Remember when I said Invader Zim wasn't the Only story that was coming back? Well as you all can see This little Tale has resurfaced what can I say I'm feeling nostalgic!
"Patrick, how in the heck did you get stuck up there?" Jenny grunted as she used her arm which was changed into Jaws of Life.
"I wanted to see where the air lived!" He said happily.
"Ugh!" They all sighed as Jenny finally got him out, unfortunately he fell on her.
"Oof! Thanks Jenny!"
"No problem…Uh, can you get off me now, please?"
"Oh, sorry." He said as he rolled off of the flattened robot girl.
*Later*
"Well, see you guys." Timmy spoke as a blue portal opened and he stepped through, waving goodbye to them.
*Dimmsdale*
"Ow!" Timmy groaned as he sat up on the hallway floor. "Guys? Cosmo? Wanda? Poof? Sparky? Tom Selleck?" He said as it was silent, except for a light snoring. "Huh?" He opened his door and saw Maryann asleep, making him sadly smile a little.
"Timmy." She moaned out unconsciously as he quietly shut the door.
He let out a sigh as Wanda finally appeared.
"Timmy!" She exclaimed as she flew over and hugged him tightly.
"Can't...breathe..." He gasped while turning blue fast.
"Oops, sorry sport!" She sweat dropped as she let him go and he fell. "Oof! So what I miss?"
"Well…"
*2 minutes later*
"Damn…you really are impatient."
"What?"
"Wanda, you could've just waited for me to get back and wish that you knew." He spoke like it was obvious *which it was*.
"Oh...uhhh Cosmo did it?" She started sweating.
"I wish you would tell me the truth."
"Darn it!"
*2 more minutes later*
"Wow!" Timmy said. "So where's Cosmo?"
"He's uhhh, venting out in the desert."
"Poof?"
"He's also venting...in space."
"Sparky?"
"Dragging his butt on the living room floor."
*Living room*
"Stupid arc duke!" He grumbled as he slowly scooted across the floor. "Oh that feels so good!"
*Timmy's room*
"Of course he is." Timmy groaned. "So, how is she?" He asked nervously.
"She's fine…I think." Wanda answered, making Timmy sigh. He got up and walked downstairs to get Sparky to stop dragging his ass everywhere.
*Tootie*
Tootie cried her eyes out into her pillow.
"Don't cry Tootie." Her magic snake said gently as she changed into fairy form and hugged her.
"Checker." She smiled sadly. "What the hell is wrong with my sister?"
"I wish I knew sweetie." She said with a sad smile.
"Well she somehow escaped police custody! What do I do, Checker? What if she goes after Timmy? What if she-"
"Tootie relax!" Checker said with her hands raised a bit as Tootie calmed herself with a paper bag.
"Thanks." She sighed. "Checker when I was younger Vicky was a good big sister. She wasn't evil or anything ...I...want that Vicky back...I...wish had my sister...my real sister." She sobbed into her pillow.
Checker smiled and raised her wand, letting out a silver flame that went out the window.
*Later*
'I wonder where Chloe is.' Timmy thought as it was unusual. He hadn't seen her since he went to the hospital.
*Speaking of Chloe*
Chloe stood in her bathroom, putting on a lot of makeup sadly and shaking.
"Am I a pretty girl now, Mommy?" She heard her voice on her TV.
"Chloe, you'll always be a pretty girl."
'Mom...' She sobbed lightly is the makeup on her face started running, showing some scarring. "Mom, why did you go?" She muttered before drying her tears and reapplying. She shut off her TV and checked her phone; she had 20 missed calls from Timmy. She decided to call him back but her battery was at 7%, so she opened her window, climbed out hastily and ran off to Timmy's house, knowing it would be about 10 minutes.
*Timmy's house*
"Hey Poof." Timmy said as the purple Fairy appeared.
"Yeah bro?"
"Where were you?"
"Uhhhhhhh, Internet?"
Timmy glared at him.
"What?"
"Stop using my excuses!" He snapped, making Poof sweat drop.
"Sorry." He chuckled as Cosmo poofed in, his face completely red. "Whoa, what happened to you Dad?" Poof asked as his hair was cut very short and a little bit on fire.
