Seven Deadly Sins: Disney Edition

Chapter 1: Aladdin (Ban and Elaine)

Ban flew up to Elaine's balcony on Chastiefol. Since he stole the magic lamp and met his new best friend genie- Meliodas, he decided to change his image from a street rat to a prince so he can win the heart of Princess Elaine.

Elaine was lying on her bed, sighing heavily. Her brother's pet hound, Oslow, lied by her side.

From far away, Ban yelled from the distance, "Princeesss~ Oh Elaaaiiinnne~,"

"Who's there?" Elaine demanded, walking up to the balcony.

Ban smirked as he proudly stood on Chastiefol, "It's me-Prince Ban. Ahem- Prince Baaaaaaan-"

Suddenly he was blown back by a great force of wind, and Elaine growled as her hand was stuck out, "I do not want to see you,"

Ban suddenly was back near the balcony, as Chastiefol saved him at the last minute, "Princeesss, give me a chaaance~,"

"Just leave me alone," Elaine frowned.

Ban glared at Oslow as he stepped over the balcony, immediately confronted by the dog, "Down dog!"

Below the balcony, Meliodas and Chastiefol watched the scene above thsm.

Meliodas turned towards Chastiefol and asked, "How's our dumbass doing?"

Chastiefol turned into his form 2, and sliced his neck with his stuffed paw.

Meanwhile, Ban finally kicked Oslow away, "Go away you damn dog!"

"Grr..." Oslow growled, running away, yet Ban and Elaine paid no attention.

Elaine observed Ban very carefully, "Wait, wait. Do I know you?"

Ban jumped as he quickly avoided eye contact, "Uhhh, no, no~..."

Elaine rubbed her chin suspiciously, "You remind me of someone I met in the marketplace..."

Ban feigned ignorance, "The marketplace? I have servants that go to the marketplace for me. Why I even have servants who go to the marketplace for my servants, so it couldn't have been me you met,"

Elaine looked at Ban with disappointment on her face, "No, I guess not..."

A bee buzzed around Ban, and it revealed to be Meliodas, "Enough about you, idiot. Talk about her! She's hot, cute, attractive, beautiful. Anything-pick a feature about her!"

Ban thought for a moment before he Um, Princess Elaine? You're very..."

Bee-Meliodas whispered in his ear, "Wonderful, glorious, magnificent, sexy-"

"Sexy!" Ban grinned, looking at Elaine up and down, licking his fangs.

"S-S-S-?!" Elaine stuttered, turning bright red.

"Sorry..." Bee-Meliodas shrugged.

"You look hot," Ban corrected himself.

"Nice recovery!" Bee-Meliodas grinned.

Elaine scoffed, "Hmm. I'm rich too, you know,"

"Duh~" Ban agreed.

Elaine continued, "The sister of a King..."

"I know," Ban nodded.

Elaine stared at Ban, "...A fine prize for any prince to marry,"

Ban agreed, "Uh, right. Right. A prince like me,"

Bee-Meliodas buzzed in Ban's ear, "You idiot, you made her mad!"

Elaine glared at Ban as she lashed out, "Right, a prince like you. And every other stuffed shirt, swaggering, peacock I've met!"

Bee-Meliodas gasped, "She's on fiiireee!"

Elaine growled as she turned and walked off, "Just go jump off a balcony!"

"Huuuuh~?" Ban scratched his head, confused.

Bee-Meliodas yelled in Ban's ear, "Stop her! Stop her! Do you want me to sting her?!"

"Go away!" Ban swatted at Bee-Meliodas.

"Okay, fine. But remember-bee yourself!" Bee-Meliodas suggested as he flew away.

"Yeah, right~…" Ban yawned.

'What!?" Elaine yelled, turned back at him furiously.

Ban shrugged, "Uh, you're right. You aren't just some prize to be won. You should be free to make your own choice. See yaaa~,"

Ban stepped off of the balcony and fell during his speech, disappearing from sight, shocking Elaine and Oslow.

"No!" Elaine gasped as she ran over to the edge of the balcony.

