Here we are, the next chapter for Uzumaki Naruto: Guardian Enforcer. As promised, I dedicated a portion of this chapter, a pretty big portion mind you, to Naru x Shiva goodness. Let it be known that I am not the best romance writer in the world, but I am never one to back down from a literary challenge. That's my windo, my writer way!

Also, there is a little treat at the end of the chapter's official content that I hope you all enjoy.

Another thing, this story has been dedicated to a single pairing between Naruto and Shiva for a while now. There have been a few questions as to a possible addition of Quistis to the relationship, which would turn this story into a multi fic. I am not opposed to the idea of multi stories, but I set out to make this a single pairing story. Now… for those people who really want a Quistis/Naruto pairing… I am always open to suggestions and alternatives, and if there is enough clamoring for this story to change then I may be swayed, but it will surely take more than one or two people to convince me!

One last thing, something I saw in a comment or two. First off, as was expressed by multiple people, having characters from Konoha coming to Gaia would be incredibly cliché, and create massive plot holes. Now, though its been a while, I did have a few moments called the Konoha Chronicles that touched base with the people back home. The last was a tasteful rewrite of a Christmas classic that centered around sending T-Rexaur through the Ritual Circle Naruto left behind. Imagine the Elemental Nations, then set nearly everything on fire, and then have Mr. Popo from DBZ Abridged (may it rest in peace) spend a week there. That is the fate of those poor, unfortunate bastards. No one is going to have time to try and seek out Naruto, and the Shinigami has her reasons for even allowing his soul to enter Gaia in the first place, something that wouldn't be true for the others. And yes, even if we haven't seen her, Shinigami-sama is still out there, and she is very much involved with events that will unfold.

Secondly, I will be honest, I haven't fully abandoned the idea of having the Toads reconnect with Naruto. However, due to the long road ahead of us with this fic I can safely say I have plenty of time to think about it. For now, instead of asking for spoilers, just go ahead and tell me what you would like to see from canon brought over, and let me deal with the details and surprise you with it!

Without further ado…

~Link Start~

Naruto practically kicked the door off of the civilian transport car the moment Selphie drifted the damn thing into one of the vacant spots in the parking lot. It had taken next to no time at all to bulldoze their way across the plains to Deling City, but every moment of that trip had felt like their last. Selphie was many things, headstrong, courageous, a gifted magician, adorable on a level few could match… a driver she was not. Oh, she got them from A to B in record time, but her lust for plowing through monsters had them swerving and tipping every few hundred feet. One could argue that she is a fantastic driver considering her success at avoiding all of those potential accidents, but those people would have to suffer through riding along with the little devil for a few hours to be a proper judge. As the door slammed open Naruto fell out onto his hands and knees, his lungs gasping at deep breaths.

"Oh sweet Kami, Guardians, and anyone else listening… thank you for this unmoving plot of black top. I would kiss it if I weren't afraid it was a mirage." Naruto felt Seifer stumble out.

Said blonde swordsman clung to the now stationary vehicle with a tightly gripped hand, his face green, "I don't know whether to curse her or commend her… that was hell."

Quistis leapt out of the back followed by an equally graceful Rinoa, both sporting mildly amused grins. Quistis was first to speak as she knelt down to pat Naruto gently on the head, "What's the matter? You big, strong men going to be okay after the scary ride?"

"If this is how the men of SeeD usually handle a rough ride I'll ask for an all women team next time." Rinoa was barely able to speak while holding her hand to her face to cover her mouth and giggles..

Irvine did in fact kick his door open, considering it didn't have to be slid like the back door, before hopping out and back kicking the door shut again. His rough treatment of the vehicle seemed off putting at first until one remembered just what kind of punishment the vehicles were designed to endure. The cowboy turned to the rest of the group and gave a knowing smile toward Naruto and Seifer, "You boys obviously haven't had to take advanced war-zone driving courses, otherwise you'd have been more prepared for our little joy ride."

Naruto, though worse off due to his lack of ever having to ride in any vehicle regardless of the driving conditions, was first to recover and stood up slowly on wobbly legs, "That was acrually only my second time riding in one of those things… don't ask, I'll explain some other time." He gave Irvine a dismissive wave when he saw the look of incredulousness on the brunette's face.

Selphie hopped around the front of the transport and looked around with a big grin on her face, "That was way too fun. I'm the designated driver from now on, got it?"

Seifer and Naruto both groaned, but neither had the balls to offer protest, especially with her new weapon parked right next to them. Quistis gave a soft sigh before turning toward the bustling city, "We should report to Squall as soon as possible to give him the code we found. The sooner that's done, the more time we have to prepare."

~Scene Shift~

Regardless of how much destruction and death the campaigns by Galbadia had caused over the last decades, even their victims would have to submit to the truth that Deling City was one of the most beautiful cities in the world. While not incredibly keen on the futuristic technology that made up a vast majority of many cities across the globe, Deling City was in no way inferior to any other city, save those possibly located deep within Esthar. Away from the hustle and bustle of the main Market District the majority of the city had maintained a more classical theme, though this theme was merely cosmetic. A sea of lights was visible for miles giving ships at sea a beautiful beacon to light their way safely toward the coast. Located near the north western region of the continent the climate ranged from mild to frigid, so tourists and locals alike were often seen in heavier clothes on their way about their business.

This charming city was home to several fine eateries, tourist attractions, and top quality hotels. The most famous hot spot for high society was the Galbadia Hotel where several of the world's most influential have called their temporary home away from home. Of course, not just anyone can get a room at such a top tier place, but anyone can stop by and admire the interior… for a few minutes. That being said, it is no wonder that when several teenagers, each equipped with deadly weapons, was welcomed with tentative glances and worried glares while they strode across the lobby to the stairs leading to the second floor. One rather cheeky blonde flashed a large grin toward a group of very wary guests who promptly began to sweat.

"Ya know, having people stare at me like that was almost nostalgic. I want to walk through there again." Naruto was just about to initiate plan 'Trollolol' when his collar was gripped and his body dragged unceremoniously toward a lift, "Aww come on!"

Continuing the trend of unceremonious actions Seifer, who had been the man responsible for ruining Naruto's fun, threw the blonde ex-shinobi into the lift before everyone filed in behind him. Seifer was the last to climb on and Irvine gave the button for the top floor a jab with his thumb. Once the lift had lurched upward the gunner turned to the group with a slightly nervous smile, "That kind of stuff happen often with y'all?"

Selphie poked her head out from her spot between Quistis and Seifer with a smile, "You should have seen what he did to all of us when he had to deal with one of the Guardians back at Balamb."

Rinoa perked up at this, "Oh, this I have got to hear."

"Can we please focus on the now?" Seifer retorted rather hotly, unconsciously shivering when he remembered how he'd been dragged around by those damned wires.

Naruto was back on his feet rather suddenly with his arm wrapped around Irvine's shoulders in a friendly manner, "You really missed out on one hell of a fun day, my man. I ran around Balamb Garden collecting the best of the best that I could find, our only two gunblade specialists, our premiere martial arts expert, Trabia Garden's top mid-range spell caster, and our only Blue Magic Mistress. You see, I was given an old, mystical object that housed a rather angry and spiteful Guardian by the name of… Diablos. My chances of success were bad, I mean what can one man accomplish against a God? Knowing my limits I had to gather my closest allies, because only together would we triumph over such unspeakable odds!

It was my duty to see to this Guardian and do what I could, and nothing would stop me… even if I had to kidnap my best friends. I found them all unwilling on one level or another, so force was required. Only the beautiful and powerful Quistis of the Azure Magika was willing to aid me on my quest. Dear Seifer the Swift Blade was engaged in heated debate with the Gardenius Facultacious, their silver tongues hardly a challenge for one such as he, however he was needed elsewhere, so I spirited him away with my Lasso of Daft Punks. With my team assembled, we ventured forth into the itty bitty living space of the dreadfully nettled Diablos, the Not-That-Hard-to-Defeat. Only with their help was he kept at bay until I, Naruto the Gallant Guardian Enforcer of fair Balamb Garden, could summon forth Ifrit the Red Beast of the Flames of Youth and combine our powers to weaken the demon into submission.

