A/N: So I've decided to use this for drabbles and snippets. I will add my own, but if you leave a prompt/idea in the comments, I will work that out as well.

This first one comes from LegendBlazer (the prompt is the first line): thanks for submitting and I hope you like it!

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"Well, someone is going to get teased mercilessly over this one."

"A rather astute analysis, mister Moony."

"Thank you very much, mister Padfoot."

"And can I just add that I have a feeling it's not going to be me?"

"Excellent addition, mister Wormtail. Always glad you pay attention to detail."

"Looks like mister Prongs is in over his head."

From his position on the classroom floor, the grins of his friends were even more annoying.

"You gits are hilarious. Can you stop gloating and start being helpful?"

"I gotta say Prongs, she got you good this time. She really hit the nail on the head." Sirius said, leaning against the nearest desk. His grin was positively blinding.

Remus, now kneeling next to James, was grinning widely as well. "Yes, I think there's a lesson to be learned here, James. Keep your head down next time."

"You too, Moony?" James groaned. "You know, I could've had better friends than you sorry excuses of mates. Really good friends, who – when their friend got his head doubled in size by an angry witch – would help him out instead of making jokes."

"You asked her if she wanted to help you with your wand work, James. You deserved every hex that you got, so don't bite our heads off." Peter scolded, obviously triumphant he found a pun as well.

While Remus expertly hid his laugh behind a cough, Sirius didn't even bother. His bark like laugh echoed through the empty room.

"Maybe two lessons" Remus mused after casting the counter curse. "The other one being don't call Lily's bluff on threats like this because you will regret it. "

"How was I supposed to know that if I answered 'my head isn't bigger than yours' to her insult, she would hex me" James muttered, while brushing the dust of his uniform.

"Prongs, old chap, you know you should've seen this coming. You would've if your head wasn't up in the clouds all day."

"I hope Moaning Myrtle will haunt you gits in your sleep." James told all of them with conviction. Muttering some choice words about stupid wankers and mercurial birds he grabbed his backpack and stalked out of the class room, followed by the sniggers of his mates.

"Sometimes I can't make head nor tails of that man" Remus sighed.

"He's just head over heels, Moony" said Peter sagely, stroking his non-existent beard.

"Yeah, keep your head up, don't take it personally."

"Never even entered my head."

"Okay, I'm out."

"Dammit Wormy, I was just getting started."