I was walking down the dark and damp streets of Gotham. I had just been discharged from the hospital, with a few bruised ribs and a cut on my back that will most likely scar. I was one out of ten casualties from the latest Batman and Joker showdown, it it hadn't been Harley Quinn I would be dead. I would personally side with the Joker and Harley Quinn anyway. I sighed thinking about the Joker. His hair, his smile, his laugh, and oh my gunpowder it's Harley Quinn.

"Hey Suga, how you doing?" Harley asked. "I'm fine, Miss Quinn." I replied. "Just call me Harley, Suga. And don't tell Puddin' I saved you from Batsy. Next time don't dress up like me for a party." Harley said while giggling. "Yes, Miss H." I replied, blushing a deep crimson. I heard my name being called and turned around to see who it was. Hammers and pistols it's Batman. "Stay away from her Harley, you cant have her." he demanded. Oh hell no, he did not just talk about me like I wasn't there. How dare he have the audacity to act like my father after putting me in the hospital and giving me a scar. "Listen here, Mister I-save-the-city-worship-me, I can go with who I want, when I want, and where I want. stay out of it. You..." I screamed at him.

"Looky what we got here, it's Batsy." A deep voice sounded from behind me, sending shivers down my spine. "Joker! I thought you would have crawled back to your home already." Batman yelled at Joker. "Hey! Don't yell at Mista J, you overgrown flying rodent!" Harley and I yelled at the same time. We looked at each other and started giggling. Batman sent to grab me and Harley grabbed her pistol as I grabbed Joker's, and pointed them at Batman. "Dont touch me asshole. Take your tights wearing ass back to your cave and leave me alone." I growled at him. Joker started laughing. " You better listen to her, I don't control this one." Joker said smiling. Harley looked at me and smirked. "Suga give Mista J back his pistol and stand behind him." Harley ordered me. "Yes Miss H." I said as I gave Joker back his gun and stood behind him.

Joker patted my head. "Good girl. Now kneel." Joker ordered me. "Yes, Mister J." I replied as I knelt with my head down. "Oh no, Suga, lift your head." Joker said. I lifted my head and gasped. there was Joker with his shirt off, smirking. 'Oh sweet gunpowder, what have I gotten myself into?' I thought to myself.