Super SpongeBob Bros.

Episode One: Pizza Delivery

It was closing time at the Smash Burger resturaunt, and Dark Pit was waiting impatiently to go home.

"Hurry up with those chairs, Pit." Dark Pit said. "It's after closing, and I'd like to go...home!"

Pit was cleaning the tables when suddenly, the phone rang. "I got it! I got it! Coming!" Pit exclaimed as he raced for the phone, but Dark Pit beat him to it.

"Hello? Sorry sir, we're closed-" Dark Pit was unable to finish before Mario grabbed the phone from him.

"Hello there, Smash Burger, how can I help you?" Mario asked on the phone. "Pizza?" Dollar signs appeared in Mario's eyes. "Of course we have pizza."

"Uh..Mr. Mario.." Dark Pit began.

"Our delivery angel will bring it right over." Mario finished as he threw the phone away.

"Mr. Mario, we don't serve pizza." Dark Pit said. Mario then took a burger and turned it into a pizza.

"We don't deliver."

"We don't deliver, but you do." Mario replied as he shoved the pizza at Dark Pit.

"Can't you just get Pit to do it?" Dark Pit asked.

"Great idea. Take him with you." Mario said as Pit moved next to Dark Pit with a smile. "That's not what I had in mind!"

(Line Break)

Dark Pit impatiently sat in the car as Pit examined it. "Front end. Check. Intenna. Check. Bumber. Check. Bumper Sticker. Check." Pit uncapped the tire pressure and sucked some of thae air and began to float slightly. "TIRE PRESSURE!" Pit shouted in a very high pitched voice. He then blew the air in Dark Pit's face. "Check." Pit said in his normal voice. "Vehicle inspection complete! We're really making history here, Pittoo!" Pit said excitedly. "That lucky customer, is going to get the first Smash Bros. pizza ever!"

"Good." Dark Pit grumbled. "Then you drive."

"I can't, I'm still in driving school."

"Come on Pit, it's just around the corner."

"Well...yeah, but..."

"Just do what you do in school."

"Well...okay." Pit said nervously. "Wait, don't tell me."

"Back it up."

"Huh?"

"Back it up."

"Right, back it out." Pit said nervously as he tried to start the car.

"Back it up!" Dark Pit yelled. "Okay, okay." Pit said.

"Shift into reverse, Pit!" Dark Pit said.

"Reverse? Oh yeah, reverse." Pit nervously said as he tried to start the car again, but looked at the gear as if it were in Chinese.

"BACK IT UP!" Dark Pit yelled again, which made Pit pull on the backward gear hard. "Backing up!" Pit yelled as the car speed backwards. "Backing up!"

"Give me the wheel, Pit! Give me the wheel!" Dark Pit yelled as he tried to grab hold of the steering wheel.

"Backing up! Backing up!" They then drove over a bumpy area with rocks and the car started spinning out of control.

(Line Break)

The next morning, the car was still backing up into a desert. "Backing up. Backing up. Backing up. Backing up." The car suddenly stopped with no fuel left. "Backing up."

"Well, you backed up." Dark Pit said. "And you know what, I think we're out of gas." He said as he pointed at the gas monitor in which the needle was pointed towards the empty sign. "And you know what else?" Dark Pit said as he stepped out of the car. "We're in the middle of nowhere!"

"And you know what else else?" Pit added. "I think the pizza's getting cold."

"And the pizza's cold! Oh, the pizza's cold. Not the pizza! Oh, how can it get any worse?" Dark Pit kicked the car, causing the engine to start up again and it began driving away, leaving the two angels stranded.

"Well, we can still deliver it on foot."

(Line Break)

The two angels began to walk along the road. Dark Pit was constantly complaining about his feet hurting while Pit bagan to sing.

"The Super Smash Pizza, is the pizza, for you and me. The Super Smash Pizza, is the pizza..."

"...And my feet are killing me." Dark Pit grumbled as he suddenly tripped over Pit, who was lying on the ground. "Pit-stain, what are you doing?"

"It's an old pioneer trick." Pit explained as he rubbed the ground. "I saw it in a movie once."

"Pit, this is no time for-"

"Shh! It's working."

"What is it?"

"Truck! Sixteen wheels!" Pit pointed to the road where a truck with sixteen wheels was approaching. "Now I can show you how the pioneers hitchiked." Pit walked to the middle of the road, wearing an oversized hat, and began doing a weird dance while Dark Pit was rattling spoons.

"Crashin' frashin' breakdancers!" The truck driver yelled as he honked his horn.

"He's stopping! He's stopping!" Dark Pit realized that Pit wasn't stopping and the truck approached closer. Dark Pit grabbed Pit out of the way just as the was about to run him over.

(Line Break)

The two angels continued to walk through the desert, where a strong wind was blowing. Pit continued his pizza song. "The Super Smash pizza, is the pizza, for you and me. The Super Smash pizza, is the pizza, free delivery. The Super Smash pizza, is the pizza, very ta-asty." Pit was suddenly blown away from the intense wind.

"Will you let go of that stupid pizza already?" Dark Pit growled.

"I can't, it's for the customer."

