"Akashi-kun, please tell me where my premium milkshake coupon is."

Kuroko was usually a very patient man when it came down to most things. He dealt with Kagami's on-more-than-one-occasion leaving his homework at home and having said redhead copy his notes. He's dealt with Kise's constant glomping and his fascination with him. He's dealt with Midorima's odd obsession with horoscopes and Oha-Asa. Hell, he's even dealt with Aomine's less-than-pleasant personality and Murasakibara's eating habits.

But milkshakes is where he usually tends to lose that patience.

Like now.

"Akashi-kun," Kuroko warned the redhead in front of him, back against a wall and hands behind his back, "Give me the coupon now."

The small redhead shook his head, "No, Tetsuya; they're bad for your health."

Kuroko was nearing the top of his pissed-o-meter bar as a tick mark started to form, walking forward so he had the Rakuzan captain pinned against the wall.

"Akashi-kun," he tried once more, slowly this time as he leaned in closer to stare into heterochromatic eyes, "Give me my milkshake coupon." But the other remained firm, shaking his head in denial as vibrant red hair swooshed.

Now Kuroko was really at the end of his pissed-o-meter bar, blue eyes narrowing as he looked at the slightly flushed redhead, "Don't make me do something drastic, Akashi-kun. I'm at my limit so just give me my damn coupon."

When the other didn't even so much as glance back at him he growled, sharply turning the other's chin to face him. The redhead was startled by the sudden movement, but what happened next cause him to freeze completely.

A pair of lips were placed over his own as his dual colored eyes widened, a small gasp passing his lips and allowing a slick tongue to enter. He flushed darkly as he moaned, leg finding its way in between his. His hand lifted of his own accord as their tongues mixed, pulling away briefly for air before the swift tongue was once again shoving itself into his throat.

'I-It's deep!' he gasped, pulling away for breath as a string of saliva connected them before breaking. He lifted a hand to wipe off his mouth, "T-Tetsuya..."

"Not yet..." he murmured, eyes dark and hooded, "I need more."

"!" his lips were suddenly claimed once more, this time with more ferocity than the last. His hands gripped the bluenette's shoulders as hands cupped his waist, pulling their bodies flush together. All he could do was moan and gasp as his body was pleasured all over, barely even registering the hand slipping into his pants until-

SQUEEZE

Gasping loudly the tongue tried to distract him by running over the roof of his mouth, trying to turn his attention away from the hand slowly gripping and squeezing his rear in search of something. Shifting he unconsciously pulled Kuroko closer, feeling the other slip out of his pants with something in hand.

Suddenly the other pulled back, one hand still lingering on his waist as the other held up a slightly crumpled coupon. His smile was almost sickeningly sweet as he gazed at the flushed, panting face of his former captain.

"I got my prize, Akashi-kun."

You can thank Joy Goldenpine for encouraging me to write this after seeing a clip from Fate Kaleid. Who knows, I might write a second part where Kuroko finishes his punishment :P

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