"What happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas." He said bluntly as he went into the kitchen to go through the fridge and get some fried chicken while Sparky followed him with the plate.
"Please drop one. Please drop one. Please drop one."
*Later*
Timmy lied on the couch watching shitty horror movies on Netflix because a storm started earlier when he heard a knock at his door. "Huh, who could that be? And why would they be out here now at this time?" He questioned as he got up and looked out the window and saw Chloe soaking wet, lightning striking down all around. He rushed to her and opened the door, pulling her in instantly. "Chloe, what's with you!? You could've been hit by lightning!" He yelled, making her flinch.
"I...I...I'm sorry." She frowned and looked away, not knowing that she had missed a spot, and that she had just shown Timmy a scar.
"Chloe...why do you have a scar? What happened?" He said worryingly as he grabbed her arm, making her wince in pain and pull back. Without warning she ran out the door but Timmy chased her. "Chloe wait!" He yelled over the huge thunderstorm as she ran faster. "I wish I had speedy shoes!" He yelled as said shoes *which oddly enough looked like Sonic's shoes* appeared on his feet and made him run WAY faster as he grabbed her and made them both fall to the ground in mud.
"Timmy let me go!"
"No!" He snapped, looking into her lavender eyes. "Please Chloe, just let me help you." He said softly.
"No! Ju-just let me go." She struggled to break from his grip and was failing.
"No, not till you tell me what's wrong!" He grunted when lightning struck on a nearby tree, setting it ablaze and showing her face. Timmy flinched at the gashes on her. "Chloe. Who did this to you?" He started crying a little.
She said nothing as he got up and hugged her tightly, both to comfort her and make sure she couldn't run away.
"Please, Chloe…you're my best friend." He spoke sadly, both not realizing that they were slowly moving closer to one another. "I care about you." He whispered quietly as he kissed forehead her gently. The rain slowly started to stop falling for a few seconds before hitting harder.
"Timmy?" She looked up slowly.
"Yeah?"
"Let's go." Timmy held her close to him as they slowly started walking to his house.
*Later*
Chloe sneezed as she put on dry clothes in the downstairs bathroom. "Thanks, Wanda." She muttered with a small smile as she removed her shirt and put on the clean one. She hissed as it stung to remove it and she flinched from seeing that her first one had blood in it.
"Be careful, Chloe. You're still hurt…and I still want to know how it happened!" Wanda spoke, sounding like an overprotective mother.
"...Promise not to tell Timmy or Cosmo?" Chloe looked at her with watery eyes.
"...I promise sweetie." Wanda wrapped her arms around her securely.
*Flashback*
Chloe slowed down as she made it to her front porch. Nervously, she reached for the doorknob and slowly opened the door to the dark living room. "Hello?" She whispered as she walked in slowly. "Hello?" She said a little louder. After a few minutes with no response she let out a sigh of relief. "Finally alone at last." She smiled sadly as she went up to her room when suddenly the door slammed opened and she froze. "No." Chloe started to shake and hid under her bed.
"CHLOE CARMICHAEL!" A voice roared throughout the building.
Chloe didn't move as her door slowly opened, revealing a man in a sharp suit.
"Where are you!?" He roared making her whimper quietly, unfortunately it was heard. "Found you!" He yelled as he grabbed her by the neck and dragged her out.
*End Flashback*
"My God, Chloe…" Wanda spoke sadly, increasing her grip in her Goddaughter. "Why didn't you tell us sooner?"
"I…I DIDN'T want to tell anyone." She sobbed loudly into her shoulder.
"It's okay, sweetie." Wanda whispered into her ear, gently stroking her hair.
*Later*
"Hey Chloe." Timmy said softly to the blonde who was sitting on his couch, wrapped up in a blanket.
"Hi Timmy." She said shyly with a faint blush as he sat next to her, holding Chloe protectively. Unknown to her Timmy had heard everything as he was passing by.
'I'll protect you, I promise.' He thought. 'No one hurts who I care about, NO ONE!'
*Later*
"Hey Chloe, I know something that might cheer you up. It always does the trick for me!" Timmy smiled.
"What is it?" She asked curiously.
