Sounds a bit kinky don't cha think?

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Dean/Castiel and Sam/Gabriel

AU: Yes

Castiel Novak had been born with the words Sounds a bit kinky don't cha think? written in a bold scrawl across his chest right over his heart. Over the years Castiel had barely acknowledged that the words were even there, he was too busy being a kid, learning about life, and trying to avoid the pranks his older brother, Gabriel, kept pulling on him.

After one particular prank when he's twelve, in which Castiel was drenched in some unpleasant goo, he had taken off his shirt causing Gabe to suck in a breath and look shocked.

"What?" Cas asks perplexed tilting his head like a curious bird.

"Your soul mark is right over your heart... Do you know what that means little bro?"

"Err...no... What's the big deal?" Castiel questions.

"The big deal is that it represents that you and your soulmate have a deep profound bond. You'll balance each out, and love one another deeply," Gabriel explains,"basically you'll complete each other."

"Really? Is it common?" Castiel asks raising his head from its tilt.

"Yes, to the first question. No to the second."

"OK. Is that why you were so shocked?" Castiel inquired tilting his head yet again.

Gabriel smiled fondly at his brother's quirk, and replied, "Er... Kind of... It was more because I also have mine over my heart and is really uncommon for siblings to both have deep soulmate bonds."

"Wow! Really? Can I see it?" Castiel asks intrigued.

Gabriel blushes lightly saying, "Err... I guess... since I did see yours." He grabs his shirt hem and pulls it off. Castiel studies the neat writing on his brother's chest and grins.

"Only you, Gabe, would get your soulmate tell you off when you first meet and have them say Why would you prank someone you don't even know, give them a stupid nickname like you've known them for years, and not even apologize for almost ruining the person's books?!" Castiel chuckles at the indignant look on Gabriel's face.

"Just for that I'm gonna prank you for a month Cassie," Gabriel singsongs grinning evilly.

"If you do that, I'll tell Michael and Lucifer that you were the one who locked Raphael out that one night."

Gabriel groans, "But they'll tell Dad and he'll take my candy privileges away! And its not like what your soulmate says is normal! I mean really Sounds a bit kinky don't cha think? That just begs the question what do you say to get someone to say that to you?"

"How should I know? I'm only twelve!" Castiel replies.

"Valid point but you gotta tell me when ya meet them what ya say to get them to respond with that," Gabriel says dragging Castiel back towards their house.

"Sure, but I have to hear the reason why yours tells you off," Castiel responds after a short silence.

Eight years later...

One day Castiel is running late for his accounting class, as he's rushing past the cafeteria when he runs right into the muscular chest of someone. He steps back realizing that he had cause the person he'd run into to smash something against both of their chests. Thank goodness I didn't wear my trench coat today, he thinks. When Castiel looks up and finds that he just smashed a pie into a jock looking guy's shirt less chest, his eyes widen.

"Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to cover you in pie, do you need help getting it cleaned off your chest, I'm really good at getting sticky stuff off of...things...," Castiel rambled nervously, hoping the guy would be chill about it unlike the other people he's ran into other times.

The tall sandy haired young man chuckled at Castiel's nervousness and responded with, "Sounds a bit kinky don't cha think?" and a self assured smirk.

Castiel's eyes widened at the words he had been waiting to hear from his soulmate for years, and said with awe, "You're my soulmate."

The man after hearing his words gasped and looked as though he'd been hit in the head with a brick. Then a taller younger looking brunette man walked up saying, "Dean what are you doing? I thought you just went to get some pie... Wait is it all over your chest? And uh why this guy staring at you?"

"He's my soulmate Sammy," the blond, Dean, whispered.

"It's Sam not Sammy... Wait did you say soulmate?" Sam said surprised.

"We are soulmates," Castiel interjects with a beaming smile, "Nice to finally meet you Dean. My name is Castiel."

"Castiel, like the Angel of Thursday?" Sam inquires, while Dean still looked stunned.

"Yes, my father was a very religious person and my mother thought it was ironic since I was born on a Thursday."

Sam chuckles at Castiel's explanation, "Well, sorry about him, he's... Just a bit shocked."

"Shocked? Why?" Castiel inquires tilting his head like a curious puppy at him causing Sam to smile and Dean to think Fuck that's adorable.

"Uh...Dean you should talk with Castiel, especially about that... I'll go back to Dad and tell him where you went. We'll finish unpacking while you get to know each other. See you both later," Sam says and walks off causing Castiel to frown remembering he's late for class.

"Uh why are you frowning?" Dean asks frowning himself at Castiel's facial expression.

"I just remembered that I was running late for my accounting class, but I can miss a day since I haven't missed before. I'll just get the lesson from someone else," Castiel explains smiling, "I think they'll understand since I did just meet you."

