I am sorry that this chapter is soo late, I didn't mean to neglect this story but that is what is happening and I will make sure not to do it again! Though please don't hold your breath on when another chapter is coming out...please
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
11/2/18: Author's Note: Alright! Now that all the chapters are edited and back up, I can continue to work on the next chapter! I know some of you might have freaked out that all the chapters were gone but please! It's ok! I was just redoing all the chapters and I took them down because when I put them back up I wanted you guys to know so you can read a better version of the story! Once again I am so sorry that the story was in a bad state but I really hope that this is better and I managed to get all the typos! I am thinking about getting a beta because this process will be a lot easier and I want you guys to have quality content! Thank you so much for you're patience and I love that you all are so enthusiastic about the story!
DJMeowMix~
An Irishman dressed in a black hoodie threw his hand in a high five motion towards the camera before saying happily
"Top of the morning to you laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to Undertale!"
He put his arms together excitedly and you could clearly see it on his face that he was happy to be back and recording another episode of this game.
Frisk laughed as she watched the excited look come over the man's face.
"Wow he really loves the game!"
"I am kinda obsessed with this game!" The man declared with a sheepish grin on his face as he rolled up the sleeves on his hoodie.
"I don't know why but already I love it to bits! I have just been sitting and waiting! It's kinda one of those games where it is like, can't wait to record more Undertale! Can't wait to record more Undertale! And I am really happy to see that the majority of people seemed to really like it as well. Makes me feel really happy because it was one of those things that you are really anxious to upload because you never know if people are going to like it or not. So let's keep going!"
He said and with that he moved his character to the box that was sitting innocently in the snow. Next to the box was a sign. Stopping right in front of the box, he looked up and into the camera.
"I also took some of the advice that the comments have been saying and it looks like a lot of people are on board so hopefully we can have the best series!"
With that said he opened the box
*Use the box?
*Yes? *No?
He opened up the chest and peered inside. A tough looking glove rested at the bottom of the box .
"Monster Candy, Butterscotch pie and a tough glove" He said thoughtfully.
Toriel smiled when she saw that he had kept the butterscotch pie
"Aww what a sweetie" she cooed
This caused Sans to gain a frown on his face but he tried to push the feeling of jealousy down
No, she doesn't like him, the reason that he kept the pie is because he was feeling hungry and was saving it for later.
"Tough Glove? Okay.." he said as he picked up the glove and put it into his inventory.
"Alright are we done?" he asked as he moved away from the box and up to the sign. He began to read the sign
*(This is a box!)
*( You can put an item inside or take an item out)
*( The same box will appear later so don't worry about coming back.)
*(Sincerely a box lover!)
With that Jack had finished reading the sign, he smiled towards the camera .
"Thank you box lover!" he giggled " So this is like a storage unit that i can keep using?"
Yeah.. isn't that what the sign meant?" questioned Alphys, which was met with shrugs from the other monsters.
He scratched his head behind the headphones
"I got a glove?"
He looked into his inventory and clicked on the tough glove
*(Tough Glove- Weapon ATK 5
*A worn pink leather glove.
* for five fingered folk
"I won't need that!" He cried " I am not going to be fighting people by the way" He said that towards the camera.
Frisk cheered and smiled when he announced that he wouldn't fight "Yeah! Now he know for sure that he won't be fighting!¨
The monsters gave each other a look that said since he won't be fighting that means that nothing bad can happen to this timeline.
They knew about the timeline because Sans had explained what happened to them, he and Frisk just didn't explain what had caused the chaos through the underground.
"I am doing the pacifist route.. Well as much as I can. People were saying that if I get even one EXP... do I have EXP?" he asked trailing off and clicking into his menu to check.
"Uhhh No I have none!" he said before exiting out.
Toriel smiled and thought, "The reason that he doesn't have any XP is because I taught him that you shouldn't go around hurting innocent monsters and making their family suffer.
"The reason that he isn't hurting any of the monsters is because he fallen in love with all the monsters in the underground!" Frisk declared.
"People were saying that even if you get one EXP that, that's it, the pacifist route is gone. That you have to do the neutral route and then there is genocide. I'm going to be doing the pacifist route."