"COSMO!" He exclaimed as a green cloud appeared.
"Yeah Timmy?"
"I wish we were in the You-Know-Where!"
"Sure thing Timmy!" He lifted his wand and they disappeared in a poof of purple smoke.
*Chincinatti*
"Wow!" Chloe gasped in awe At the landscape before her eyes. "Cool!"
'Knew it would help!' He thought with a smile as a red suit appeared on him. "Feels good to be cleft again" He muttered. With a smirk as a bank door exploded.
"Oh No!"
"The Bronze Kneecap!" Timmy exclaimed as said villain walked out with sacks of cash.
"HAHAHAHA!" He laughed maniacally
"Not to Fast you creep!"
He looked up And saw Cleft in his stupid outfit. "Well well well Looks like the Boy chin Blunder has Grown up too bad that won't save you!" He laughed As he fired off the ram heads from his kneecap at him Forcing him to dodge immediately.
"Nice try Hambone!" Timmy smiled As said villain growled
"BY MY MOTHERS MANDIBLES I SAY NAY!" a Familiar Heroic Voice exclaimed.
*Here comes the Crimson Chin!*
'I HATE that theme song!' Kneecap thought in Rage and annoyance Just as CC landed down on the road, the ground cracking beneath him. "Why You!" Kneecap growled As he fired off more rams heads which the Chin blocked with his chin. And dashed forward
"Take THIS!" He roared Out with his chin pointed out like a sword. And knocked him away into an open police van. "Too easy" The Chin smiled before he realized something. "CLEFT! It's been too long!" He exclaimed happily as he picked him up
"Yeah it has CC" He groaned With a smile "Can't… breath…" He spoke as he turned blue.
"Oops sorry about that Timmy!" He said before letting him go.
"Anyway Cc this is Chloe"
CC then looked at the pale blonde girl. "Pleasure to meet you Chloe" He greeted With a smile
"H-Hi." She stuttered shyly
"So Timmy what brings you here?" CC asked
"I brought Chloe here to cheer her up"
Suddenly another explosion happened
"Oh No it's The Brass Knuckles!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" He laughed evilly. As he stole bags of Money from the second Bank and hopped into a sports car.
"After Him!"
Police cars chased him
*Later*
"This is AWESOME!" Chloe exclaimed as she flew on Cosmo's back
"Let's take him down!" Timmy said With a smirk as he pressed a button on his Cleft Launching balls at the car Making it swerve Around And crash into a streetlight "Yes!" He cheered As the villain jumped out of it angrily.
"Why You! Little brat! Take this!" Brass Knuckles yelled as he charged cleft
"Uh oh." He said with a sweat drop before the Brass Knuckles threw him into a brick wall.
*CRASH!*
"Ow." Timmy spat out some blood As he stood up and pressed another button Firing an electro net at Brass Knuckles Said villain dodged And ran at him And slammed his Fist on the ground, causing a fissure to go to Cleft
"Whoa!"
"Eat this fiend!" He shouted as his cleft revealed a hammer And he threw it , breaking the villains teeth and knocking his out.
"Timmy, that… was FUCKING AWESOME!" That brought music to his ears, as he knew that Chloe NEVER swore, so this told him it worked. He gave a smile as police hauled away Brass Knuckles.
*Later*
"Oh my God that was awesome!" Chloe exclaimed as they appeared back in his Living Room.
"See told ya" He chuckled with a smile.
"Hey Timmy is it me or does the Chin sound like Jay Leno?" She asked scratching her chin.
"True." He admitted as he never realized that until now.
*That Night*
"Timmy, who's she?" Chloe asked, pointing into the guest bedroom.
"That's Maryann…it's a long story." He said With a yawn As he headed to his room when she grabbed his hand
"Tell me Please?" She asked, giving him puppy-dog eyes.
"Fine" He sighed
*25 Minutes later*
"Oh my." She said shocked with her hands over her mouth. As Timmy nodded slowly.
*The next morning*
Timmy slowly opened his eyes And let out a yawn before looking down And saw Chloe was sleeping on his chest curled up in a ball. He gave a smile and wiggled out of her grasp.