How I wish that thee, the Dashing Irvine of the Twin Barrels, could have been there to help vanquish the formidable Diablos. They would have sung praises of our glory from Deling City to the unknown corners of Esthar. Alas, it was not meant to be, but fear not good sir, for our adventures together have only just begun!"

Irvine gave a hearty laugh while everyone else in the lift chuckled or giggled, except Seifer of course, though his face was a bit flushed from the odd title he'd been given. The swordsman had always been keen to the idea of knights in the ages of old, and though his priorities in life had taken a dramatic change that would always be something he dreamt of. He could get used to being called Swift Blade, even if Naruto had only been playing around. Still, the fact that Naruto had spoken so highly of their skills was not missed on any of the Balamb SeeD in the lift. Rinoa of course was puffing out her cheeks a little while sending Naruto a bit of a glare, though it was no where near heated enough to be genuine.

"Hey, what about me?" Rinoa crossed her arms while facing Naruto and Irvine, the latter of whom was still chuckling at the lively and tastefully doctored tale.

Naruto gave her a look as he rubbed his chin softly, "Hmm, I forgot you weren't there for that, let me see… ah! Our epic victory over the boastful dark creature Diablos was merely a test of worth, for you see, Zell of the Steel Fists, Selphie the Trabian Star, Leon the Lion's Pride, and myself were assigned to offer our aid to the fair Princess of Owls. Oppressed by a foreign king, she sought swift justice for her people, and on our blood we would see it done. In our hour of greatest need, when fate would have us bleed over the cobbles of Timber's gutters, Seifer the Swift Blade clashed steel to steel and rallied our forces to a decisive victory, though it was a victory short lived as we made haste to escape the gaping maw of the enemy war beast."

Rinoa gave a big grin as she stepped back, thoroughly placated by her addition to his whimsical retelling of recent events. Irvine gave Naruto a friendly slap on the back as he guffawed, "You and I are gonna get along just fine, partner."

When the lift stopped the audible ding was followed by the creeping of the doors as they opened to allow their exit. The hallway was stunning with polished wood floors and paneled walls, a regal styled wall paper with small, diamond designs that climbed up to the ceilings which were painted a calming peach hue. Running up and down the hall on the floors were red carpets that stopped about a foot from the moldings along the walls so that tables could be placed on the flat wood between the suite doors. Irvine and Selphie took the lead with Naruto bringing up the rear. They'd been given room 134 which was located at the corner of the hotel so that they'd have plenty of windows for surveillance. Irvine spun around to block the door before placing a finger to his lips.

Once he had everyone's attention he gave the door several knocks with his knuckles, "Ahem… room service." His voice took on a posh accent that nearly had everyone's bottom jaws slamming the floor. Where did his country drawl go?

The unmistakable voice of Leon grumbled through the door, "No one ordered anything, thanks anyway."

Irvine smirked mischievously, "Pardon me, monsieur, but I am afraid I must insist that this particular order is yours."

"Just leave, we didn't order anything, thank you." Leon sounded irritated from his side of the door, his hand likely gripping his gunblade.

Irvine took a cautionary step away from the door, "Are you sure, monsieur? Perhaps your lover was the one to call it in? One Lovers' Succulent Sweets platter… chocolate dip on the side?"

A moment of silence passed while the party watched the door intently, all holding their breath. And then, the sound of a struggle erupted from the other side of the door that lasted for only a minute. The next moment the door swung open with a harsh slam and Zell was thrown from the room into the hall way while Leon stood menacingly at the door, "You idiot, you tell this man you didn't order…any… what?"

Irvine gave a friendly wave from his place by the door, his face plastered with a very satisfied smirk. Behind the man Zell was on the floor on his back spread eagle, Selphie using a small fan to try and wave air into his face. Naruto, Seifer, Quistis, and Rinoa all stood off to the side watching either of the interactions with equal amounts of amusement. The gunner walked up to Leon casually before giving the front of his hat a flick, "Howdy leader, I was just on a stroll when I happened upon Team Beta-"

Leon crossed his arms to try and regain his cool, aloof guy swagger despite the rage that was moments ago masking his façade, "The hell did you and Selphie actually go? You were to report back at least two hours ago."

Quistis stepped forward to place a delicate hand on both teen's shoulders, "Inside would be best, I dare say."

Leon looked around the hall before giving a firm nod and allowing everyone into the room. Naruto lost a quick game of rock-paper-scissors so he was delegated to dragging Zell's heavy body along the floor into the room. Watching the blonde drag the groaning boxer into the room Leon palmed his face in frustration and slammed the door shut. The interior of the room was rather Spartan and only housed two twin beds, obviously not one of their more luxurious suites, but it would do for their ragtag team. Rinoa leapt into the nearest bed and loosed a cute little moan as her aching body sank into the bed sheets. Naruto dumped Zell off in the tub of the bathroom before taking a seat in one of the two arm chairs situated in the corners. It was about that time when everyone began to relax when Leon suddenly dragged a large white board out of the closet that was covered from top to bottom in notes and rough drawings of the streets below.

Naruto groaned, "This looks like its gonna take a while…"

"That's a lot of detail… how much time have you spent staring out the window?" Quistis, while impressed with the amount of information, was no less horrified than the rest of her team when considering the daunting task of reviewing everything that he'd recorded.

Leon gave a small huff before mumbling something under his breath. Seeing the confused faces around the room Irvine stepped up to answer their question properly, "I reckon the man hasn't left that spot over yonder since we shacked up." He gave a jerk of his thumb toward a portion of the floor, which was covered in an off-white carpet, where two foot prints had been indented into the normally fluffed up threads.

Naruto stared at the spot for a few moments, much like everyone else, and then gave Leon a blank look as he cursed, "Damn~ you need a hobby."

Leon stared right back at Naruto giving his all to maintain an identical blank look, "This is a mission, not a vacation. Now if we could focus… I want the details of your mission."

Naruto gave a small wave to Quistis before winking at her, "I leave that to my second in command. Quistis, full report please."

The blonde woman gave a warm smile toward her team leader before stepping over to the windows and turning to the room, "Team Beta's mission was a success, our primary objective…"

~Scene Shift~

When Quistis' summary of the mission to the Tomb was complete she moved to stand by Naruto's side. The ex-shinobi was still seated and relaxing, his hands folded in front of his face as he held his eyes shut. He knew their mission was far more exciting than the boring recon assignment that Team Alpha had been assigned, so he was hoping to give Leon time to simmer down. He put on a strong front of being indifferent and caring for very little else save the mission, and more recently his friends, but deep down the guy wanted something more… some higher calling. Naruto recognized it in his mannerisms and remembered another young teen who'd struggled with his identity and his desires as well, and it didn't bode well. His fears were realized when he heard Leon walking over to the window and giving the sill a harsh rap with his closed fist.

After a few moments the dark swordsman turned to the room and gave a small sigh, "All right, good work Team Beta, those two GFs should be a great asset to the teams as well as Garden. As for Team Alpha we've been observing the city the past few nights and the military presence has been steadily increasing, however patrols have only become more lax. I've been allowing our team short trips out to the city under the guise of tourists, and from what we have gathered there is some big parade planned for tomorrow night. In our mission parameters we are to report to the Caraway Estate tomorrow, approximately three hours before the scheduled time of the event, which has me rather… unsettled."

Seifer, who'd been leaning on the wall beside the door, stepped forward and gave Leon a hard look, "Sounds like someone knows something they shouldn't. You remember our SeeD exam, how troop deployment within the city seemed a bit… lax? Their objective had never been to take the city, just for their forces to hold back the army of Dollet until they secured the radio tower."

Irvine, from his place on the corner of the bed nearest the windows, sat up straighter as he looked around at the group, "Wait a second, y'all were the ones who gave Galbadia all that trouble back then? I heard one of their newest model Armored Mechas was left to rust on the beach in Dollet, and from the reports we got at the Garden something hit that sucker like a bull into a block of butter."

