get his twins first. Pit goes back inside in the mansion and goes to Dark Pit's room.

Pit knocked on the door. "Pittoo! The guys and I are about to go shopping for suits! You have to pick up yours too!" Pit didn't get any response from his twin. He wondered if he was still asleep. "Pittoo! Pittoo!" The angel yelled louder. Pit entered inside the room to see that the bed was empty. This confused the angel. Where did Dark Pit go? Pit looked around the entire room and couldn't find him anywhere. "Where the heck did he go?" Pit scratched his head. He gave up and went back outside.

"Where's Dark Pit?" Marth asked.

"I don't know. I searched all over his room and I couldn't find him anywhere." Pit answered.

"Maybe he'll be back after we're done shopping. We have to go." Mario said

All the guys began to leave for the mall. On the roof of the mansion, Dark Pit looked out to see the guys leaving without them noticing where he was. The dark angel sighed in relief. "I have to avoid them as much as possible. I can't deal with this."


The girls were in the dressing room. Peach came into the dressing room holding a bundle of dresses for all the girls. Peach was obviously the most excited for the wedding, so she clearly went into the store fully prepared on what she wanted.

"Alright girls! I've picked out dresses for everybody! I'm always on the case when it comes to special events for my friends! Lucina, I thought white would be perfect for you despite your colors consisting of blue. It's not a ballroom dress, so it'll be a little easier for other to walk by your and not trip over your dress. I made sure the upper body was small since...uh...well you know. But what do you think?" Peach quickly tried to change the subject.

"It looks great Peach. I'll go try it on and see how it looks." Lucina takes the dress and goes behind the curtains.

All the girls got their dresses and each went into a separate spot. Bayonetta just stood still not looking interested in the slightest to try on her dress.

"Bayonetta? Aren't you going to try on your dress?" Peach asked.

"I'm not wearing a dress. Especially white. White isn't my color." Bayonetta folded her arms and looked away. "If you're going to give me a dress, it better be black."

"Black is for funerals. Unless you're saying your farewells to Dark Pit, do not wear black." Rosalina could be heard snarking in the background. That went unnoticed because of Palutena though.

"Come on, Witch. This is a wedding we're trying to prepare for. This also isn't for you. You can't go into a wedding looking like the slut you are." Palutena insulted.

Bayonetta growled at the goddess. "Piss off! I'm not getting into the dress!"

Palutena was getting annoyed with the Umbra Witch. She tackles Bayonetta from behind trying to wrestler her to wear the wedding dress. Palutena grabbed onto one of Bayonetta's breast which caused her to jump. One would think it was accidental, but with Palutena, it was never an accident. It was more apparent that it wasn't seeing as how she wasn't letting go of her breast.

"My, you sure do have some soft tits for an old hag like yourself." Palutena teased.

"Get your hands off of me!" Bayonetta yelled as she struggled to get away. Palutena's grip was stronger than imagined and for all of her struggles, she was pulled in closer to the Goddess of Light. Palutena enjoyed seeing her squirm and gave an extra pinch to try and get her to make her squeal. It didn't exactly work, but it was close. Palutena was glad there was a mirror nearby. She could clearly see that the Umbra Witch was blushing with her unwanted closeness.

I'm going to keep this information for later. Palutena thought darkly to herself. Despite being a slut, she doesn't like when others show their public display of affection to her. no wonder she picked Corrin as her boyfriend.

Peach laughed over the two women fighting. "You know, you two do make pretty good friends."

Bayonetta and Palutena stopped fighting and gave Peach a look. "No! We don't!" They both shouted.

"Peach, I do think you shouldn't let us all wear white. We don't want to outshine the bride herself." Rosalina reminded her as she looked at the Goddess of Light. "Although, I know some of us would love to be the center of attention."

"You're imaging things Rosa." Palutena hummed as she finally took her hands off of Bayonetta. The Umbra Witch didn't realize she let out a sigh of relief that Palutena was going to leave her alone. However…

"We'll be the judge of that." Peach said as she looked toward Bayonetta. "If white doesn't work, your only option is purple. Still…I gave that color for Robin…so you're going to be out of luck either way."

Bayonetta grumbled about how unfair Peach was being. She still wasn't going to try it on even if Peach were to buy her the white dress. Meanwhile, Palutena was going to get a beautiful green one along with Rosalina and she was stuck with the color that didn't suit her.

This is for Lucina…the least I could do for her is show up all tidied up. Bayonetta groaned to herself.

Speaking of Lucina, the Ylissean Princess came out from behind the curtains wearing her wedding dress. All the girls came out to see the swordswoman and they were all mesmerized by how beautiful she looked.

"D-Do I look okay?" Lucina asked nervously.

"Oh. My. Gosh! Lucina, you look amazing! I can just imagine you walking down the aisle now. All of your friends and family watching you taking pictures admiring you. Dark Pit would be absolutely speechless if he saw you!" Peach screeched with excitement.