The monsters tensed when genocide was mentioned and Sans eye started to glow a bright blue. He gasped as he felt his body start to tingle, a sure sign that the magic in his body was activated. He flipped his hood over his head, not wanting people to see especially Frisk. While she knew that he was a little peculiar, he didn't think that she knew that he had magic and quite frankly he wanted to keep it that way.
With that said he walked forward but was dragged into a battle with a Snowdrake.
"Aw fuck"
*Snowdrake fluttered forward.
"Hi Snowdrake" he said as he clicked on the name. " Let's… oh god..check!" He considered clicking the options before eventually just clicking on the check option.
*SNOWDRAKE 6 ATK 2 DEF
*This teen comedian fights to keep a captive audience
"Okay!" Jack said. The monster in front of him smiled and said "Better not snow "flake" out!"
"Aww jokes!" laughed Jack "Should I laugh at your jokes then?"
Jack made the heart on the screen dodge some sharp looking ice boomerangs coming at him
*Snowdrake is smiling at It's own bad joke
"Okay, I'll laugh at your joke" The Irishman giggled as he clicked on the ACT button then on the laugh.
*You laugh at Snowdrake's pun.
Sans grinned at the screen, at least that was something that both he and the human could agree on. Puns were hilarious!
The other monsters groaned and Toriel laughed,"Oh no, are these videos going to have a lot of puns in them?"
Frisk pretended to cry in her mother's shoulder, "Why! We get that enough from Sans!
Sans put a pretend scowl on his face and grabbed Frisk from around the waist and pulled her on his lap.
"What was that little missy?"he said
She giggled at the look on his face before shaking her head and giving him an innocent smile
"See?! Laughs! Dad was wrong!" The snow creature declared, as soon as he said this however Jack burst out laughing however this distracted Jack and almost made him lose a lot of health.
"That's kinda sad" he laughed as he stood still and the attacks somehow managed to not hit him
"Dad was wrong! See dad! I didn't need to a doctor! I can be a comedian"
*Snowdrake is pleased with its "cool" joke.
"Can I mercy you...yes!" he said as he clicked on the MERCY button then spare.
*YOU WON!
*You earned 0 XP and 12 Gold
"Sweetness!" he said as the battle faded away and he came back to the snowy forest
"Um left or right?"
He then went to the right before noticing that the skele brothers were both standing there facing each other. "Or upper right…" he then noticed them standing there before going back.
"Alright you guys are there…Oh that means that that's story stuff so.."
"Wait story stuff?" questioned Toriel with her head tilted to the side.
"I guess this means that this game is being told like a story so if he goes over to where we are, he is going to get more of that?" Sans said with a shrug of his shoulder, not really getting it himself. He shouldn't question it though.
He then went back and went onto the other path.
"Alright let's go up and check...OH!"
He said as he saw a small river starting where the snow ended and in the snow there was a small fishing pole stuck deep. The line was already floating in the river.
"Fishing rod!"
*It's a fishing rod affixed to the ground..
*Reel it in?
*Yes *No
"Yes!" The Irishman decided
*All that's attached to the end is a photo of a weird looking monster.
*(Call me! Here's my number!)
*You decide not to call
Frisk giggled and covered her mouth, this game could actually be pretty sarcastic when it wanted to be. That was probably what made Jack play it in the first place. That and all the people asking for him to play it.
"I kind of feel bad that he ended up not calling...The guy has to be pretty desperate in order to do something like put his number on a fishing line" Sans decided to comment. Alphys felt she could have said something along the lines of his situation with Toriel but decided not to.
With that Jack started to laugh. "Aww...OH WAIT! I have a cell phone!" he remembered before clicking into his inventory and on the CELL button. Toriel's cell was the only option that he could click. Gasping he clicked on her number,
*DIALING….
*Nobody picked up
The monsters winced and glanced at Toriel noticing that she had a grimace on her face. When she caught them looking at her though, she quickly smoothed down her features. She knew that they knew how much Jack leaving had affected her but she didn't want to bother any of them with silly feelings like this. Jack wasn't even her child but she still felt responsible for every child that had fallen down there and had unfortunately met their demise. She knew this time would be different but she still worried for him.