"Yes Mister Sparklefoot I'd love some more Punch" She mumbled before lightly snoring Making Timmy chuckle.
*School*
"You sure you're okay Chloe?"
"Yeah Timmy." She spoke as they walked in And sat down just as the bell rang Starting Class when Crocker walked in.
"Good morning Class" He said before locking onto Timmy. "Turner." the Teacher glowered.
"Denzel." Timmy spoke with a smirk.
"Anyway class." He started before sitting at his desk.
Timmy started to get bored hearing him drone on and on and on and on for hours 'So bored can't focus' He thought As he fell asleep silently
"TURNER!"
Timmy instantly shot his head up. "24!"
"Grr! I'd give you an F if that wasn't correct! Crocker grumbled angrily.
'Huh that was lucky' AJ thought.
'I guess it was a good thing Timmy made that wish." Chloe thought with a smirk.
"Now can anyone tell me what 890÷22,789,655 is?" Crocker said with an evil grin
All the kids looked to AJ who had a smile on his face
"Oh that's easy it's!.."
"Time!" Crocker said as he pressed a button, dropping a large rocky F on his desk.
"IT BURNS!" AJ cried when he touched it As he jumped out his desk and jumped out the window, landing on the ground with a thud. "I'm okay!" He called out as Crocker locked onto Timmy.
"Uhhh 0.0000390528?"
"WRONG! I mean, CORRECT!? Hmmm Turner getting two Answers Right on a Math Quiz this could only be the work of…" As soon as he said that everyone moved their desks Back
"FAIRY GOD PARENTS!"
He started spazzing out.
"Or I studied" Timmy retorted annoyed
"Well there's that but still." Everyone ducked again.
"FAIRY GOD PARENTS!"
*Lunch*
"He always does that." Timmy explained as they heard cracking from far away.
"Ahh, my back!" Crocker yelled in pain
"What Back? It's all hump!" Chester yelled, making them all laugh.
"Hey Chester!" Timmy greeted
"Yo Timmy!" They fist bumped "Hey Chloe" He said to the blonde
"Hey, Chester. Long time huh?" She chuckled before going stiff. "Oh great, not those two again." She muttered.
As two Assholes...I mean dickwads...I mean…
(Geo: tell them what I mean
Red: Two faggot dickless assbutts that no one love.
Geo: yeah what he said)
walked into the cafeteria
'I thought Nick put those asses On the Bus!' Timmy thought leaning on the fourth wall with a chuckle as said asses got closer To them. "Hey turner" Tad sneered as Timmy glared at the two as they spotted chloe "Well well well who do we have here?" Chad said As he and Tad circled Chloe who shivered. "Stay away from her" Timmy said in a low tone As he clenched his fist, making both rich teens laugh.
"Or what?" chad laughed. "What could a weak ugly commoner like you do?" Tad snapped his fingers and their security appeared Making Timmy growl in anger and his hand slightly glow a faint grey.
"Timmy calm down" He heard Wanda's voice whisper, as she was disguised as an earring. As he calmed himself down.
"Yeah, what could a failed abortion do?!" Chad laughed obnoxiously
'Well so Much for keeping calm' AJ thought, briefly seeing his eyes flash red As Timmy Decked Tad in his face, making him fly into their bodyguard
He then decked Chad in his gut, sending him into the cafeteria food.
"AHHHHH IT BURNS I'M COVERED IN POOR PEOPLE FOOD!" he yelled as he ran out of the cafeteria with his friend following.
"Whoa" Aj chuckled as he held up a sign with an 8 on it.
"Awesome!" Chester exclaimed while holding up a sign with a 10 on it.
"Thanks Timmy" Chloe sighed With a smile As she stopped shaking
"You OK?"
"Yeah."
*Gym*
"Phew!" Timmy sighed as he, along with everyone else, fell on the floor
"DODGE BALL!"
'Ah shit.' He thought in panic As the balls went flying towards him. "Wanda! I wish I had a barrier around me!" He whispered frantically As she raised her wand and made a silver bracelet appear on his wrist "Alright thanks!" He pressed a button on it Making a bubble appear around him as the dodge balls hit it Bouncing off of it and hitting the people who threw them.