Lucina blushed. "R-Really? You think so? Thank you. Actually, thank you all for your help. I didn't expect you all to be on board with this so easily. I'm truly thankful." The swordswoman smiled.

Robin wrapped her arm around Lucina's shoulder. "We're your friends Lucina. This is pretty big for you, and we wouldn't let you handle it on your own. We're family after all."

Lucina felt like she was going to tear up. She did have a group of friends who really cared for her. Seeing all those smiling faces around her just brought joy to her. The Smashers were her family. "You all have my gratitude."

"We should start heading back to the mansion. Don't worry Lucy! I paid for the dresses already." Peach said with a giggle.

All the girls (the ones who bothered to try on their dresses) took off their dresses and started heading back for the mansion.


All the guys were still in the suit store across the street. Marth was busy being too occupied looking at himself in the mirror while he's wearing his tuxedo.

"Look at you. Looking sharp. Who's that blue haired beauty in mirror? Oh wait, that's me. Looking fabulous as always." Marth flips his hair. "It's so refreshing to see myself in a tuxedo."

"Yes, Marth. It is refreshing to see you not being in a dress for once." Ike said while rolling his eyes.

"Hey! This is my decedent's wedding. I have to look good."

"Yeah. This is Lucina's wedding. You already had yours drama queen." Roy joked.

"Did everyone get their suits already?" Mario asked. "Hey, where's Pit?"

"Over here guys!" Pit came towards the guys wearing a white tuxedo. All the guys just gave Pit a rather nasty look. Everyone else was wearing black while Pit wanted to be the one in white.

"Pit! We all agreed to wear black! Why did you get a white tuxedo?" Mario asked.

"I'm the light angel. Pittoo is gonna wear black, so it makes sense that I wear white. "

Mario just facepalmed. "Nevermind. Keep the suit. We have to go back and start preparing for the wedding. Alright, are we going to pay for our suits separately or-" Mario turned around to see all the guys were gone. "Fuck you all. Seriously."

"Sir, you know you have to pay for those suits." The cashier reminded him.

"Yeah yeah I know."


Back at the mansion. All the Smashers and Ylissean soldiers got together and started decorating for the wedding. Marth and Chrom were walking together. Chrom was a little impressed by how well everyone was working together.

"I must say grandfather, this is amazing! Everything will be prepared in no time flat." Chrom said. He resisted the urge to call him "great, great, great (to the nth number) grandfather" because Marth didn't want to be reminded by how old he was. Grandfather was fine.

"It does help when you're living with fifty other people. You get things done a lot quicker...sometimes."

"I do wish we had a wedding planner. It just doesn't feel right to set up without one."

Mario came up to the swordsmen. "Hey there Chrom, everything okay?"

"Everything is alright. I was just addressing that maybe it would be good to have a wedding planner."

"A wedding planner huh? Don't worry, I know just the right person for the job." Mario puts on a bowtie and takes out a notepad. "Hello. My name is Mario Mario, expert wedding planner at your service."

Marth facepalms at the plumber.


Dark Pit was staring outside of the balcony looking at everyone preparing for the wedding. He wasn't handling things well. Everywhere he went around the mansion, it was about the wedding. He was slowly starting to lose it. He goes back inside his room not wanting to see anymore plops on his bed frustrated.

Lucina comes into Dark Pit's room. "Hey Dark Pit, I wanted to check up on you. I haven't heard from you since last night. I was worried."

Dark Pit has been avoiding contact with everybody. He felt like if he did speak to someone, he would just explode with anger. All he wanted to do was to vent out his frustrations.

"Lucina. I can't do this. This is ridiculous! Everyone determining my future like it's their choice! They're not the ones being forced into marriage! I've been nothing but stressed about this! What good am I even getting from out of it?! Losing my freedom?! Yeah, like that's something to be happy about!"

Lucina couldn't help but feel a little offended. Was Dark Pit implying that being married to her is like some sort of punishment. "Dark Pit? Do you...not enjoy the idea of spending the rest of your life with me?"

Dark Pit turned to Lucina seeing how visibly upset she looked. "Lucina...I'm not saying that...I just..."

"You asked what good are you getting out of this! Is staying committed to the one you love not good enough for you?!"

"Lucina...I'm not ready for marriage! I don't want to give up my freedom! I lived my life going by my own rules! Now I'm supposed to give that up?!"

"You're giving that up for me! Is your freedom really that important to you?!"

"You don't understand Lucina..."

Tears started to stream down Lucina's face. "Tell me now Dark Pit! What's more important to you?! Being free or staying with me?!"

Dark Pit swallowed hard. His mind was at a stand still. He wasn't able to utter any sort of answer. He was shaking. He didn't know what he should do. The dark angel just turned away from his girlfriend. He ran out to the balcony and just flew away without looking back.

Lucina fell down to her knees crying. "I...I thought you loved me...Dark Pit..."