This caused Jack to look at the screen in distress. "Oh no! Toriel! Also I didn't get it at first but Toriel is a play on TUTORIAL, I didn't get that! Thanks comments!" he said before moving back down.
"Also people were saying that my voice for Sans was too dumb."
"It is!" Sans growled, still completely done with the voice that the green haired Irishman decided to use. Frisk giggled and snuggled up to Sans hoping that would help calm him down. She knew that he didn't like the voice that Jack had picked for him and was secretly hoping that he would change it in the future.
He started to say but changed his mind and moved back to the yellow diamond that simmered in the snow.
"Actually, I'm going to save...FUCK!" He said as he got right to the diamond but before he could click on it, he got dragged into a fight. This time with an IceCap.
"This is one of those games where you feel like you have to keep saving...ICECAP!" He started before noticing the monster that he was fighting.
It had a huge head and a small body, with ice on top of the head.
*Icecap struts into view.
"NICE CAP!" Jack gasped " Oh icecap...let's" He hissed out from between his teeth before realizing something,
"OH! Nice cap! Ice cap..maybe? Let's compliment him!" he decided.
*You inform Ice Cap that it has a great hat!
This caused the creature to scowl before declaring "My hat is too loud for me to hear you!" This caused Jack to get a confused look on his face before little cannons came out and started to shoot little icebergs at his heart.
"Oh dear god" he said as he managed to dodge the attacks coming from the bottom before yelping as he realized that they came back down.
"THEY COME BACK DOWN! HOLY SHIT!"
Jack cheered when the attacks stopped coming at him and he was safe.
*Ice Cap makes sure its hat is still there.
This made the man laugh and smile, "Aww you're so narcissistic" He clicked on the ACT button again before figuring it out and clicking on the ignore button.
"Alright so let's ignore you then."
*You manage to tear you're eyes away from Ice Caps hat.
This caused the monster to scowl as he saw that the human wasn't paying attention to his hat anymore.
*It looks annoyed…
"What? What are you doing?" The ice monster said before attacking him once again.
"Woah, I got the skills!" he said as he managed to dodge the attacks that the monster was throwing at him.
*Ice cap is secretly checking if you're looking at it's hat.
"Um…I can't mercy you yet? No, your name isn't yellow. Let's ignore you again."
Jack clicked on the ignore button.
*You continue not looking at ice cap's hat.
A defeated and sad look came over the Ice caps face before saying, "Better a hatter than a hater!"
"Ohhh! True words from mister ice cap!" The green haired man said snapping his fingers at the camera
*Ice cap is desperate for attention!
Jack goes to ACT but finds out that the creature's name is yellow.
"Oh okay.."
*YOU WON!
*You earned 0 XP 13 Gold
"Sorry Icecap! I had to ignore you're hat! You're too egotistical! You keep getting too much praise!" Jack apologized before the fight faded away and he clicked on the diamond in the snow.
*(The convenience of that lamp still fills you with determination!
*Save
"Yeah! Alright moving on!"
With that he moved back to the path that he had originally went to
"Let's go see what Sans and Papyrus are up to! Yeah people were saying that my voice for Sans was too dumb because I kept making him SOUND LIKE THIS, when he is a lot more serious character."
"Yeah my role in this whole thing is king of bigger than you realize kid" Sans thought to himself as he remembered all the resets that he had to endure and all the heartache.
With that Papyrus started to talk,
"SO, AS I WAS SAYING ABOUT UNDYNE" He started before he noticed Frisk standing there. He turned to Sans just as his brother was turning to go look at the human. This went on for a long time before they were just spinning in circles. This caused Jack to start laughing,
"Yeah.. OVER HERE!" He yelled before waving his hand in front of the camera
"SANS! OH MY GOD! IS THAT…. A HUMAN?!" The taller skeleton asked as they both turned to look back at the human.
"YES! TIS I!" Jack declared as the screen panned backwards to include a rock sitting in the pathway "There is also a rock there."
Everyone laughed really hard at the fact that Jack wanted to point out the rock, like it also was an important part of this.
"He just wanted to make sure the rock got some time in the story as well!" Frisk smiled, feeling joy from her family getting enjoyment out of these videos together.
"Uhhhhh" Sans started "I think that's a rock"
"Oh" Papyrus started before turning back to his brother to continue their talk.