Naruto gave a small chuckle, "What can I say? Sometimes I can really grate on people."

Irvine gave his head a small cock to the side as his hair draped part ways over his face, and then he leant forward toward Naruto with an eager grin, "What kind of attack was it? Did ya have one of those explosives launchers or something? Only something with a lot of oomph would be able to cave in the cranium of one of those suckers!"

Quistis quickly wrapped her hand around Naruto's mouth, blushing a little at her bold move, before giving Irvine a reassuring smile, "We can discuss that later on when there's more time. For now, let's finish the discussion about the mission."

Irvine gave a quick nod when he realized everyone in the room was giving him an expectant look. Quistis was satisfied, but then her face went an even brighter red as she yanked her hand away from Naruto's face. Said blonde had his tongue out and a satisfied smirk on his lips, "Gotcha!"

Leon gave a groan as he let his head fall into his palm, "It's like living with a six year old…" He recovered quickly enough before walking to his board of notes and gesturing toward different sections of the notes, "I have the deployment times, patterns, and shift changes marked down for every street within three blocks of the parade route. Whatever this client has for us we will likely be deployed in that area, and we will be ready. I expect everyone… everyone… to go over these notes at some point either tonight or tomorrow morning."

Naruto knew right away that he was talking to him, as if the drilling glare he received from Team Alpha's leader wasn't enough of a hint, that tone was a dead giveaway. He stood up from his seat and patted down his clothes casually, an action that caught the attention of the room. When he was finished his flamboyant maneuver he gave the room a big grin and a thumbs up, "Not to worry guys, I'll definitely have a good and thorough look over those notes, promise. Right now though… I've got somewhere to be."

In a flash Leon was in front of Naruto giving him a very firm glare, a vein in his forehead throbbing a little, "Hold on a moment… did you just say you had somewhere to be? And exactly where is that?"

Naruto gave the back of his head a little rub before chuckling nervously, "Come on guy… do we have to discuss this in front of everyone?"

Leon's reply came without hesitation or sympathy, "Yes, yes we do, now give me the where, why, and a good enough reason to allow this."

"Somewhere that a guy can take a fine lady to impress her with his charm, wealth, and dashing good looks, because I promised said fine lady a night on the town and we will likely be on the run away from here this time tomorrow night, and I don't actually need your authorization for this because as of this moment I am still technically leader of Team Beta, so you have no say in whether I do or do not do something yet." Naruto playfully ticked each of his answers off with his fingers while giving the ceiling a contemplative gaze.

Leon felt his body relax as the logic of the final answer settled into him. Naruto was right, he wasn't responsible for Naruto at that moment and any poor decisions the blonde made were on his own head. Of course there was that nagging feeling that he wanted to berate his friend for behaving in a way that could put them in danger, but that was overwhelmed by the sweet, sweet relief of having his own record intact. With only a little hesitation he gave Naruto a nod and walked back to his perch, his boots sinking into the dents in the carpet perfectly, "Fair enough, just be sure to get back in time to go over these notes, or so help me I will report you and put in for you to be demoted."

Whatever the reason for Leon's sudden change of heart it was the last thing on Naruto's mind as he happily accepted the response and made for the door. Before he left though he turned to the room and gave his team members a warm grin, "Team Beta, take this time to rest and restock in town when you can. Until I return… Seifer, you are in charge. Keep the others alert and confer with Leon if you are unsure of what to do before I get back. Remember that while Quistis is your subordinate for the time being she is still of a higher rank overall, and therefore she will be observing your actions and decisions with the utmost scrutiny. Don't screw this up."

~Line Break~

Naruto decided to leave the hotel from one of the windows and walked down the outer wall at a leisurely pace. The city below looked magnificent in the darkness of the night. In the distance he could see the ocean, the bright full moon above casting it's light over the faraway waves. Knowing that a man walking down the wall of a building wasn't something this world was familiar with he leapt gracefully toward the nearest rooftop before landing with a muffled thump. It had been a long time since he'd been able to tree jump and he forgot how exhilarating it was to soar through the air, the wind whipping his hair about. With his feet back on a proper solid ground he wandered to the edge of the rooftop to peer down at the street below.

Galbadia Hotel was located in the heart of Deling City's market, so only the most expensive and highest quality goods would be on display in the bright window cases. Normally this sort of thing would be nothing short of a pain in Naruto's sweet, toned ass, however he'd been receiving regular stipends of cash from Balamb. Prying his eyes from the busy market street he brought up his Junction Watch and went through his information. When his eyes landed on his total funds he wasn't sure whether to be disappointed or bug eyed. There were plenty of zeroes, but would that be enough to cover what he'd planned to purchase? There was only one way to find out, and with that thought in mind he leapt down to the darkened alley between the buildings and stepped out into the night life of Deling City.

~Scene Shift~

"Ya know Jo…" The audible thoughts were cut off quickly by a resounding smack, which was immediately followed by several hushed curses.

Two very average and ordinary Galbadian Soldiers were standing next to one of the ATMs on the corner of Market Street and Deling Avenue. These two soldiers were much like the rest of their brethren in arms, both dressed in the low ranking standard blue uniforms with the most basic of armor enhancements. The taller of the two, only by three inches mind you, was a clean shaven, All-Galbadian boy born in one of the smaller townships outside of Deling City. His companion, a native to fair Deling City, wore a shaggy beard that poked out from under his visor like some kind of sleeping animal resting on his chin, obscuring his mouth from sight. These two good ol' boys of Galbadia were the notoriously unlucky Jo and Dan. After a series of unfortunate coincidences the two of them had been taken off the active duty roster and placed into the Deling City Guard unit. Many considered the work boring, and the low pay grade did nothing to assuage such thoughts. For Jo, there was nothing sweeter than the gig, and he'd have none of Dan's crap screwing it up for him!

"Dan, I have said this before, and I will continue to say this well into our old age: shut up. This is literally the last straw for us, and I for one do not want to face Kiala if we lose our uniforms. It was bad enough having to be away for weeks on end, I do not want to spend the rest of my marriage sleeping on the couch." Jo crossed his arms and leaned back on the side of the ATM, his long sword scraping across the ground a little from the position.

Dan gave the back of his helmet a rub, even though the action was fruitless if he was hoping to sooth his recently abused skull, and glared through his visor at Jo, "I was just gonna say that I was glad we got to stay partners now that we were assigned to guard the capital, geeze."

Jo gave a small nervous chuckle before looking down at the ground, "Sorry Dan… guess I'm a bit jumpy. To be honest, I was starting to feel odd myself, and I was afraid you would only make it worse with your damn… spidey senses or whatever you call them."

Dan took up a thinking pose as he looked up toward a nearby street lamp, "Now that you mention it…"

Jo took a hold of Dan by the front of his uniform and began to shake him back and forth violently, "No! No, no, no, you Guardian damned bastard, don't you dare start now!"

As the two of them made a spectacle of themselves Naruto was passing by on his way to one of the local shops he'd been lead to believe sold the finest suits in town. He'd have preferred something tailor made, but damned if he didn't have the time or the patience for that sort of thing at the time. As he walked by the two wacky Galbadian Soldiers he couldn't help but smirk. He was glad to see his little pranks hadn't damaged them permanently, and he was equally glad the two of them weren't in those bathing suits anymore. Sure, it had been his idea, but that didn't mean he didn't regret his decisions from time to time. Seriously, the one with the beard had so much hair that it was… disturbing. He gave his head a firm shake to get the memories out of his mind before taking off again towards the shops.

In no time at all he'd found the shop Galbadian Outfitters, though the size made him lean further toward the term store. There were two floors, one dedicated to men and the other women, and as far as he could tell the reputation was well founded. The second floor housed the in-stock men's formal wear, and he was glad to see that there were only a few sections dedicated to those stuffy, tight, monkey suits he'd seen people wearing back at the SeeD Graduation Ball. There was at least one attendant up on the second floor, but they were busy helping a younger teen put together something, so Naruto decided to browse and see what caught his eye. He was not disappointed in the selection, and within five minutes he had an arm full of potential, and he vanished into the changing rooms to try on his possible new threads.

