Canine Alchemist

a Family Guy/Fullmetal Alchemist crossover

by LDEJRuff

"Water: 35 liters, carbon: 20 kilograms, ammonia: 4 liters, lime: 1.5 kilograms, phosphorus: 800 grams, salt: 250 grams, saltpeter: 100 grams, sulfur: 80 grams, fluorine: 7.5 grams, iron: 5 grams, silicon: 3 grams, and trace amounts of fifteen other elements."

When young Edward Elric checked the ingredients and Alphonse, his younger brother, prepared the bowl to put them in, they were just about ready.

"And now, for a little soul data."

With that, both brothers pricked their fingers, and drops of blood poured out from them.

A little later on, they drew a circle and a pentagram on the floor for the preparation.

"That ought to do it," Ed declared. "You ready, Al?"

Al nodded.

"It's okay. Everything's perfect."

Outside their house, a young White Labrador puppy wearing a red collar started whimpering.

"Is something bothering you, B?"

The owner of the voice, another puppy, this time of a different breed, noticed. He looked like a mix between a Pit Bull, a German Shepard and an Italian Greyhound, had champagne tan fur with cream white leading from his nose to his belly, and wore a black collar. He also spoke with a Brooklyn accent.

"Vinny," the White Lab puppy replied. He spoke with an American accent."I have a strange feeling that something terrible is about to happen."

Back inside the Elric house, the boys were ready.

"Let's go for it."

With that, both Ed and Al placed their hands on the rim of the circle, and lights swirled around them.

Ten seconds later, the lights tinted to red, and Ed feared the worst.

Outside, Ed's bloodcurdling scream was heard, getting the two puppies' attention.

"That was Eddie!" Vinny realized.

"Wait a minute, Vinny," the White Lab puppy called.

"But Brian."

"I promised Dad that I'd take care of you! There's no way you're going to the Elric house alone."

After hearing Brian's words, Vinny nodded in agreement.

"Lead the way, big brother."

And with that, Vinny followed Brian to the Elric house. When Brian opened the front door, what he and Vinny saw horrified them.

"Al!" Ed called. "Alphonse!"

All that was left of said brother were his clothing. He was nowhere to be found.

"No. He's gone. Dammit! This wasn't supposed to..." He trailed off into a painful scream. His left leg was taken away from him. "What have I done?"

Just then, he heard a gasping voice, and saw a hand reaching out.

"Mom?"

What he saw that horrified him thenwas a disfigured inhuman creature where the bowl of ingredients were.

"Oh, my God!" Vinny shouted. "Eddie, what did you do?!"

"He committed the alchemical taboo, and paid for it with his own left leg," Brian replied, voice shaking.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ed shouted.

Prologue - The Ultimate Taboo

Alchemy, the state of understanding, deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, it isn't an all-powerful art. It's impossible to create something out of nothing. In order to create something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo; human transmutation is strictly forbidden. Any alchemists who commit this taboo is shown the truth, and gets a certain anatomical part taken away from them as payment. For what is the equal value of a human soul?