"Hey, what's that in front of the rock?" The shorter skele asked with a grin.
"OH MY GOD!" He started before leaning down to whisper "I-is that a human?"
"Yes" Sans whispered back.
This caused Papy to yell out "OH MY GOD!"
Sans threw his brother a big smile, that lit up his face when he saw how excited the taller skeleton was getting over just meeting someone as simple as a human. He deserved this because everyone knew that there was a single bad bone in Papyrus's body that was going to do the little human harm. In fact when Toriel realized that Jack had come across the two skeleton brothers, she was very relieved. She knew that both of them would keep Jack safe.
She also knew that even though they had barely just met, Sans would stick close to the human.
Jack started to laugh leaning forward in his chair.
"SANS! I FINALLY DID IT! UNDYNE WILL….I'M GONNA BE SO
POPULAR!
POPULAR!"
Jack started to laugh and sing Popular~
"AHEM! HUMAN YOU SHALL NOT PASS THIS AREA! I THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL STOP YOU! I WILL THEN CAPTURE YOU! YOU WILL BE DELIVERED TO THE CAPITAL! THEN! THEN….. I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S NEXT.. IN ANY CASE CONTINUE ONLY IF YOU DARE! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!" With that he scurried off.
"He reminds me so much of skeletor...from He Man" Jack grinned
"Well, that went well, don't sweat it kid. I'll keep an eye socket out for ya."
Jack laughed and winked at the camera "Aw sans! I fucking love Sans! He's such a cool character." With that Sans ran after his brother. Jack went back to see if the rock was still sitting there but to his disappointment it wasn't
"Aw man, I can't check the rock? The rock was my pedestal! It was my rock!"
He then moved forward and came into a clearing that had a little checkpoint made out of wood but before he could go check it out his phone started to ring.
*(Ring… ring..)
"Toriel?!" he said with disbelief before a shy and timid voice came from the phone
"U-uhh (Oh my god, help.) I'd like to order a…. Umm..a pizza? With uhh… The toppings are uh… I have them copied, I'll just paste them to you" With that the phone called ended.
*(Your phone is too old to receive texts…
Everyone sweatdropped at the voice on the phone and looked at the yellow monster that was sitting next to them causing the girl to laugh nervously.
"Sorry...I really thought that I was calling the pizza guy." She said sheepishly as she rubbed the back of her neck.
*It reads out loud, character by- character, an Ascii artwork of an anime catgirl.
"What the fuck is that?" laughed Jack holding his neck.
He looked at the cardboard box that was sitting in the snow
"YOU OBSERVE THE WELL CRAFTED SENTRY STATION. WHO COULD HAVE BUILT THIS YOU PONDER? I BET IT WAS THAT VERY FAMOUS ROYAL GUARDSMAN!
Sans laughed as he saw that in all caps writing and immediately looked at Papyrus. This caused the taller but younger skeleton to laugh loudly,
"I JUST WANTED PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT SOON I WILL BE A FAMOUS ROYAL GUARDSMAN!"
All the monsters in the room laughed at his enthusiasm.
"You will Papy!" said Frisk in a confident tone and a smile to match.
"THANK YOU LITTLE HUMAN!" The skeleton replied and picked up the little brown haired girl before sitting her on his lap.
"Oh so this is actually written on the station" Jack said before going and reading the sign on the station.
(NOTE: NOT YET A VERY FAMOUS ROYAL GUARDSMAN.)
The Irishman looked at the screen with a very confused look on his face
"Who?" he started but was interrupted because he was dragged into a fight.
Sans rolled his eyes and said in a "duh" sort of voice, " If you have been playing this long then you ought to know that, that is my brothers voice because everything he has been saying, he has been saying it loudly and that writing just screams loudness."
The other monsters agreed before Alphys piped up, "Well he will probably find out later."
*Icecap struts into view.
"Alright so we have to ignore you" he said as he clicked ACT then ignore
*You managed to tear your eyes away from Ice cap's hat
*It looks annoyed
"Alright so it seems that the dialogue repeats it's self after a while."
"HELLO! My hat is up here" the monster cried in an annoyed tone before launching an attack at the heart. Little cannons came out of no where and started to shoot blocks of ice.