Let it be known that Naruto was in no way the kind of man who did his best to blend in or stick to trends. That being said, when he stepped out of the changing rooms to admire himself in the mirror, he turned several heads. He'd decided to go semi-formal in order to match the general atmosphere of aristocracy that permeated the streets of Deling City while maintaining enough comfort that he could relax and cut loose. Starting from the top he had gone with a form fitting long sleeved dress shirt colored burnt orange. The first two buttons of the shirt were left unbuttoned, though the use of a v-neck allowed for some of his toned upper chest to be visible. Over the shirt he'd chosen a black dress vest that matched his slick black trousers, which he'd neatly tucked his shirt into. and dress shoes nicely. He'd contemplated something with a blazer, but he reconsidered since he would have likely taken it off, and offering a lady who thrives in the cold the warmth of his jacket would have been…

As he struck a few poses for the mirrors to admir his choices he noticed a young woman around his age standing by her family. All of them were gaping at him, but she wore a rather hungry look as she admired the not too subtle lumps of muscle pressing against the fabrid of his shirt and pants. He knew the poor girl would suffer Shiva's wrath if the ice queen could see her, so he averted his gaze in case any of the Guardians were watching through him. Feeling confident in his choices he walked back into the changing room and gathered his clothes into a haphazard bundle. He pulled out one of his empty storage scrolls and sealed everything away quickly so no one would see, and then he walked back out and down to the first floor. The register staff was glad to assist him by finding and clipping each of the tags for scanning, and with a quick swipe of his Junction Watch over the scanners he'd made his first official purchase that wasn't work related.

After he'd left the shop he turned to head off in search of a park or rest area when he caught sight of one of the kiosks nearby. While the shops and stores were all of a higher class, that didn't mean that there weren't respectable little vendors on the foot paths with smaller, more specialized stock to draw the attention of tourists and passersby. The vendor he'd spotted was a purveyor of classy hats, and Naruto had spotted a military style beret the same black hue as his vest and pants. He'd never been much for hats when he was younger, and the Elemental Nations had very little in the way of variety. He flashed a quick grin before buying the hat and placing it atop his wild spikes of golden hair. Now he was ready, it was time to pick up his date.

~Scene Shift~

While the city by the sea was rather lacking in the way of public parks, the few that could be found were quite the spectacle. Naruto stumbled upon one that had been mercifully free of tourist groups due to the late hour, though he did spot the occasional couple out for a late night stroll. This particular patch of urbanized nature was blessed with many rolling hills of dark green grass with lush patches of trees scattered about the park at strategic locations to help dampen the noise of the surrounding city. Much like the parks he was familiar with from the Elemental Nations there were several statues along the foot paths depicting people or beasts of historical significance. During the day he wagered that the park would be quite a lively and energetic place, but at night it was so peaceful that he was almost tempted to let his guard down… almost.

Naruto found the center of the park was home to a rather entertaining feature that without a keen eye could very well catch the average tourist unawares. There was a standard fountain, complete with an ornate statue that allowed several dozen streams of water to rush up and through the air in fanciful arcs that would surely catch the light and leave one breathless. The real attraction though was the cleverly hidden man made geysers built into the ground. This was unlike anything he'd ever seen, even in some of the great capital cities he'd traveled through with Jiraiya on their cursed training trip. He knew he would have to come back there, but that would be for after he'd thoroughly spoiled his date… hehe.

One of the foot paths led away from the main route into a rest area that was well hidden by the surrounding trees. It was a simple little cul-de-sac with a statue of a grieving angel kneeling amongst a patch of flowers. The plaque was simply labeled Aerith, and something about the image filled Naruto with a sense off sadness, though it was very brief. Refocusing on the task at hand he turned about to be sure no one was spying on him before he gathered his magic essence for the summoning.

"Come to me, my Shiva." Naruto's voice was a hushed whisper, though the magic in his summoning gave each syllable power to call her to his side.

A soft breeze rushed through the area as the temperature dropped at least ten degrees. Naruto closed his eyes to shield them from the chilly air, and when he felt the atmosphere settle he opened them and found his lips incapable of any other form save a warm smile. Shiva was as breathtaking as ever, though he was relieved to see she had decided to be a tad more conservative in her selection of clothes. Her entire form was draped in a teasingly snug, violet sleeveless dress that ended just above her knees. On her feet she wore a set of matching one inch heels that he was positive he'd never seen anyone wear as well as she did. Between her lightly accentuated curves and the smooth skin of her legs he had to slap himself across the face to wake up from the testosterone induced trance he'd fallen into. A soft giggling brought his attention back up to her face.

Shiva had gone ahead and applied a modest amount of make-up to her lips and eyes, the dark lipstick and eye liner really making her beauty pop. Her hair was twisted into a messy, low ponytail with the sides flowing down in a wavy pattern. Around her neck she wore a black choker with a snowflake nestled just under her chin. Upon closer inspection Naruto noticed that the center of the snowflake had been designed as an Uzumaki swirl, and he felt his lips tighten into an even more genuine smile. He stepped forward toward the lovely ice goddess and found that she'd taken a form that was a half head shorter than him, and while normally he would have felt patronized, he knew Shiva would never insult him in such a way. Kurama would probably get an ass whooping later though, of that he was sure.

"Shiva, do you have any idea what you do to me every time I see you? Being so beautiful has to be against some kind of international law." Naruto took up her right hand and gave the knuckles a soft brushing of his lips as his smile only widened upon catching sight of her blush.

Shiva had been taking in Naruto's features while the young teen was transfixed on her choice of dress. She would freely admit that Naruto's looks had never had much to do with why she found the young man so attractive. Unlike the superficial tendencies of humans she'd been drawn more to the warmth and energy that he gave off. Naruto was like a walking ray of sunlight that even her most frigid winds could not withstand. During the month that they'd spent training for his SeeD exams she found each moment with him greater than the last, and each evening when he would retire she would long for the next day when she felt the familiar intoxicating flood of his magic calling to her. He was a beacon she was only too willing to follow, very nearly rushing to his side with her physical body instead of the limited magical projections that all of her kin could manifest for their summoners.

That being said… Naruto was in no way an ugly specimen. In terms of human standards he more than surpassed the average male in terms of size and shape, even if he was a tad shorter than some. No other human had ever drawn her gaze like Naruto had, and she found the phenomenon rather satisfying. When he would discard his training shirts during particularly intense sessions she would watch as his body would sweat to combat the heat within, the way the sun would glisten against his skin. Even as those days had long passed the ice queen often fantasized about his image, the very thought bringing new and interesting sensations to her physical body. And now as she observed him clad in such neat and flattering attire she found the sight very, very pleasing. Not in the same way that her wild fantasies would please her, rather she felt a swelling of pride, an eagerness to demonstrate her possession of his affections. She would have to consult with Siren later on about her new feelings.

She was woken from her inner ramblings by the gentle touch of his warm skin on her hand, and the light kiss laid on her knuckles brought a smattering of color to her cheeks. Hearing his lighthearted flattering only helped further her growing sense of pride that she had caught his eye, "As a Guardian of the highest caliber I am of course above the laws of your mortal governments. Try as they might, no one could even lay a hand on me." Shiva allowed a little pompous tone to overtake her normally cheerful attitude to strengthen her jest.

Naruto of course took this opportunity to pull her forward into his arms, quickly spinning the two of them around before dipping her backward. With her lower back resting on his knee and his left hand between her shoulder blades he looked deeply into her eyes while wearing a cocky grin, "Hmm, I do believe that is my hand on you, my dear Guardian."

"Well then, I stand corrected." Shiva grew bold and brought her hand up to rest on his cheek, her thumb leaving chilling trails as she drew circles across his whisker marks. The creeping ice dust tickled his skin rather than burning like Naruto thought it would.

In response Naruto leant closer to her face and placed a chaste kiss on her lips, something that brought further flush to both their faces. As their lips parted he brought her back to her feet before stepping back, his left hand taking her right once more, "Would you do me the honor of accompanying me to a late dinner?"