"Well then let's go get to know each other," Dean says smiling and slinging his arm over Castiel's shoulders, "Do you know a good café or something?"

"Dean, you're shirt less and both of us are covered in pie, I think we should go to my apartment and clean up," Castiel says smiling, "then we'll talk and I'll replace your pie."

"OK lead the way, Cas," Dean states beaming as he follows Castiel.

"Cas?"

"Yup, its your new nickname because Castiel is kinda a mouthful," Dean explains cheerfully. Cas shakes his head smiling at his soulmate's words.

They make it to Castiel's apartment quickly. Cas shows Dean to the bathroom grabbing a few towels on the way.

"You can take a shower if you want," Castiel says blushing, "I'm going to go change my shirt. If you need anything just yell."

He heads to his room smiling broadly thinkingWow, I met my soulmate... And before Gabriel too. He changes clothes, returns to the kitchen, starts a pot of coffee, and begins to pull out the ingredients for cherry pie. Castiel chuckles to himself thinkingI'm lucky Gabe has such a sweet tooth and has been begging me to bake some pie... Wait it's Gabe's day off today... His eyes widen comically and he drops the the bag of apples on the counter, and rushes towards Gabriel's room hoping to find his prankster brother there.

Meanwhile Dean gets out of the shower and grabs one of towels to use it to dry off with when he hears the door to bathroom open and a long low whistle. Dean turns to the door to find a short blondish brown haired man leaning against the doorframe evidently checking him out. He automatically covers himself blushing, then glares asking,"Who are you?"

"Shouldn't that be my question, since you're the stranger in my bathroom, sweet cheeks?" Gabriel asks giving the fine looking man a leer.

"Cas!" Dean yells not know how to deal with the short dude who is in Cas' apartment, "There's a weird creepy short dude in your bathroom!"

Gabriel fakes a gasp and a shocked look at Dean's description of him, then yells, "Cassie there's a creepy tall naked man in our bathroom!"

Hearing both his soulmate and brother yelling his name, Cas groans and walks back towards the bathroom. He finds his brother in the doorway of the bathroom and his soulmate with just a towel around his waist. Cas studies his soulmate's chest and notices instead of the traditional words like his mark there is a picture of a pair of wings in great detail furling around what looks to be an apple pie. Gabriel ignoring or not noticing Castiel's study of Dean quickly steps in front of Castiel protectively and asks out of the side of his mouth, "Do you know this weirdo?"

Dean scoffs and says as Castiel opens his mouth to talk," Me?! A weirdo?! You're the weirdo who barges into bathrooms!"

"You're the weirdo in someone else's bathroom showering!" Gabe replies. Castiel laughs amused that they have yet to just ask him about each other. They both look at him surprised, because who laughs in this type of situation.

"Not exactly how I wanted you to meet..."Castiel says awkwardly rubbing his neck, "But Dean this is my brother Gabriel. Gabe this is my soulmate Dean." Both give him sheepish looks in reaction.

Dean chuckles awkwardly, "Err...Nice to meet ya, Gabe."

Gabriel smiles widely back,"Same to you, Dean. I'll be in my room, call me when the pie is done and you wanna tell me how you met each other." Gabriel leaves behind a stunned Dean and a head shaking Castiel in the bathroom.

"How'd he know you're going to make pie?" Dean wonders.

Castiel smiles, "He's probably just assuming that I will be making it today. He does that sometimes. Any way why don't you get dressed, I'll go start the pie, and then we'll sit down and talk about your soul mark."

Dean smiles back, absently touching the intricate design on his chest and states dryly, "Yeah, before some one else decides to see me almost nude."

Castiel chuckles heading off to the kitchen.

Twenty minutes later finds Dean helping Cas by starting on the filling, while Cas worked on the crust.

"As you probably noticed I don't have words for my soul mark, I have a picture or symbols really. The reason I don't have words for my mark is due to my family...err...history I guess you could say. You see every Winchester has always had a picture instead of words. The pictures most times give hints to what their soulmate would be like an in very few instances they will show a kind of representation for both soulmates."

"So yours is the latter form, and I can guess the one to represent me is the wings while yours would be the pie," Castiel replies no too surprised or shocked by the explanation placing the crust in the pie tin.

"Why would you make that assumption?" Dean asks curious.

"Because you were carrying a pie when we ran into each other and your brother, Sam, said that you had went specifically to get pie. Which hints to the fact that you really like pie."

"True," Dean replied pouring the filling into the crust filled pie tin.

"So do you have any theories as for the wings?"

Dean chuckles, "I had always thought that you would be my angel, so far you haven't disappointed."

Castiel smiles and they launch into a conversation learning as much as possible about each other.

AN: So that's the first bit where Cas and Dean meet and the next will be Sam and Gabe meeting. So I hope y'all enjoyed this and I'll appreciate any response in how I can improve my writing. ~Huffy