TITLE- Really...Does anyone even read the title?

SUMMARY- Misaki finds that she cannot leave kids with Takumi…and expect them to be kids for long.

GENRE- Humour/Romance.

RATINGS- T++++++

COMMENTS- Burrrrr, its so cold here…but worry not, the heat of exams is here to help me. *Scoffs x100*

PAIRINGS- Misaki/Takumi/Tasaki(6-years)/Mikumi(6-years). General family feels. General feels.

It was a chilly December night and our favourite family had just finished their dinner. They were sitting on the dining table, watching a movie on T.V.

"The food was delicious Mommy!" Tasaki chirped as he wiped his lips with the napkin.

"Well, you should thank Daddy for the food then, Tasaki." Misaki smiled.

"Thanks Daddy!" Mikumi exclaimed before Tasaki could speak a word.

Takumi smiled on seeing both of his energetic and merry kids (and his lovely wife from whom he wasn't able to take his eyes off).

"Well, dinners done. Time to go to bed." Misaki told her kids, because their bed-time was due soon.

"A llliiiiittttllleee more but more Mommmmy!Pweaaaashhhhhhh" Tasaki pleaded as he used his most effective tone on Misaki, stretching the syllables with a pleading voice. And not to mention the puppy eyes he and Mikumi gave her!

"Fine! Fine! Just till I do the dishes." She said, with an effort to make a firm tone.

The kids cheered and both of them hugged each arm of their daddy, and cuddled against his warm, soft sweater as they watched the movie.

"I can do the dishes Misaki…" Takumi offered, because he knew how tough of a job washing dishes is in freezing temperature, especially when all you want is to stay warm.

"Its okay. You made the food. I do the dishes." She smiled as she went to the kitchen with the dirty dishes.

As soon as she went inside the kitchen, Mikumi tugged Takumi's sweater.

"Daddy-Daddy!" She exclaimed, looking at him with puppy eyes. Takumi knew what she was about to say.

"Please ask Mommy to let us see the full movie…Its soooooo fun." She requested, "And the school is off tomorrow." She made face as if she is the most innocent girl here.

"Ha-Ha-Ha" Takumi laughed as he patted her head, "Of course darling. Anything for my princess."

Tasaki unconsciously wrapped his hands around his arms tighter, as if saying 'PAY ATTENTION TO ME TOO.' But of course, he looked away and pretended watching T.V. when Takumi turned to him.

"Anything my little devil wants to say?" Takumi grinned at him.

Tasaki just exhaled a sigh. "Why is Mommy not watching it with us?"

"Missing Mommy already?" Takumi asked, "Mommy's boy!" He teased him. "She will be back after doing the dishes. Just wait for ten minutes." He said.

They watched T.V. for two minutes, when it was time for advertisements.

'Barbie has reached the moon but OH-NO! There is NO SHOPPING MALL ON MOON!

"I have nothing to fear because-."

Because WE are presenting to you BUILD A SHOPPING MALL SET for just $999. Build a building, make shops and allow Barbie to buy clothes and quench her desire to do shopping on moon! HURRY! LIMITED SUPPLY! '

Tasaki and Takumi scoffed at it while Mikumi went on to proudly exclaim how her Barbie set which was made by her was so much better than what they were showing on T.V…For next seven minutes.

"And the one I built also has crescent-maroon lipstick for Barbie which I am sure is not-"

"Shhh!" Tasaki shut her up on seeing the next ad.

'Is your wife tired of doing dishes?'

Everyone now focussed on the advertisement.

'If you answer is yes, then FEAR NOT!

We have the ULTIMATE solution for this'

Takumi chuckled as he saw kids engrossed in that ad, clearly for their mom. He grabbed the glass of warm water because his throat felt dry.

'

"WHAT is the solution to this everlasting torture!" a feminine voice screamed.

"DISHES! OH NO!"

"SOMEBODY HELP ME! ITS DISHES AGAIN!"

'

Takumi raised eyebrows at that stupid exaggeration. He looked at his kids, and to his fear, their faces were already confused as such what is so torturous in washing dishes?

'

Don't fear! Because we have now found the solution.

Give her the COCK! She'd definitely be happy!'

Takumi choked on his drink and spit it all over the table.

"Bad Daddy!" Tasaki exclaimed and went on to watch the ad, which he of course did not understood.

'

"At first I was extremely sad because of the torture of doing dishes in the winter," the woman on the screen said, "But ever since my husband gave me COCK, my life is happy," She smiled

"COCK has proved the best cure for this problem!" Another one wearing spectacles and looking-like-an-expert said

"Since the time I got my own COCK, my worries have ended!" A muscular woman said darkly. '

Takumi tried to change the channel at that – but as if the writer of his face was playing a cruel game, it ran out of battery.