A joyous smile graced her lips, "I would love to, Naruto. However… I don't actually need to eat, heh." She took her hand from his and brought it to her left elbow to rub sheepishly, "This isn't my true physical body… I hope that doesn't bother you."

Naruto decided to drop the playful tone he'd been using and spoke to her from the heart, "Hey, no worries Shiva, I understand. As long as I get to spend my night with the most beautiful lady in town I couldn't care less about the how. Besides, as far as long-distance relationships go, I think I hit the jackpot."

Between his genuine sentiment and the last remark Shiva was left feeling completely relieved. Her spirit having lifted she moved close to Naruto so that she could wrap her arms around his right arm. She let her cheek nuzzle into his bicep lightly, her nose picking up his pleasant scent and bringing another bright smile to her face, "Thank you for being understanding, my Naruto. Now, let's go see what this city has to offer. Cerberus was always eager to brag when comparing this place to Balamb and I would see if that fuzz ball was bluffing or not."

Naruto gave a light chuckle before leading his lovely lady out of the park and into the buzzing city. Having only just arrived in Deling City Naruto had no time to make reservations anywhere of note, so he settled for one of the middle-upper class restaurants in the downtown area. Instead of the stuffy, stiff, holier-than-thou attitude of the upper class joints, the place they'd settled for was warm, welcoming, and lively. From the outside the building appeared older, though this was of course the central theme of Deling City. Inside, while paneled in wood with warm colored paints and dimly lit ceiling fixtures over the tables, there were hints of technology here and there for the trained eye to spot. The tables were arranged around a squared, raised platform surrounding a dance floor on the lower level, and an upper level on the second story could be seen with richly designed, waist high wrought iron guard rails in place to protect customers from falling.

Naruto was glad to hear that the place took walk-ins, and they lucked out getting seats on the upper floor by one of the large windows overlooking the street outside. Being a bit further from the crowded Market District allowed the area to maintain a much quieter, homey atmosphere. The tourists were still mulling about below, but there weren't nearly as many, and most were of a quieter breed that appreciated the city for its charm rather than it's hotspots and attractions.

As was to be expected a blue toned woman walking the streets drew many looks, some merely curious, others shocked, and, much to Naruto's disdain, many of the male population gazed upon her with desire. Naruto would likely have beaten half of them savagely if it weren't for the tight grip his date had on his arm and his reluctance to free himself from her embrace. The reasoning for her tight hold had nothing to do with the waves of ill intent that her companion was releasing every so often. The lecherous gazes weren't limited to the men taking in her divinity. No, there were plenty of female humans lurking about casting their jealous and hungered looks at Naruto. She reasoned that she wouldn't want to trouble Naruto and his team by causing wanton destruction on the female population, though she imagined her dwelling in the Balamb Mountains could always use a few more ice sculptures to liven things up.

As the two of them were brought to their table Naruto finally broke free from the icy grip of his beautiful lady for the sake of preparing her seat. Shiva was impressed and embarrassed by the gentlemanly gesture and took her seat without a word, not quite sure how to appropriately vocalize her odd mixture of emotions. The flushed smile she offered to the blonde seemed to placate him as his shoulders released a barely noticeable tension and he took his own seat. Naruto, having learned the laws of underage drinking for this world differed from his own, ordered the both of them a pair of mixed drinks from the non-alcoholic menu and watched the server, who happened to be a young brunette woman about a year younger than himself, take his order with a blush before scurrying away like a scared field mouse.

He noticed the slight glare Shiva was sending toward the back of the retreating server and couldn't suppress a chuck, "My, Shiva-hime… I had no idea you were the jealous type."

The icy deity flinched before turning her gaze toward the table with her cheeks flaring a deep violet, "I don't fully understand it… but the way she was looking at you made me very angry. Is that a bad thing? I have felt jealousy before, but never truly experienced it like this…"

"If feeling jealous when your date is being undressed by some other person's eyes is a bad thing then I'm probably going to hell." Naruto gave a lighthearted chuckle as he leant forward toward her, his arms resting on the table.

With the idea to undress Naruto with her eyes introduced to her she found her gaze flicking between him and the white cloth table cover, "What do you mean?"

Naruto gave a small huff before glancing out the window, his cheeks going slightly pink out of embarrassment, "On the way here there were a bunch of guys, and even some girls, ogling you like some kind of prime rib platter. I had all I could do to not leave a bunch of my clones to torture the lot of them with construction paper and lemons…"

Shiva couldn't help the giggle that escaped her lips, and with it the embarrassment and insecurity was gone. Granted she still felt a bit awkward about her actions, but something about Naruto made things so much easier to deal with, "Did you say construction paper and lemons?"

Naruto flashed her a big grin with a little hint of evil twinkling in his eyes, "They have the best firmness to sharpness ratio for truly memorable paper cuts. Toss in a bit of lemon juice and…" He gave a soft hissing sound that had Shiva going pale for a moment. That did indeed promise a most painful experience, if a bit juvenile.

Deciding to switch back for a moment and inadvertently transition from the topic of torture Shiva took on a slightly timid demeanor, "So you were feeling the same jealousy over me…?"

Naruto's prankster grin faded and he looked over at Shiva with a calm, firm expression, "Absolutely. It might sound selfish, but tonight I want you all to myself. Every time they look at you like that I worry they might try to steal you away from me."

Shiva reached across the table to take both of his hands in hers. When Naruto looked up from the sudden action he was witness to the most dazzling smile he'd ever seen, "My Naruto, no matter what anyone might be thinking, there is no one I'd rather be with, okay?"

While he would never admit it to anyone openly, Naruto was very insecure when it came to matters of the heart. As had been said many time and will be said many times more, being an orphan can often make things like love difficult to understand. He'd spent some time pretending to be infatuated with a girl back in his original world, and even that had been difficult for him to simulate. There were others, most awkward due to the circumstances of the situations at the time, but he'd never been brave enough to try and embrace the opportunities. This being a new world he had been willing to try, and of course he had been failing, at least in his eyes. This jealousy thing was born of his inability to accept that he was worthy of affection and the innate fear that his unworthiness would drive his love interest into the arms of some devil on the street with a strong jaw and a height advantage… damned tall bastards.

The whole thing was embarrassing and had been the bane of his thoughts during their entire walk. He felt justified, but he felt his desires to be silly and inappropriate. And then he saw Shiva looking at their server and recognized the same glare he'd been pointing this way and that, and his worries began to waver. If someone as beautiful, intelligent, and powerful as Shiva, one of the three original elemental Guardians, had been feeling jealous too, then perhaps he wasn't so silly after all. That didn't change the fact that she was still the same woman, still as gorgeous, still as enticing, and he was still just Uzumaki Naruto. And just as he was set on the idea she revealed yet another truth: she was just as insecure about him. Him, of all people, for Kami's sake! A woman like Shiva had no right looking so timid over someone like him, so he laid it all out clear and simple. He never expected her to say anything to his reply, she had no reason to put him at ease, it wasn't her responsibility. And just like that, with only a few words, she'd been able to brush aside years and years worth of doubt and low self-esteem.

Naruto gave a sniff to force back his emotions so that he could maintain at least some of his machismo and when he was sure his voice wouldn't betray his false front he spoke with a warm smile, "Okay, my Shiva-hime. There's no one I'd rather be with either." He gave her hand a light squeeze as the both of them shared a silent moment together, warmth and chill surrounding them.

Their server, who'd been silently watching from the bar with their drinks already prepared and ready for delivery, was impassive as she locked her eyes on the odd couple. She brought up a dainty hand to brush back some of her hair and from just behind her ears two very small wings stretched and flexed like cramped arms. Nearby, the bartender, a very tall and broad shouldered man with a shaved head and very angular jaw, eyed her odd appendages with slight amusement. The pair of them were dressed in the standard uniform of the establishment: white dress shirts tucked into dark blue slacks, black shoes, and blue ties around their necks. The bartender's shirt was rather baggy for his frame, though it was pulled taut to his toned chest. Why? Because of his oddly shaped back, which of course flexed and moved every so often much like… wings?

