ALL OF THE CHARACTERS BELONGS TO J.K ROWLING.
OFFICE MEMO
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Jumat, 15 Juli 2005.
Kuharap kau tidak ikut campur dalam kasus kali ini
Hermione J. Granger
Head of Regulation and Control of Magical Creature Department
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Selamat siang Miss Granger, hari yang cerah bukan? Bisa kau beritahu aku kasus apa yang kau maksud?
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Jangan pura-pura tidak tahu! Jangan ikut campur akan kasus ini! Kuperingatkan kau!
Hermione J. Granger
Head of Regulation and Control of Magical Creature Department
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Well, Miss Granger , aku benar-benar tidak tahu kasus apa yang kau maksud. Enlighten Me
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Kasus Mallory
Hermione J. Granger
Head of Regulation and Control of Magical Creature Department
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Oh… Kasus itu, menarik sekali. Aku tidak bisa berjanji lagipula siapapun yang membutuhkan bantuan MLE tidak mungkin kami abaikan begitu saja.
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Ia bukan manusia, ia menyiksa peri rumahnya selama bertahun-tahun! Aku tidak akan melepaskannya begitu saja!
Hermione J. Granger
Head of Regulation and Control of Magical Creature Department
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Well… Aku BISA saja tidak ikut campur dalam kasus ini, asal…
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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GO TO HELL!
Hermione J. Granger
Head of Regulation and Control of Magical Creature Department
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Tawaranku masih sama seperti biasa.
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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GO TO THE BLOODY HELL!
Hermione J. Granger
Head of Regulation and Control of Magical Creature Department
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Well, kalau begitu sampai jumpa di pengadilan Granger.
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Kenapa kau begitu menyebalkan?
Hermione J. Granger
Head of Regulation and Control of Magical Creature Department
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Kenapa kau tidak pernah mau makan malam denganku?
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Karena kau menyebalkan
Hermione J. Granger
Head of Regulation and Control of Magical Creature Department
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Atau karena kau takut jatuh cinta padaku setelah menghabiskan waktu denganku.
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Jangan bercanda!
Hermione J. Granger
Head of Regulation and Control of Magical Creature Department
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Granger, aku tahu kau menginginkanku. Teruslah menyangkal.
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Miss Granger, Mr Malfoy, tolong berhenti membicarakan masalah pribadi di memo kantor.
Harry J. Potter
Minister For Magic
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Tidak. Tidak sampai Granger mengakui kalau ia menginginkanku.
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Keep dreaming ferret!
Hermione J. Granger
Head of Regulation and Control of Magical Creature Department
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Stop it guys.
Harry J. Potter
Minister For Magic
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No. Never.
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Hermione?
Harry J. Potter
Minister For Magic
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Granger?
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Potter, kenapa Granger berhenti membalas?
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Aku tidak tahu, mungkin ia sibuk.
Harry J. Potter
Minister For Magic
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Nonsense. Tidak ada pekerjaan sungguhan di bagiannya, bagaimana mungkin ia sibuk?
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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SHUT UP DRACO! YOU GIT!
Hermione J. Granger
Head of Regulation and Control of Magical Creature Department
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Lihat kan? Dia membalas. Dan dia baru saja memanggilku Draco.
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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So Granger? Dinner tonight?
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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For Merlin Sake, Hermione pergilah makan malam dengannya sekali, kau tidak akan mati.
Harry J. Potter
Minister For Magic
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Granger?
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Hermione?
Harry J. Potter
Minister For Magic
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Granger are you there?
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Alright! One dinner! Dan jangan ikut campur pada kasus Mallory!
Hermione J. Granger
Head of Regulation and Control of Magical Creature Department
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DEAL! Kujemput jam 7. Wear something SEXY!
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Sebentar! Malfoy? Darimana kau tahu alamat Hermione?
Harry J. Potter
Minister For Magic
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Hermione! Awas kalau kau berani menggunakan sesuatu yang SEXY!
Harry J. Potter
Minister For Magic
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Malfoy! Keep your hands to your self! Atau aku akan mematahkannya dan menjadikannya santapan hippogriff.
Harry J. Potter
Minister For Magic
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Hermione?
Harry J. Potter
Minister For Magic
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Malfoy?
Harry J. Potter
Minister For Magic
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SHIT.
Harry J. Potter
Minister For Magic
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Senin, 18 Juli 2005
Apa kau sibuk?
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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No, not really.
Hermione J. Granger
Head of Regulation and Control of Magical Creature Department
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Ke kantorku. Sekarang.
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Aku sibuk.
Hermione J. Granger
Head of Regulation and Control of Magical Creature Department
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No, you're not! Come NOW!
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Not Again.
Hermione J. Granger
Head of Regulation and Control of Magical Creature Department
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Yes Again.
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Come Hermione! Atau aku akan terus mengirim memo bodoh ini.
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Apa kau pakai celana dalam hari ini?
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Warna apa?
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Atau mungkin kau tidak menggunakan celana dalam hari ini?
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Aren't you cold?
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Aren't you WET?
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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You're wet for me right?
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Kau pasti sedang membayangkan bibirku dan lidahku kan? Menjilat dan menghisap sampai kau keluar di wajahku.
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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STOP IT MALFOY! KAU MENJIJIKKAN!
Harry J. Potter
Minister For Magic
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Tidak ada yang menyuruhmu untuk memata-matai kami Potter.
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Ini pekerjaanku! Membaca memo mencurigakan antar kepala department!
Harry J. Potter
Minister For Magic
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Granger, sampai dimana kita? Ah… Bagaimana jika aku saja yang datang ke kantormu? I can shag you from behind. Apa itu yang kau mau?
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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SHIT! MY EYES!
Harry J. Potter
Minister For Magic
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Stop reading Potter. Ini urusan orang dewasa.
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Granger! Jika kau tidak membalas memoku dalam lima belas menit aku akan datang keruanganmu.
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Where did you wanna come? My Mouth? My Face? My Tits?
Hermione J. Granger
Head of Regulation and Control of Magical Creature Department
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OH YES…EVERYWHERE!
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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SHIT! DAMN IT! THAT'S IT! AKU BERHENTI DARI PEKERJAANKU! THIS IS SICK! KALIAN BERDUA MENJIJIKKAN!
Harry J. Potter
Minister For Magic
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Senin, 25 Juli 2005
Datang ke kantorku 20 menit lagi.
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Dan jika aku menolak?
Hermione J. Granger
Head of Regulation and Control of Magical Creature Department
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Aku akan datang ke ruanganmu dan memukul bokongmu dengan keras, sampai merah dan kau tidak akan bisa duduk selama satu minggu.
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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Yes Sir, I'll come right away.
Hermione J. Granger
Head of Regulation and Control of Magical Creature Department
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Tinggalkan celana dalammu di ruanganmu, kita tidak membutuhkannya.
Draco L. Malfoy
Head of Magical Law Enforcement Department
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SHIT. Harry benar! Kalian berdua sudah gila! THIS IS SICK! AKU BERHENTI! DONE! ENOUGH!
Ronald B. Weasley
Senior Undersecretary to the Minister for Magic
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