Mmmmmm... mmmmmmm...

Wha-whaaaaa! *falls off chair*

Oh. It's you.

Wha-whaaaaa! *falls off balcony five hundred feet and splatters on concrete* *comes back to life cause this is my story and I am immortal*

Why the bleep are you here? Wasn't the last chapter enough to make you not want to come back at all?

Well, if you're here, sucks to be a duck.

...

I mean, sucks to be you.

...

Whatever.

But really, I'm just eating. Eating what? Well, it's The Lightning Thief. IN CHOCOLATE! Thas right, baby. Chocolate books. Makin' a comeback.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm...

Are you just gonna sit here and read me eat? That's kind of creepy and stalker-ish.

Or do you want more useless junk?

Well, I thought long and hard about the words I said earlier. About you wasting your time. And I think...that I mean EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM! Get a life already! You should be doing something productive, like going and hurting Donald Trump physically or something.

I don't know.

Maybe.

Someday the sons of light will fill all the earth,

The morning of justice shall have come to it's birth,

So we'll all wave our banners high and free through the air

For the peace and glory we then all shall share

Don't ask.

...

Fine! It's the Voltes V theme song in English.

Voltes V is awesome. It's a robot that's made up of five different ships that 'volt' together. Then they move together as Voltes. Voltes goes around destroying aliens.

And no, I'm not an anime fan.

Just a Netflix couch potato.

Potatoes are awesome, especially fried.

You're fried.

You're fired.

Donald Trump.

Idiots.

Okay, off my extremely random train of thought.

Let me talk about someone, huh? Tell me: would you rather read stupid stories about my uncle Paul or my friend Kade.

For now I'll tell you stupid stories about myself.

I was walking on a perfectly flat basketball court and I tripped on air, stepped on a ball, went flying back to land on the bleachers, got to my feet, stepped on another ball, went flying forward, knocked the coach down.

And no, it wasn't planned.

And no, that never happened. I was wasting your time by putting lies on my story. Here's another lie:

Donald Trump is awesome and he'll make America great again.

*cringe* That was hard for me to write...

Moderator: Would either of you name one positive thing that you respect in one another?

Hillary: Well, Mr. Trump is generous. I'll say that he's very generous. Just last week, he handed me the election.

Bye everyone! But you shouldn't have read this, and you definitely shouldn't follow.