The night of the weding changes everything for Papyrus, a 30-year-old skeleton-baratender from las vegas.

One moment, he is discussing chips with his articulate mentor, Undyne; the next, watching with horror as sarcastic people abandon each other.

He knows these people came from london but he can't prove it - at least not without some infinite cigaretts.

The kind, understanding man knows that his melancholic life is over. He acquires some infinite cigaretts and is reborn as the hero who will save the world from sarcastic people.

However, Papyrus finds himself troubled by his melancholic ideals and becomes overwhelmed with moral questions. Will his conscience allow him to do whatever is needed to stop the sarcastic people?