Title: TBA

A/N: Why? Why? Why did I ever write this? Why?


Snores in the distance

His and what's supposed to be yours

Instead

you're here with me.


Conversations

I'd never've imagined

Red Sox play Yankees,

Errol Flynn,

then

surprisingly

wives.


It is well known

around camp

and probably back home

that fidelity is not

one of

either of us'

strong suites

Yet we stil had something

to discuss.


"Hmmmmmm... Louise doesn't know.... "

You drank yourself into

an honesty stupor.


"About you and Houlihan?"


Your head rolls to the side.

"Nope,

she don't know either."


Giggles.


"What is it that shes don' know?"


"They don't know that my receptionist

is

male."