*Ice Cap is secretly looking to see if you're looking at it's hat.
"NOPE! NOT LOOKING" Jack said as he turned away from the screen and put his hand up to act as a barricade.
*You continue not looking at Ice cap's hat.
"Sorry bro, gotta look away, you're hat is great, we can all agree" He said as he turned to look back at the camera before grabbing his hat and shaking it at the camera
"My hat is pretty good too"
*It seems defeated
The creature pouted and replied with "Okay! I'll ignore you too!" it said before turning his back on Jack. Although he did start another attack as soon as he turned around.
"No don't ignore me bro" Jack pouted.
The monsters shook off their sleepiness as the video was paused when they say that the little human was fast asleep on the taller skeletons lap. They stood up to stretch their legs and Alphys bookmarked the page and clicked out of it, gently shutting the top of the laptop and retreating to their respective rooms. Toriel picked up Frisk from the other monsters lap and threw him a smile which he nodded to. The white goat monster snuggled the little human to her chest and went to their room and gently set the human on the bed before tucking her in.
"Goodnight my child" she whispered.
Frisk smiled in her sleep and nuzzled the pillow. The goat monster smiled and quietly shut the door behind her. Stretching her back, she was making her way to her room before running into her friend Sans.
"Oh! Hello Sans! I didn't know that you were still up!" She said putting a hoof to her chest.
"Well, I was just heading to my room when I ran into you…." he paused before continuing "Hey Toriel? Can I ask you something.."
"Sure! What did you have to ask me?"
"Well...Do you think that we can stop what has happened before by watching these videos" he questioned
Toriel looked at him with a surprised look on her face, he normally didn't ask questions like these. He was the more laid back person.
"Well, we can try… and I am starting to like this guy playing the games..Jack? Yeah I think that was his name" Toriel said with a smile.
This caused the skeleton to get a scowl on his face when she mentioned the Irishman. He tried to relax his face of the frown so that she wouldn't get any ideas.
"Alright, well sorry for bothering you.. See you tomorrow" he said and turned around to go back to his room, throwing a wave over his shoulder.
"Goodnight Sans! I like having these talks with you even if the topic is a little sad" She called after him before retreating into her room. What she didn't see however that the skeleton had a bright blue blush on his face.
"Maybe she does like me…...Nah.."
With that last thought he went into his room for the night.
Alphys grinned as she watched that whole exchange, she knew of the feelings that the skeleton had for Frisk's mom. She also knew that Sans wouldn't tell her because he thought that she was too good for him and now that they were watching Jack, he thought that she was starting to like him.
"Which is dumb because one he is a human and her a monster, Also that they come from two different worlds." She said out loud.
Thinking to herself, she wondered if there was any way that she could convince the shorter skeleton that Toriel didn't like the Irishman like that and if there was anyway if she could get them together. With that thought she retreated back into her room to think of a plan.
Toriel groaned as the alarm in her room went off and she reached out slamming her hand down on it making it squeak from the force. Sitting up she threw her arms above her head in a stretch and looked around at the unfamiliar room that she was in. With a gasp, she jumped up before remembering that she was in Alphy's house watching that Irishman play a game called Undertale. Eager to go watch more, she threw herself into her daily routine of showering, brushing her teeth and throwing her regular clothes on. Before she had gone to bed that night, she traveled to her home to collect some clothes. She knew that this was the right choice because she would probably be watching these videos for a couple of days. Coming to the living room, she saw that everyone was gathered there. She sat down on the couch that Frisk was sitting on.
"Good morning little one" She smiled as she picked the little girl up and set her in her lap.
"Hi mom!" she grinned as she snuggled into the warmth that was her mother.
"Are you ready to watch some more of the videos, little one?¨ she asked.
Frisk nodded with a bright grin on her face, "Yeah! I love him!"
All the monsters laughed and Alphys started up the video,
" I was only doing what I thought was right" he said as he continued to try and dodge attacks coming from the ice monster.
*Ice Cap is desperate for attention
"Sorry bro! I gotta go"
*YOU WON!
*You earned 0 XP and 13 gold.
"I got all the gold!"
He accidentally clicked on the sentry station as he came out of the fight and started to read it again before realizing that it was the same as before.