Takumi hissed at his luck, and also at the dafaq advertisement on T.V. , which his kids were closely seeing.

He was sure that his kids weren't able to understand anything, because he himself was not able to make head or tail of it. And when his own curiosity got the better of him, he decided its best to just see what its saying.

'

See ladies and gentlemen? COCK has already got rid of worries of millions of housewives across the continent!

'

So, was it some weird survey relating sex-life and household chores? Their stupidity never ceased to amaze him!

Well, he himself wanted to give COCK to Misaki as well…especially when she snuggles and cuddles with him in winter.

But well….

He carried on with drinking water out of discontent…

'

"I CAN'T believe COCK is so effective!" another female voice screamed.

"So ladies and gentlemen, PRESENTING TO YOU, the ONE and ONLY-

COCK DISH WASHING BAR!

BECAUSE-

WHEN WIFE GETS SAPPY,

COCK MAKES HER HAPPY!

*FREE DELIVERY FOR FEMALE CUSTOMERS

'

Takumi choked on his drink for the second time.

DAFAQ…He thought. Just…HOW RANDOM CAN THEY GET FOR A FREAKIN AD?

A sudden tug of shirt bought him back to senses. Mikumi and Tasaki were looking at him with big, puppy eyes.

"Daddy! Daddy!" Tasaki said, "Please give Mommy the COCK."

Takumi's mind was overflowing with horror now.

SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT! He cursed, They are quick learners!

"W-W-Well…" He tried to divert the topic.

"Daddy Please!" Mikumi said, "See every woman in ad was soo happy, lets see if Mommy gets happy on getting COCK."

Takumi was just about to tell them how fake these ads are and how Mommy already has had the 'COCK' (and end the whole matter), but as the writer of his fate had it, Misaki entered the scene-

"I'm back!" Misaki said as she watched the horrified Takumi and her pleading kids. "Umm…Whats happening?" She asked.

"We're asking Daddy to give you the COCK!" Mikumi chirped.

"Yes Mommy!" Mikumi said, "Every woman gets happy on getting COCK."

Misaki felt her soul shattered to million pieces.

HOW CONTAGIOUS IS THIS ALIEN'S PERVERTNESS? She hissed mentally.

"Just ten minutes Takumi…" Misaki sighed tiredly, "I left my innocent kids with you for only ten minutes…"

And then there was a looong, devouring silence as Misaki stared blankly at the wall and all the clinkz-clunkz of her brain stopped.

(If we ignore the screams Takumi and Misaki were making in their minds- But for different reasons and emotions, of course!)

"I-It wa-wasn't my fault!" Takumi tried to defend, "I-It was the T-T.V."

Another long silence as Takumi observed Misaki staring blankly at the wall- as if she didn't hear him.

"So…is Mommy getting the COCK?" Tasaki slyly asked when-

"OFF TO BED NOW YOU TWO!" Misaki boomed suddenly, scaring the heck out of Tasaki and Mikumi, "And NEVER should I hear it again!"

However innocent and foolish they might be, they both knew that if Mom's angry then…They shivered at it. Wasting NO time, they retreated to their rooms (leaving Takumi to his fate).

"I-I-I swear Misa-"

"USUI TAKUMI!" Misaki said as she dashed towards him with a mallet, which she picked from nearby, "HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH MY KIDS' INNOCENCE!"

"IT WAS NOT ME MISAKI!" he shouted as he ran, "IT WAS THE T.V!"

"I LEFT THEM WITH YOU FOR TEN MINUTES…" She screamed, "JUST TEN FRIKI'N MINUTES!" She chased behind.

"LISTEN MISAKI! ITS NOT LIKE YOU'RE THINKING"

"COCK…MY KIDS ARE SAYING TO GIVE ME COCK? WHAT IS THERE TO MISUNDERSTAND?"

.

.

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"Oh no! Mom's angry!" Tasaki exclaimed as he peeked from his room.

"Perhaps the COCK daddy gave her before was of poor quality, and so she is angry..." Mikumi speculated.

It was then, that Mikumi decided that further research on this 'COCK' is needed to find out why Mommy got angry.

(She got nothing except google pics roosters and chicken, which made her conclude that Mommy must be angry because of a devilish rooster daddy must-have-given her before.)

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(BTW: COCK dish washing bar :P )

(PS: 8 oneshots to go!)