"Too easy!" He smirked As he deactivated the bubble
"How did you get that?" AJ asked
"Internet." He responded instantly
"Cool"
'How does that lie still work on him?' Chloe thought confused when her asshole senses went off. 'Oh come on! Wasn't Timmy kicking their butts enough?!' She thought in annoyance As said assholes walked in the gym with their eyes locked onto her.
'Oh no' Timmy thought. Instinctively he grabbed Chloe's arm and ran "Let's go!" He said As they ran off
"Get 'em!" Tad yelled as an army of bodyguards ran after the two, Chad and Tad riding above them
*Timmy and Chloe*
"Timmy! Where are we going?"
"You'll see just don't look back!" He told her as they made a sharp right Up the stairs and threw the door open
*Rooftop*
Timmy slammed the door shut "We'll be fine up here" He panted as they both fell on their backs.
"This needs to stop! Every guy keeps hitting on me or trying to force me into dating them!" Chloe snapped. "Why don't they get that I'm not interested!"
"Well on the bright side Chester and AJ haven't bothered you"
"Well… that's because I kinda told them that I already liked somebody." She spoke with a small blush
"And how come I never knew of this?" He asked concerned and a little jealous
"Yeah you know him" She teased
"I do?" Timmy tilted his head in confusion.
"Yeah. He's sweet, selfless,*Giggle* kinda dense and may or may not still have a short attention span" She muttered
"...…..…It's me isn't it?" He spoke with a faint blush.
"How'd you figure that out?"
"Short attention span." He glared at her Playfully
"Didn't think you'd hear that." She looked away As Timmy chuckled and kissed her cheek, making her blush madly. "I got an idea. And maybe it can help get guys to stop."
"What?"
Chloe leaned over to his ear and whispered into it. "That could work."
*Later*
"Hey dudes." Chester spoke Through his locker. "Chloe there's a stampede of dudes heading this way!"
"Say what?"
The ground started shaking as he pulled Timmy and Chloe inside with him
"Thanks Chester" Timmy groaned as a huge group of boys ran past, then a crowd of bodyguards
"Idiots"
"I know, and Chloe now has a plan."
"What is it?"
Timmy then whispered into his ear. "About time."
*Final Class*
"And that is why the moon is NOT made of low-fat yogurt." Misses Snickerpoodle spoke as her class groaned in boredom and sadness.
"Hey everyone Come quick!" They heard someone shout as they followed said voice in a hurry Towards the Gym
"GET BACK TO CLASS OR IT'S AN F FOR ALL OF YOU!" Crocker yelled while spazzing a little.
"FUCK OFF YA MAMA'S BOY! IT'S WORTH THE F!" Molly screamed As they all ran out the room , running over him in the process
*Gym*
"Whoa!" They all exclaimed as inside the gymnasium was a huge amusement park.
"WOOOO HOOO!"
"PARTY TIME!" Chester cheered As he ran in with everyone else Following him inside.
"Did Tad and Chad do this?"
"Nope, this was all done by my boyfriend!" Chloe spoke with a huge smile as every single guy interested in her felt their jaws break through the floor
"Wait who's your boyfriend?" Elmer asked sadly as his boil twitched.
"Oh no one, just uh… Timmy Turner." She muttered.
"What was that?"
"Nothing!" She said quickly, however a few other girls heard her and were heartbroken… well more like extremely jealous, one not so much as she could guess why he did it.
'Timmy, why?' Tootie thought heartbroken for a few seconds before seeing the crowd of crying boys and realizing the reason, along with the other two 'Oh, right.' She thought with them.
*Timmy's house*
"Timmy, how did you get all that stuff without making any wishes?" Chloe asked him.
"I… may have a job with, uh…" He them mumbled something.
"With who?"
"… Chip Skylark." He said a bit louder
"Chip Skylark!?" She gasped In shock
"Yeah…" He said as he opened the door
"Eh hem." He then froze, seeing Molly right in front of him. "Wanna explain what that was at school?" She spoke with frown
"Uhhhh I didn't do it?" he said with a nervous chuckle.
Look like Timmy's got some explaining to do how will he ever get outta this one?