Disclaimer: I don't own Bubblegum Crisis or Ranma 1/2.

Warnings: None.

Mindless Babble: Just one of those weird things that popped into my messed up mind.

Inspectors Leon McNichol and Daley Wong sat down at their usual booth in the ADP cafeteria next to the window and ordered coffee. After they checked it for spoons, knives, acid, and made sure that it wasn't going to get up and walk away, Daley began to review their latest case.

Leon immediately fazed out on what ever was said. Instead, he looked out the window and tried to remember if Priss was singing anywhere tonight. It was a nice day with very little smog.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a storm cloud formed. Lighting flashed and the thunder rumbled, shaking the ADP building. After only a minute, it was gone.

"What ...?" Daley was interrupted by the strangest sight he had seen in resent memory, which was quite strange considering the company he kept.

A very short, old man wearing underwear on his head ran up the side of the building carrying a sack filled with lingerie. "What a haul! What a haul!" he yelled gleefully.

He was followed by the Knight Sabers, the white one taking aim and yelling, "Those are mine! You haven't paid for them yet!"

The four Knight Sabers were followed by a strange group. A red headed pig-tail girl in men's clothing, a black haired girl waving a mallet, a baby black pig with a yellow and black tiger striped bandanna, a pair of ice skaters still wearing their skates, a woman in a leotard waving a dance ribbon and throwing black roses, a young man waving a wooden katana, another woman waving a giant spatula, a kitten, a duck wearing glasses, an old woman with large eyes, long white hair and a gnarled stick, a giant panda, a man with a mustache carrying a girl riding piggy back punching figures into a calculator, a young man with fogged up glasses carrying a woman with a kind face and beautiful hair, and lastly boy with melted candles on both sides of his head riding a winged bull.

"Come back here you ol' pervert!"

"Ranma, no Baka!"

"Squeeeeellllll!"

"My wittle Charlotte!"

"Who should be the lucky girl that gets to have my lips grace hers?"

"Oh Ranma darling!"

"My Pig-tailed goddess!"

"Ranma, Honey!"

"Meeeeooooowwww!"

"Quack, quack, quack!"

"Just marry Shampoo, Son-in law!"

"Mumble, Mumble."

"Oh, my little girl!"

"If I can get the copy rights to this story, I might be able to pay for the damages..."

"K...K... Kasumui!"

"Oh, my!"

"Snort, Snort!"

"I have it figured out! If I recite the spell backwards, I can get us all back home!"

Leon and Daley sat there for a moment, not saying a word. Once again, storm clouds formed out of nowhere. The lighting hit the top of Genom towers (insert loud cheering through out the ADP building) and the thunder rocked Mega-Tokyo. After only a minute, the storm disappeared.

The Knight Sabers dropped past the window. The white one carried a torn sack filled with lingerie. The red Saber waved at the inspectors and the one in green gave a thumbs-up sign. The last one blew Leon a kiss.

Leon turned to Daley and asked, "Is today a Monday?"