"Alright, So that is the same...Alright" he said trying to speed up the text as fast as he could. He continued on his way down the path and before long another sign was standing up in the snow next to another sentry station but this one was a little bigger and had a dog head carved into the top. The roof of the sentry station was covered with snow and a small bell was resting on the counter. No one seemed to be there running the station at this time. He went up to the sign ,
*(Absolutely NO MOVING!)
"Oh! There is a tiny doggie on the top of it!" The Irishman said as he noticed the dog head carved into the wood.
Toriel looked at Sans and raised her eyebrow when the Irishman said something about the carved dog head.
"I wonder if he is meeting doggo" Toriel whispered to the skeleton wearing the blue jacket.
Sans nodded and looked back at the screen to see the black and white dog come up from behind his counter. He knew it! He thought that the sentry post had something familiar about it. He met the dog before in Grillbys and they actually held a some what pleasant conversation...well before the dog monster was twitching so much and had to leave because of all the moving objects in the bar. The urge to chase the other monsters in the bar was just to much.
"Alright bro! You got it not going to move!" he said as he threw his hands up in the air before laughing and readjusting his hat.
"Oh and last video, I forgot to edit out a pee break cause I was like, I need to go pee! but I forgot to edit it out in post" Jack giggled " But it's okay because It went along with the humor of the video."
With that said Jack continued on his way down the path but just as he was passing the sentry station a black and white dog popped up from behind the counter making the Irishman stop and stare. The dog had shifty eyes and he glanced around quickly trying to find out what had moved, he had a bone hanging from his lips.
"Did something move? Was it my imagination?" The dog growled as he looked around. "I can only see moving things! If something WAS moving, for example a human...Ill make sure it NEVER moves again!" With that the dog fixed on the human standing in front of him and leaped over the counter and straight into a fight.
*Doggo blocks the way!
"I like the shifty eyes, he has" Jack said as he came up really close to the camera and started shifting his eyes really fast in an impression of the dog monster.
Frisk laughed before saying, "He really does have shifty eyes"
"You looking at me punk? Alright well we have to make him sound like a dog. Like bark!" The Irishman said as he did his best impression of a dog. "Let's pet him!"
He clicked on the pet option but...
*Doggo is too suspicious of your movements!
With that the dog monster launched an attack at Jack's heart "Don't move an inch!"
Sharp blue glowing swords came out of no where causing Jack to panic and forget that the dog monster told him not to move an inch.
Sans shook his head and sighed "Well, he should really learn quickly otherwise he is going to die a lot"
Frisk gasped and clenched her fists, even if this was a game. She had grown really attached to the green haired Irishman. Though why his hair was green, She would never know. She thought it looked like cotton candy...
"WHAT THE FUCK!" He yelped and he tried to dodge to swords but got hurt instead. His HP went down to 16.
"MOVING! MOVING!" screamed the dog as he threw his head back and forth.
"Oh!" The realization came over the man's face.
Frisk whopped as she saw the man finally get that you are not suppose to move.
*Doggo is confirming the moving object.
"I am not supposed to move!" Jack said before clicking on the pet option again "Alright, lets pet!"
*Doggo is too suspicious of your movements!
"IT MOVED! IT DIDNT NOT MOVE!" The dog growled glancing around as Jack stopped moving. When he confirmed that he couldn't find anything he threw another attack in hopes of catching him.
Jack put his hands up and gave a look at his computer but calmed down when the swords that the dog once more threw at him passed harmlessly through him.
*Doggo can't seem to find anything.
Jack once again went to the ACT menu and clicked on the check option.
"Well I cant spare you yet...So lets check" The Irishman said
*Doggo 6 ATK 1 DEF
*Easily excited by movement. *Hobbies include: squirrels.
"Squirrel!" cried Jack as he whipped his head to the left. "Kay"
Sans sweatdropped at that random outburst
"Are there even squirrels down here?" He asked himself.
"Will it move this time?" The dog growled before throwing another attack.
Jack stood completely still as the attack passed through him harmlessly and then started moving his heart around crazily.
"I moved! I moved!"
*Doggo cant seem to find anything!"
With that he clicked once more on the ACT button but this time he clicked on the pet option.