"Careful, your glamour is wearing off sister." The bartender kept his eyes firmly on a bourbon glass in his hands, his black nails a stark contrast to his pale skin.

The server huffed before tucking her small wing extensions away the best she could, "I am just flustered, brother. The human has smitten our sister rather well, and even the temptations of others have failed to expose his true nature. All he ever noticed were the humans observing sister Shiva. It is mind boggling and frustrating."

"My dear Siren, far be it from me to be the voice of reason between us… but perhaps you are wrong this time? This is the same human who risked his life to save you, remember… And, though I am loathe to admit this, he was able to break me from my prison." The bartender set the thoroughly cleaned glass aside before taking up another, spitting into the crystal so that he could give it a proper shine, much to the disgust of the patrons nearby.

The now revealed Siren turned a glaring eye toward her brother, though her naturally kind and pretty demeanor were enough to negate any ill intent behind it, "Diablos, surely you aren't suggesting we let this be? A decent human he may be, but he is a mortal nonetheless. Our brethren have been hurt before because of their flighty, unpredictable nature. Shiva is the only one of us left unscathed. Whether it be today, tomorrow, or the day of his death… he will eventually break her heart. The selfishness of humanity knows no bounds."

Diablos grunted quietly to acknowledge her argument before he looked over toward the couple. Naruto had sparked some kind of conversation with Shiva and had the ice Guardian giggling away behind her hand. The demonic gravity wielder would have found such a sight heartwarming once. He had his own fond memories from the days when True Summoners were far more common. He turned his gaze back to Siren and saw the look of worry she wore and it hurt him to see her so. He put the glass away before leaning on the bar, "Siren… it may not be a desirable method, and it would likely ostracize us from the others for quite a long time… but perhaps we should consider ending the human."

Siren spun around in her seat so quickly she nearly fell over, "E-end him? Whatever do you mean?" She knew exactly what he meant, but she couldn't comprehend the idea of one of their kind considering inflicting harm on a summoner without being ordered by an enemy summoner. Even in those cases it was often very traumatic, and should two Guardians be summoned to oppose one another in such a way…

"I understand your concern sister, I do… however, seeing you stricken with such worry and stress is something that I cannot allow. When I see a problem I do not simply brush it aside, I fix is. This human's meddlesome emotions are corrupting Shiva and her inevitable heartbreak would bring greater sadness to you and the rest of our kin. We end him now, we force the lesser of two evils on her and within a decade she will have returned to her former self. It was the same with Ifrit, though that was less my choice as it was happy coincidence." Diablos had his eyes on Shiva so he missed the utter disbelief that flashed across Siren's face.

The life deity kept her gaze on her brother for a long moment before she spoke again, "Diablos… how could you speak so casually about such a thing? The death of our brother's lover was a happy coincidence? A decade of grief is the lesser of two evils? What happened to you? What made you become so cold towards humans?"

Diablos turned his face toward Siren with an impassive façade, "Forgive me, it wasn't my intention to cause you distress. I only wanted to offer my opinion, that is all." He turned away and walked further down the bar to maintain his cover as a common bartender, his eyes betraying nothing of his inner turmoil.

~Line Break~

Dinner went rather smoothly after the couple helped settle each other's doubts. Naruto had ordered a light dinner for himself, and while Shiva could not actually consume anything she could still taste, so he convinced her to order a small dish of any dessert she wanted. Naruto was surprised when he saw that Shiva could swallow her food without worry, and she explained that she could technically eat, but there would be no nutrition gains from it. It was then that he realized that the crazy woman had been trying to save him money on the meal, so he vowed to make her order a proper dinner on their next date. The promise of another date and his adamant refusal to allow her the chance to miss out on any aspect of said date left Shiva feeling elated. With their conversations taking so long the two of them were eventually the last couple to leave the restaurant, effectively closing the place down.

The midnight hour was upon them and yet the nightlife of Deling City had yet to slow down. Naruto took Shiva for a stroll around central city so that she could see more of the city that her brother had always bragged so much about. They stopped to have their picture taken by one of the street vendors who sold instant photos along with specialized frames and custom printed shirts. Naruto kept one copy for his wallet and promised to give her the other he purchased as soon as he returned to Balamb. After that the two of them stopped near a small square to observe some street performers showing off their acrobatic skills. Naruto would freely admit that he was impressed by their moves, though he knew such things were child's play back in the Elemental Nations. He left the lot of them a nice tip after paying a visit to a nearby ATM which earned him a searing kiss from his date right on the lips in front of the crowd. It was very brief, but no less pleasant than any other kiss, so he had nary a complaint, only the question of why. She told him it was a gift for his generous act, while secretly she was marking her territory for the less subtle women in the crowd who'd been eyeing up his firm rear when he bent over to place his offering in the performer's donation basket.

Eventually the date had to come to an end, especially since it was about one in the morning and the magic maintaining her form would soon run dry. Naruto escorted the lovely lady back to the park, though instead of the little enclosure he'd summoned her to before he took her to the center of the park. He had his arm firmly wrapped around her waist as they strolled down the dark paths of the park, the sound of the running water at the fountain echoing around them. Shiva was pressed into his side qnd secretly using a bit of her magic to hover along with him, her feet no longer touching the ground. Sure, it was cheating, but it wasn't like he wasn't enjoying having such a beautiful woman so snugly tucked into his side, and if he complained she would just have him walk in heels around the city on their next date.

"Tonight was fun. I hope you didn't mind the simplicity of the date, I didn't have much time to plan and all." Naruto gave her side a bit of a rub with his hand, enjoying the chill that seeped through her dress into his fingers.

Shiva gave a bright smile as she felt the light touches, "We could have spent another night stargazing for all I care, as long as it was time spent with you. I hope you aren't disappointed I lied about the whole… eating thing."

He smirked a bit and then brought his free hand up to tap her nose, chuckling when she let out a tiny sneeze sending flakes of snow rushing through the air, "Nah, not disappointed, just a little miffed is all. I invited you out on this date fully intent on spoiling you. I can't be mad though, you were only thinking about it logically, and your heart was in the right place… plus you're really cute."

As the two of them entered the central area of the park Shiva let out a gasp of awe, her eyes locking on the fountain before them. In the late hour a set of timed lights had turned on to illuminate the impressive work of art, the streams of water glowing. She flew from his side over to the fountain and circled around twice gracefully, making sure she took in every detail. Naruto held back a bit, hoping that his surprise wouldn't be revealed before she returned to his side. From his spot he watched the woman behave much like a child, her excitable nature and somewhat naïve demeanor at times were rather charming. She was just so darn full of happiness whenever the two of them were together, and he had no idea that he was a large influence on this. He thought back to all the times he'd seen her down or upset, and each time had been when he was suffering from one wound or another. And then he was struck by an odd sense of foreboding, a dreadful shiver working its way from his neck to his tailbone. If he were a lesser man he would be afraid, but these odd senses of impending trouble or death were pretty common for him, so he shook it off. Lucky thing he did too, because the moment his head was clear he saw Shiva floating back toward him.

He quickly maneuvered his body so that she flew directly into his chest rather than beside him, and he wrapped his arms around her waist to hold her tight. Shiva flushed for the thousandth time that evening as she felt his strong, warm embrace nearly smothering her. While nothing on the planet save for the apocalypse could truly threaten her, an odd sense of safety washed over her. Her eyes traveled up from the dark vest he wore to his exposed chest beneath that burnt orange shirt, to his neck and strong jaw, and finally settling on his eyes. It was odd for a human his age to have such deep, knowing eyes. She found herself eager to dive into them and lose herself. This had to be love, this feeling in her chest and stomach, like she was ill and never better all at once. Was it love when another being both terrified you and enchanted you at the same time? Eager and afraid to hand over her heart to another, to fully trust someone with her entire being… Both of their indecision was the cause of their chaotic entanglement. Her reluctance to accept her feelings while simultaneously expressing her feelings during times of great stress… Why was love so complicated?