Ban suddenly poked his head up from over the edge, "Whaaaat~?"

Elaine gasped in amazement, looking over the edge to see Ban standing on Chastiefol, "How-how are you doing that?"

"It's a Sacred Treasure," Ban explained, not mentioning where he stole it from (her brother).

Elaine shook the paw that Chastiefol form 2 had and smiled, "It's lovely,"

Ban shrugged, "You wanna go for a ride? We could get out of the hell of a palace, see the world~,"

"Is it safe?" Elaine asked.

"I dunnooo~…Do you trust me?" Ban asked, staring into her eyes.

Elaine looked back at Ban, "What?"

Ban extended his hand towards her and asked again, "Do you trust me, Hot Cakes~?

Elaine blushed deeply as she squeaked, "Yes."

Elaine took Ban's hand, and got up on Chastiefol. It then zoomed into the sky, knocking them both into sitting positions, with Elaine on Ban's lap.

Elaine blushed even more as Ban smirked naughtily, "Hold on baby, it's gonna be a wild ride~,"

As they flew away, Elaine looked down to see Oslow clearly confused over her balcony. She gasped as they flew over the palace wall and into the sky.

Music started playing out of nowhere as Ban started singing, "I can show you the world...Shining, shimmering, splendid. Tell me princess, now when did you last let your heart decide~?"

Chastiefol zoomed down through the town, and stopped slightly to pick a flower. It gave the flower to Ban who gives it to Elaine. She smiled at Ban as he continued his song.

Ban sang, "I can open your eyes...Take you wonder by wonder...Over, sideways, and under...On a magic carpet ride~,"

Chastiefol did as Ban sang, and then zoomed into the clouds.

"A whole new world! A new fantastic point of view...No one to tell us no...Or where to go...Or say we're only dreaming~," Ban sang.

Elaine looked back and watched as Britianna disappear from sight. Chastiefol then flew in and out of the clouds.

Elaine then started to sing, gaining a shocked look from Ban, "A whole new world...A dazzling place I never knew... But when I'm way up here...It's crystal clear...That now I'm in a whole new world with you!"

Ban smirked, "Now I'm in a whole new world with you~!"

Both caught a small cloud as Chastiefol continued the flight. It then circled a pillar of clouds, giving a swirly look to it.

Elaine smiled, "Unbelievable sights... Indescribable feeling...Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling...Through an endless diamond sky,"

They then joined a flock of birds in the sky. One of them looked terrified and squawked. Chastiefol then did somersaults and flips, at times putting Ban and Elaine in free-fall, but caught them. They then zoommed above the clouds where a starry night awaited them.

Elaine sung, "A whole new world!"

Ban uncovered Elaine's hands from her eyes, "Don't you dare close your eyes~,"

Elaine continued, "An hundred thousand things to see..."

Ban smirked, "Hold your breath-it gets better!"

Elaine beamed, "I'm like a shooting star, I've come so far...I can't go back to where I used to be!"

They zoomed down over a river, the Nile, and beyond the ship's sails to the Great Pyramids. The couple waved at a worker, who was sculpting the complete nose of the Sphinx. The worker looked up and smiled, but chiseled too much and broke off the front section of the nose.

"A whole new world~!" Ban sung.

"Every turn a surprise," Elaine sang along.

"With new horizons to pursue~," Ban drawled.

"Every moment, red-letter," Elaine continued.

They then flew alongside wild horses running. Elaine smiled as she pet one of the horses.

Both then started singing at the same time, "I'll chase them anywhere...There's time to spare...Let me share this whole new world with you...A whole new world...That's where we'll be,"

They flew through Greece, where Ban grabbed an apple from a tree and rolled it down his arm to Elaine, who looked sure of herself.

"A thrilling chase~," Ban sung.

"A wondrous place," Elaine agreed.

The two then sung the final lyrics softly, "For you and me... "

Chastiefol then hovered along over a lake. Fireworks bursted and the couple sat at a Chinese New Year celebration, sitting on a rooftop.

