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A\N: This is after Heavenly Fire but Max is still alive and Simon is a bloodsucker still. Enjoy.
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Clary Fray\Fairchild made a group chat called: We've saved the world MORE than once, so stop telling us what to do. On: Thursday at: 5:36pm
5:36pm Clary: Hey, everyone. I started a group chat. Thought it might be easier to send one message than 5. Anyway, does anyone want to come to Luke's farm with me for the weekend? :P
5:36pm Izzy: Yeah. Xoxo
5:37pm Magnus: Sure biscuit. One question, who all is on this group chat?
5:39pm Jace: Well me of course, Maggie.
5:40pm Magnus: Who added you?!
5:40pm Jace: Clary of course.
5:41pm Magnus: WHY?!
5:42pm Simon: Clare, why did you have to add the dumb blond?
5:43pm Jace: BLOODSUCKER!
5:44pm Clary: Anyway, Magnus, it's Jace, Izzy, Alec, Simon, you, and me.
5:48pm Alec: You stink Magnus!
5:48pm Magnus: What?! Why would you say that Alexander? I just took a shower, and with my starwberry shampoo, too.
5:49pm Alec: I also think you use to much glitter.
5:50pm Magnus: What has gotten into you? First you try to shorten my life, now you tell me I use to much glitter. How dare you!
5:52pm Simon: Well...
5:53pm Izzy: Alec, for you have brought shame to this family, glitter is perfection.
5:53pm Magnus: Thank you Iz, and Alexander you have also brought dishonor to the cows of New York.
5:55pm Clary: I'm not getting in the middle of all this, but shouldn't Jace be jumping all over this?
5:56pm Alec: ugh...
5:59pm Magnus: Btw just walked into the bathroom and found Jace on Alec's phone... thought that might be vital information.
6:02pm Izzy: JACE!
6:03pm Izzy: I'm telling Alec.
6:05pm Alec: Sorry, just got my phone back from Jace.
6:06pm Magnus: Don't worry hon, Izzy and I are going to make him pay. MWHAhahah
6:08pm Alec: What are you guys doing?
6:09pm Clary: One, what are ya'll going to do? Two, what was with the dishonor to your cow mumbo-jombo?
6:11pm Simon: Please tell me ya'll are going to do something good.
6:13pm Magnus: We are. And just wait.
6:18pm Jace: There is nothing in this world that can scare me!
6:20pm Izzy: Liar
6:21pm Simon: Oh, Just found out there plan... Jace you are doomed.
6:24pm Clary: Can I know the plan? I am still holding a grudge against you for not letting get that cat...
6:26pm Izzy: I wanted that cat too. So even more revenge. Yay
6:30pm Jace: But we have Church... Babe come on.
6:32pm Clary: Tessa took Church back...
6:33pm Magnus: Oh, yeah, she did. Didn't she. Huh
6:42pm Clary: Just found out the plan...Jace don't go in your room!
6:44pm Simon: Clary...
6:45pm Jace: Clare, babe, I'll be fine, trust me.
6:46pm Clary: Look, Jace, I might still be mad about the cat, but trust ME, you do not want to go in your bedroom.
6:49pm Jace: Ye have little faith.
6:50pm Clary: Fine. But if you do scream, you have to let me get the cat...
6:53pm Jace: Deal.
6:54pm Izzy: New kitty, yay!
6:59pm Jace: No "New kitty", I will NOT scream. Opening the door now...
7:00pm Clary: I warned you...
7:01pm Jace: WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BLOOD THIRSTY BEAST IN MY ROOM!? Ya'll are so dead, once I get my hands on you!
7:05pm Clary: I tried to warn you babe. Now since you screamed, do you want to go Monday or Thursday to get Mr. Wiskers?
7:06pm Izzy: As I said new kitty yay!
7:06pm Simon: Sorry, Jace your stuck with the deal we all read it.
7:07pm Alec: yep
7:08pm Magnus: hahahha
7:10pm Jace: But we didn't shake on it...
7:11pm Clary: Jace...
7:13pm Jace: Fine, but we will get it Monday, the sooner we get it the faster I can kill it.
7:14pm Clary: You kill my cat Jace Herondale I will maim you. With our own blade!
7:14pm Magnus: Jace, how dare you even suggest such a thing! Cats are wonderful creatures.
7:15pm Alec: That's low even for you.
7:16pm Izzy: NO!
7:17pm Simon: Don't even think about it Jace. Clary and Izzy both want the cat time for you to suck it up!
7:21pm Clary: I'll also tell Maryse and Robert about it.
7:22pm Jace: Oh, no. They so scare me. Haha. Don't worry it'll be gone as soon as we get it.
7:24pm Clary: I'll also tell Max...
7:24pm Jace: Fine I won't kill it.
7:27pm Jace: But it isn't sleeping with me.
7:28pm Izzy: We'll see about that.
7:33pm Clary: Back to the point of why I made this chat, who all is going to the farm with me, tomorrow at three p.m?
7:34pm Alec: Yeah.
7:35pm Magnus: I'll be there. 3
7:37pm Simon: Sure.
7:38pm Izzy: Why not.
7:40pm Jace: You know I go anywhere you go.
7:41pm Izzy: Other than the duck pond...
7:42pm Simon: Hahaha, true.
7:50pm Clary: It's ok Jace, I wouldn't want the ducks to "watch" you.
7:52pm Magnus: This is just to good.
7:53pm Alec: Why don't we just lay off Jace for a while? We already got him with the duck.
7:56pm Jace: Thx Alec. It's a perfectly normal fear. It even has a name. Anatidaephobia.
7:58pm Magnus: Moving on. Why don't we turn this into a roadtrip instead of using a portal?
7:59pm Simon: Sure.
7:59pm Clary: Your limo though.
8:01pm Magnus: Done.
8:03pm Alec: Ok
8:04pm Jace: HELL YEAH!
8:05pm Izzy: Yay. Roadtrip!
8:05pm Clary: Meet at the Library for the roadtrip. Gtg bye guys love ya'll.
8:08pm Izzy: Ok, girl. Love ya too.
8:09pm Izzy: One more thing Jace.
8:11pm Jace: What?
8:12pm Izzy: Quack.
8:14pm Jace: ISABELLE!
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A\N: I may write more, but if you like this you should go check out some of my other TMI storys. I should be updating on those soon, if you have read them sorry. I've had writes-block for awhile now, thats one of the reasons I wrote this.