And just like that, her mind went blank as a pair of rough lips touched her own, warmth normally unnoticeable like a fire against her icy skin. It was so very gentle, so very loving, and it was able to still her thoughts and tame her emotions. At first her lips responded in kind, but the action was a mere auto-pilot response as she came to grips with her introspective maelstrom. As soon as she was fully aware, she eagerly pressed forward to further deepen and impassion the intimacy. Nothing in the world could compare to this sensation…

And then, the water jets around them came alive, and with the sound of blasting water came the light shriek of surprise from Shiva, followed by the thunderous laughter of Naruto. The ice queen broke away from Naruto the moment she felt her dress hiked up and become thoroughly soaked in cool water. Naruto faired no better as both his sides were assaulted by jets of water firing in arcs. The pressure caused the water to touch on his ticklish nerves and he was soon consumed in light chuckles. Shiva couldn't help giggling at his misfortune, and then she was forced to leap forward as a particularly fresh jet of water fired directly into her rear end. Face flush in embarrassment she turned to face the jet and defend herself from the offending water, only for another to fire at her behind, the resulting squeal echoing around the park.

Naruto ran over to her and pulled her away from the streams of water attacking her, though they weren't very lucky. They ran headlong into a gauntlet of tricky and unpredictable water firing all over the place. Instead of turning away the two of them just ran right through, laughing the entire way. Neithe gave a thought for their state of dress, only the incredibly childish activity they'd stumbled on. Of course for Naruto it wasn't so much a stumble as a planned and executed trap. He knew that Shiva more of less generated whatever clothes she wore at any given time, so all that he had to worry about were his own clothes, not something he really gave a proper damn about on a good day. This was about cutting loose and winding down their romantic evening with a good bit of fun, something the both of them needed.

At the peak of the watery performance the two of them were standing together in the center of the watery prison. Naruto leaned down until his lips pressed lightly against her ear, "Follow my lead, okay?" He felt her tremble and he couldn't help smiling knowing that it had nothing to do with the cold water soaking her dress.

Naruto had his chest pressed firmly against her back, his left arm wrapped around her waist with his hand on her stomach. He brought his right hand up in order to offer it to her. Catching on she brought her left hand up to lock their fingers together. Naruto then began to channel Wind Essence into his right hand, the warmth and potency of his magic again sending involuntary shivers through her. Knowing that he was waiting on her she channeled her powerful Ice Essence into her hand, and soon the Wind and Ice began to meld together much like they did during their battle with Minotaur and Sacred. He whispered a countdown from five into her ear, her head tilting involuntarily to press into his warmth. When he reached one the both of them let their magic pulse outward, her Ice taking precedence over his Wind. The resulting dome of power quickly froze the water around them only to be forced outward into countless flakes of snow.

Shiva watched their impromptu snow flurry coating the area in a blanket of fresh powder that reminded her of their night at the ball. She turned in Naruto's arms until her chest was pressed into his and saw that familiar grin of his brightening up his face. She grinned right back at him before reaching up to brush the fallen snow from his beret and shoulders. He let out a small squawk of protest when a splattering of snow fell over his face. She giggled before brushing the flakes from his cheeks and lips, her fingers lingering for a moment as he just watched her, not saying a word, not moving a muscle to disturb her or ruin the moment. And Naruto was rewarded when Shiva stood on her tip toes and pressed her lips into his, stealing a second kiss from him to make up for the interruption minutes before.

With no distractions their embrace was allowed to intensify once more. His strong hands moved to rest on her side, just barely brushing against the upper curve of her hips. Shiva brought her arms up to wrap around his neck, locking the blonde in place for her to have her way, his escape thoroughly thwarted before it could even be dreamt up. When Naruto felt a tapping he knew all too well what his lady wanted, and soon enough his lips parted in invitation. His reciprocation did not go unnoticed, and when he felt the intrusion he was all too eager to thoroughly investigate. So intense was their passion that neither of them felt the last few remnants of Shiva's magical essence draining away. The two broke their lip lock to peer into each other's eyes, their panting breaths clashing to create a white mist between them.

"Time 's up, huh?" Naruto took notice of her form shimmering slightly in his arms, his hands having moved to the small of her back during their rather mind numbing make-out session.

Shiva gave a grumble as her lidded eyes glared down at her slowly fluctuating form, "Looks like it. Sorry about this…"

Naruto hushed her and gave her slowly fading nose a small peck that brought back her smile, "No worries Hime, you're always with me. Get some rest, okay? I have a feeling tomorrow is going to be tough, so I might need to call you into battle." Naruto looked like he wanted to say something else, something more, but he instead gave her forehead a gentle kiss before it could become fully incorporeal.

Shiva struggled as well with wanting to say something, something that made her heart flutter and her stomach turn more than anything. It didn't feel like the right time… not yet, but eventually she knew she would say it. So, she gave him one last loving smile before she faded back into him, Naruto's hands falling to his sides as nothingness replaced the firm body he'd been holding. He gave a sigh, not out of exasperation or frustration, rather of relief and contentedness. As far as he could tell she'd enjoyed the night with him, so that meant his side mission had been a success. He'd have to do better next time if he wanted to spoil her properly, especially since she was such a sweet thing. Next time… he was sure there would be a next time, and with that thought he practically skipped back to the Galbadia Hotel, completely unaware that his lips were a brilliant shade of violet, as well as the smudges around said lips.

~End Line~

~A Wild Omake Appears!~

~Momma Quistie, Rin-rin, and Seifu-chan~

~Food of the Guardians!~

While the leader of Team Beta was off gallivanting about Deling City wooing his lady love, his underlings were off on an adventure together in the Lower Market. Quistis, though not in charge at the moment, was of course the only voice of reason to be had among her peers. Actually, strike that, she wasn't even among peers, she was with a young client and one of her most troubled students, both of whom had no rank in SeeD. So, if one were to sum up her role at the time, she was the designated babysitter, something she would be sure to bring up with Naruto upon their next meeting. Momma Quistie ain't no fool, and she will be paid her dues for having to deal with these children. And children is exactly how she would describe Seifer Almasy and Rinoa Heartilly.

Everything began as smooth as fine silk with Seifer taking the lead and guiding the three man cell to the Lower Market. There is where the cheapest priced goods would be sold, and while such goods would normally be a terrible investment, it was common knowledge that healing supplies, ammunition, and other such goods were usually un-tampered with. There would be the occasional dud or mislabeled potion, sure, but the pros outweighed the cons, and they needed to get a higher quantity instead of higher quality due to their time limit. The first few shops went by like a breeze. Ammo was purchased for Leon, Seifer, Irvine, and Naruto. Selphie's grocery list of healing potions, salves, first aid, and antidotes was easily taken care of in a matter of minutes with the help of an elderly, half-blind pharmacist.

And then they had to fetch the team some dinner…

Seifer was standing firm, arms crossed, eyes shut, forehead pulsing with the flow of blood through his veins. Behind him was a pizza shop, hardly the kind of food for growing boys, especially soldiers in training, but that didn't mean he didn't think that pizza was the Guardians Chosen Food of Heaven. He had made his point abundantly clear over the course of a half hour, going so far as to reference non-existent texts that made mention of non-existent ancient tablets, all of which ultimately pointed towards the validity of his claims. Pizza was awesome, and that is exactly what they were going to get before heading back to the Galbadia Hotel.

Unfortunately for Seifer he hadn't anticipated the existence of a food rival in little Rinoa Hertilly. Rinoa, Princess of the Forest Owls, was not a fan of fatty, greasy, cheese soaked pizza, and there was absolutely no turning her from such heinous claims. Instead, she was deadest on converting the world to her beliefs, which is why she was standing firm outside the display window of a burger shop. Yes, sweet, innocent, incredibly trim little Rinoa was not simply a lover of burgers. Nay, Rinoa was a believer in the Burger Guardian, a deity of the utmost power and influence. Entry into heaven was judged on the quantity and quality of the burgers consumed over one's lifetime. Any and all food besides burgers exists to compliment burgers, which of course require a place in every meal.