"Okay...Do I have to keep moving?" he asked confused before the dog started to twitch again and shake back and forth
*You pet doggo
"What! I have been pet!? Pet! Pot!" The dog cried before launching one last attack at the heart. The freaking out made Jack burst out laughing
*Doggo has been pet!
Jack clicked on the ACT button but found that the monster could be spared.
"Yes! Now I can spare you!"
*YOU WON!
*You earned 0 XP and 30 gold.
"Woah thirty gold!" Jack said in disbelief.
He came out of the fight to the dog that was standing behind the counter but the dog wasn't the same as he was before the fight started. He was shaking and looking around trying to find the invisible party responsible for petting him.
"S-s-s- something pet me... Something that isn't m-m-moving! I'm going to need some dog treats for this!" With that the dog quickly went back behind the counter.
"Okay bye.." laughed Jack "Was that it?" he asked as he moved to look over the counter and rang the bell sitting there. The dog came back up and the little human froze again as the dog looked for the one responsible of ringing his bell.
"Hello? Is anybody there..? No?" The dog rolled his eyes and went back behind the counter causing Jack to laugh.
"Oh because I wasn't moving because you cant move when the dialogue is happening" He snapped his fingers at the camera as he grinned. "That's clever, I like that."
The monsters shook their heads confused before looking over at Frisk to which the little girl replied,
"Its video game logic, don't question it.."
That was enough said.
Walking further down the path there was something that looked like burnt dog treats lying in the snow.
"Are these your bones?" The Irishman said before investigating them
*(Someone has been smoking dog treats.
Toriel gasped as she saw the burnt dog treats lying in the snow. Well! She would have to teach that dog a lesson in leaving his smokes where every monster could find them! and In smoking when it was a really bad habit! She looked down at her daughter who had a confused look on her face and was thinking What the heck? Who would smoke dog treats.
The female monster quickly grabbed her little girls chin before gently turning it towards her and giving her confused daughter a smile "Please tell me you will not start smoking or anything?"
Frisk giggled and shook her head once she had overcome her confusion and trilled "I promise Mom! We have those in our world and they are called cigarettes! Well they are not exactly like dog treats but they are kinda close I guess"
Toriel frowned and decided that she didn't like the human world as much as she thought she did.
"What? 420 doggit?" The Irishman asked confused before deciding not to question it. He came to another part of the forest where the floor was sparkling and it looked like ice. The only part that wasn't ice strangely was in the middle where there was a sign. The blue hooded skeleton was standing right next to a tree leaning on it.
"Hey, here's something important to remember! My brother has a very special attack. If you see a blue attack, don't move and it wont hurt you." The skeleton said with a grin.
"Please please please keep that in mind" Frisk shouted to the screen forgetting that the other man was in the human world and wouldn't be able to hear her AND the fact that this was a video. This caused the monsters to laugh at the girl's action.
"Yeah I learned that in my other battle" Jack said before getting cut off as the short skeleton continued on.
"Imagine a stop sign, when you see a sign you stop right? Stop signs are red so imagine a red attack instead. Simple right? When fighting think about blue stop signs"
"But that's in yellow!" Jack giggled "Alright so when blue attacks come up, I am not supposed to move, got it!"
Frisk looked at Sans in confusion causing the skeleton to look over at her and shrugged his shoulders,
"I probably wanted to make him confused a little bit." The shorter skeleton replied.
"Remember blue stop signs!" The monster said once more.
"Got it!" He stepped onto the ice before yelping as his body got propelled forward by the ice under his feet.
"Oh! Slippe slidey! Fuck!"
He finally came to a stop in the snow before turning around and going north. He came to a dead end in a clearing that had a snow man resting in the middle of it.
Toriel looked at the clock that was on the laptop and saw that it was 10 o clock. She gasped as she realized that they hadn't had breakfast yet and the little girl sitting next to her was probably hungry. She looked at the little girl on the couch and shook her shoulder,
"Little one, are you hungry?"
The little girl looked over to her mother and nodded her head before launching herself in her mothers arm said in a demanding voice,
"Go! Go! Go!" The little girl pointed towards the kitchen to which her mother shook her head and laughed quietly.
There ya go! I know that it suddenly cuts off pretty suddenly but this chapter was getting kinda long so it will continue in the next one! See ya!