"It's all so magical..." Elaine smiled at Ban.

"Yeah," Ban agreed, looking down at Elaine.

Elaine pouted and finally spoke, "It's a shame Hawk had to miss this,"

Ban brushed her concerns off, "Nah. He hates fireworks. He doesn't really like flying either...That is...wait...tch, darn!

Elaine growled as she pulled off Ban's turban to reveal his unmistakable hairstyle, "You are the boy from the market! I knew it. Why did you lie to me?!"

"Elaine I'm sorry~," Ban apologized.

"Did you think I was stupid?!" Elaine demanded.

"...Uhhh...Noooo~," Ban drawled.

"That I wouldn't figure it out?!" Elaine spat.

"No, I mean, I hoped you wouldn't. No, no, that's not what I meant..." Ban pondered.

"Who are you?! Tell me the truth!" Elaine demanded.

Ban blinked, and then sighed, knowing there was nothing to lose, "The truth? Well...when I was a kid I went around Ravens, living by stealing from others, constantly getting chased and beat. I was caught one day and sent to Aberdeen Prison. There, I met a man named Zhivago. I escaped the prison with Zhivago and lived in his hideout.

Zhivago then taught me how to steal. After agreeing to meet somewhere one day, I was freaking bored and decided to steal on my own. I ended up caught by Lord Roxanu's guards who beat me to a pulp. Zhivago saw me being beaten severely by the guards but decided to save his true son rather than me, crying for me to forgive him...I never saw him since,"

Ban's eyes widened as Elaine hugged him, "I'm sorry...But why didn't you just tell me?"

"I didn't want you to think I was a total loooser~," Ban muttered, hugging her back.

Elaine sat on his lap, and cuddled him, "You're not a loser...You're stronger than anyone I've met,"

"Hm...what about your story?" Ban asked Elaine, rubbing her back in up and down motions.

Elaine thought for a moment and then spoke, "Years ago, my brother abandoned the kingdom to go out and save his best friend, Helbram and other people, forcing me to become the Queen, and live years of solitude. As time passed, I had to prevent many people and armies from destroying the kingdom. Now that my brother's back, he's been too annoying and overprotective..."

"Hmm..." Ban thought, then his smile grew into a wicked smirk, "I got another confession,"

"What's that?" Elaine asked.

"My name isn't Baaaaan, yet it is simply, 'Ban'-" Ban's head was suddenly smacked upside the head, "Oi~?!"

"You idiot, I knew that the whole time!" Elaine tsked, shaking her head.

They eventually returned to the palace balcony, where Ban and Elaine stood on Chastiefol, admiring the other. Ban slowly leaned down, and Elaine stood on her toes as they shared a kiss.

"Good night, Ban," Elaine smiled, walking off of Chastiefol.

"Good night?" Ban questioned, clearly confused.

"Yeah, y'know, I need sleep," Elaine yawned.

Suddenly, she was scooped up in Ban's arms, who smirked, "Let's get some sleep then,"

Ban jumped off of Chastiefol and landed on Elaine's balcony. He then carried the two past the curtains and entered Elaine's room, "Niiiice~,"

"KYAAA! Ban! You're not supposed to be here!" Elaine yelled, struggling in his arms.

"Calm down," Ban yawned, ripping off his shirt, showing off his chest and abs.

"KYAAAAA!" Elaine's face turned a completely dark red as she covered her eyes.

"Man, you scream a lot..." Ban fell onto Elaine's bed, cuddling her, "You're mine now..."

"..." Elaine's eyes were wide as Ban immediately began falling asleep, "So...y-you're not gonna ravish me?"

"Naaah~, I'll do that sometime later..." Ban muttered tiredly, "But you're still mine,"

"Oh..." Elaine sighed in relief, and cuddled closer to Ban, falling asleep, "Good night, Ban,"

"Sleep well, princess," Ban smirked, and then yawned. Both fell asleep, not worrying about what was going to happen in the future...

Next Time: Beauty and the Beast (King and Diane)