Quistis found the entire exchange incredibly stupid, the idea that the Guardians would force worship of such tasteless and horrid foods on the mortals of Gaia. Everyone who was anyone knew that sushi was of course the only blessed food, created by the Guardians during a council gathering well over a thousand years in the past. Sushi was collectively healthier for people than those greasy foods, far classier than any other food on the market, and came in a wide variety that surpassed the silly concept of toppings that burgers and pizzas were limited to. That being said, she was under no obligation to stand between the two children and their antics. Sushi was something that one found on their own, something that was voluntary.

Seifer gave his hair a run through with his hand before flashing a toothy grin that twinkled in the light from the pizza storefront, "Pizzas have been supportive of the vegan community for far longer than those filthy grease sponges you call food. Only the Guardians would have the forethought to bless the vegan population with a proper meal that would not offend their palette." Yes, the argument had gone on long enough to collapse into pure, unadulterated pettiness.

Rinoa would not be denied as she thrust an accusatory finger his way, "So you say, but those over baked pita pastries take practically no effort at all to properly see to their needs. The Guardians would never simply hand over such things, they would give humanity a challenge to overcome, something to strive for that would truly be worthwhile. The vegan burger took so long to develop because it was something worth working on until it was perfect."

"Those vegan burgers are the stuff of nightmares. Their taste is appalling and there are hardly any condiments in the world that come close to making them bearable enough to consume. Meanwhile, vegan friendly pizzas are the work of legends. Sonnets have been written of their glory! You cannot deny the awesomeness that is pizza, you burger harlot." Seifer turned his back to the young girl with a condescending huff.

Rinoa's eye twitched before she flashed through her inventory. In a move that Quistis could hardly track the girl had loaded a cheeseburger into her Blaster Edge, "You will bow to the greatness of burgers you heathen, and may the Guardians have mercy on you for your transgressions!"

Seifer heard the blast of her weapon and the scent of greasy ground beef and bland cheese assaulted his senses. He turned quickly and barely missed being splattered by the offending burger. With a growl he gave his left hand a harsh jerk, clicking his thumb and forefinger together. In a flash a pizza box flew out of the restaurant behind him to land firmly on his ready palm. Reaching into his pocket he brought out a stainless steel pizza cutter before flicking the box on his palm open with another jerk of his wrist. Rinoa was working furiously to equip a new burger even as Seifer sliced his pizza into eight equal slices. He flung his pizza cutter sideways before pressing a button on the handle. The circular blade folded inward before a set of two needles as thick as nails and three inches long locked into place.

In no time at all he'd skewered a slice of pizza onto the needles, effectively combining the two into a short pizza-sword, "I'm afraid that your time has come Rinoa. Our past notwithstanding, it is up to the believers to pass judgment here on Gaia. It is with grief that you have been deemed unfit to continue on, and I am allowed to show you and your kind… No Mercy."

Seifer focused his Pizza Essence before launching a burst of heated magic at Rinoa, the heat around said girl ranging up to about four hundred fifty degrees Fahrenheit. With the girl temporarily stunned he began to focus his energy into his pizza blade, the weapon spinning between his deft fingers. Rinoa, strengthened by the resolve that only a healthy lifestyle fueled by the burgers of divinity could provide, resisted the prolonged stun of the oven-like heat and leapt out of the way of the large slices of pepperoni that were sent her way, the scent of cheap sauce and oil heavy in the air. Resisting the urge to gag, she ran around Seifer hoping to catch him off by flanking.

Seifer was prepared for anything, his body and mind powered by his beloved and most sacred pizza. When the offending burgers began to fly toward him he used the agility he'd been training since he was a boy, combined with the flexibility that he'd worked for after being inspired by his floppy, bendable pizza to dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge away from each patty, bun, and sour pickle. He would admit to no one how impressive the girl was with her Burger Blaster, but he would not be denied victory here. He flew toward her with a burst of speed, his boots coated in the smooth and tangy pizza sauce he'd carefully spread over the battlefield with subtle swings of his blade. Closer and closer, he had to move faster, and then he began to spin, his pizza blade sending out a burst of heat toward Rinoa just a moment before.

Rinoa took the blast of heat like a trooper, her years of slaving over a hot grill giving her occasional passive resistance to intense heat. As she watched Seifer begin to draw closer he started spinning like a top, his pizza blade sharpening menacingly. She would not fall to this boy, not when there was so much at stake. Her burgers… the Burger Guardian… everything she had ever worked for in her quest to ascend to the heavens… The young girl loosed a guttural growl, and soon her skin took on a glow like glistening oil in the light of an overhead kitchen fixture. From her back she grew a pair of angelic French fry wings, each giving off the pleasant aroma of the deep fryer. This was it… this was the blessing that she'd been waiting all those years for. This was power…!

"Take this, you cursed heathen, and let pizza guide you into the sweet embrace of mozzarella cheese! Demon Pizza Slice!" Seifer very nearly converged on Rinoa's seemingly defenseless form, a whirlwind of cheese, sauce, and various toppings promising a swift and decisive victory for the blonde.

Rinoa, with only an inch of space between herself and Seifer's disgusting attack, had finally finished channeling her Burger Essence. A green barrier had formed in the shape of a Protect spell, though the texture and scent suggested it was a giant pickle slice. With the whirlwind held at bay by her divine power she brought hellish wrath from the heavens down with a single, powerful spell, "Seifer Almasy, my love for you as a dear friend has forced my hand. Fear not, for this pain shall end and drive you onto the correct path. Meat-e-or." Her voice was calm, though her eyes betrayed the intensity of her emotions.

Even as his world spun fiercly Seifer was not unaware enough to miss the gigantic hamburger plummeting from the sky, an aura of mixed Forbidden and Burger Essence flooding the street around them. The shadow cast across the Lower Market should have sent people into hysterics, but oddly enough everyone seemed completely unaware of their impending doom. When the burger struck his vortex of pizza there was a moment where both attacks struggled to overtake the other. The stuggle lasted for far longer than either of them would have anticipated. However, everything has an end, and the stability of both abilities broke sending out an explosion of sauce, grease, cheese, lettuce, and pepperoni that coated the entirety of the Lower Market, and half of the South Residential District.

Quistis, always one to prepare thanks to the nourishing effects of her sushi nurturing a healthy mind, let the Shell-Protect Combo spell shatter around her. Being so close to the epicenter of the catastrophe she was lucky to be unsauced and oil free. The same could not be said for Seifer and Rinoa, both of whom were buried beneath piles of their enemy's most sacred toppings. Sat in between them on a pedestal of stacked lettuce leaves and pizza crusts was what first appeared to be a burger. There was a bun, sesame seed at that, and the patty was visible. However, what one wouldn't have foreseen was the toppings settled beneath the top bun: sauce and melted mozzarella cheese.

Quistis walked over to the odd little pizza-burger hybrid and found a note written on what was likely the paper of the divine ones. She took the card and read aloud for all to hear, "For our sake, will you two shut up and just order a bunch of pizzaburgers?"

Two resounding echoes of moist palms slapping equally moist faces would forever haunt the dreams of Lower Market Deling City.

~End Line Dues~

There we go my beautiful senpais, I hope you enjoyed this new chapter. As always I look forward to the next time, and be sure to drop a review or send me a PM.

Also, I wanted to talk about this fic and my thoughts on certain things that have come to my attention of late. First of all, I was only vaguely aware of how lacking this particular crossover was on FF. There are a grand total of eight NaruxFFVIII… eight! That is so staggeringly small that I had to triple check I wasn't drunk. While this probably wouldn't seem like a big deal to the casual observer, from my perspective it is a huge deal. I am technically responsible for keeping this crossover genre alive. Every other story listed is dead, even the one posted by my secret idol Kyuubi16!

If it weren't for you guys out there faving and following Guardian Enforcer wouldn't be here on FF, so you can all pat yourselves on the back for that. Thanks for being supportive, and even if the task wasn't very daunting, thanks for making this fiction the number one fic for this crossover section. No matter how long it takes for me to post, this story won't be dying, that's the promise of a lifetime!