"Who cares about the customer?"

"I do!"

"Well, I don't!"

Everything suddenly stopped and Pit gasped. "Pittoo!" The wind started up again.

"Let go of the pizza!"

"No!" Pit ran over Dark Pit, causing him to trip.

"Ow. Pit!" Dark Pit grabbed Pit's legs. "Let go of the pizza!"

"No! It's for the customer!"

"Pit!" Dark Pit saw that they were approaching a tornado. "Let go of the pizza!"

"Nooo!"

"Pit!" Dark Pit looked down and saw that they were being lifted by the tornado. "Hang on to the pizza!" The tornado then spit them both out and they both screamed as they both fell towards the earth. Luckily, Pit was able to use the pizza as a parachute, but Dark Pit landed hard on the ground. "Hey! Hey! Where's the road?" Dark Pit looked around and saw that there was nothing but desert. "Where's the road? We're doomed!" Dark Pit began to panic. "How are we gonna get home, which way do we go? What are we gonna do now, there's no road here!"

Pit landed and looked at a nearby rock. "I think town's this way."

"Oh, don't tell me Jethro. The pioneers?"

"That's right." Pit said. "Moss always points to civilization."

"That way? That way there?" Dark Pit asked. Pit nodded. "So let me get this straight, you think that we should go that way?"

"Yep."

"Well then I'm going this way." Dark Pit said as he began to walk the other way.

"Huh? Pittoo, wait! I don't think..."

"Trust me, I know where I'm going." In the other direction there was a city. The two angels continued to walk as Pit continued his pizza song once again.

"The Super Smash pizza, is the pizza absolutivally."

Later

"SUPER SMAYAYAYAYAYAYASH, PIZZA IS THE PIZZA, YEAH, FOR YOU AND...MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

(Line Break)

Some time later, the two angels began to feel exhausted from walking. They then were both lying face down on the ground, exhausted from the heat.

"Pit, we've got to eat something."

Pit pulled out a stick from the ground. "I heard in times of hardship, the pioneers would eat sticks." Dark Pit grabbed the stick from Pit and ate it. "No, maybe it wasn't sticks." Dark Pit began to spit out the pieces of the stick. "Maybe it was sand, no, no, mud."

"Give me the pizza!"

"Wait, I remember now, it was sticks!"

"Give it to me!"

"No! We promised it was for the customer."

"You're right. It's for the customer." Dark Pit grinned with his signature Dark Pit grin.

"Yeah..."

"Maybe we better check on it, make sure it's okay."

"Well..."

"Just a peek."

"Okay, it's fine."

"No! I think I saw something!" They opened the pizza box. "Nope, I was wrong, looks okay. Sure is a fine looking pizza."

"Yeah."

"What's that, is that the cheese?" Dark Pit said smugly.

"Yeah."

"And the pepperoni?"

Pit's mouth watered. "Yeah..."

"Oh, looks good huh?"

"Wait a second!" Pit said, snapping out of his trance. "I know what you're trying to do, Pittoo! I'm not letting you eat the pizza!"

"Give me that pizza!"

"No!

"Don't make me take it away from you!"

"Get away!" Pit began to run away with the pizza.

"Come back here, Pit. Give me the pizza!" Dark Pit began to chase after Pit.

"No!"

"Pit!"

"No!"

"Pit!"

"No!" Pit yelled as he continued to run. Dark Pit stopped running, panting from exhaustion. "No! No!' Pit then ran right into Dark Pit.

"I want that pizza, and you're gonna hand it over one way or another!"

"Look! We're saved!"

"Sure, we're saved. NOW GIVE ME SOME PIZZA!"

"No, really Pittoo! We're saved! We're saved! We're saved!"

"Will you cut that out!"

"Saved, saved, saved, saved! Saved, saved! Saved, saved! Saved, saved, saved, saved, saved, saved! Saved, saved, saved, saved, saved, saved! Saved, saved, saved, saved, saved, saved! Yeah, we are saved!" Pit sang.

"That's just a stupid boulder."

"It's not just a boulder." Pit sniffed. "It's a rock! A rock! A rock! It's a big, beautiful, old, rock! Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles, and it's in great shape!"

"Will you forget the stupid pioneers?!" Dark Pit yelled as he pounded his fist into his palm. "Haven't you ever noticed that there are none of them left? That's because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate sticks, and took directions from fungi! And now you're telling me, they thought they could drive..." Pit ran him over with the rock. "...Rocks? Hold on there, Jethro!"

(Line Break)

The two angels finally arrived at the customer's house. "I can't wait to see the look on our customer's face!" Pit said as he jump of the rock and approached the door. He rang the doorbell, looked back and gave a thumbs up as the door opened.

"Yeah?" The customer, King Dedede asked.

"Congratulations sir, your Smash Burger pizza is here!" Pit said triumphantly as he handed King Dedede the pizza.

"Wow, thanks! I've been dying for one of these I-" King Dedede paused for a second. "Where's my drink?"

"What drink?" Pit asked, slightly confused.

"My drink? My Dr. Pepper? Don't tell me you forgot my drink!"

Pit checked through the order. "But, you didn't order any..."

"How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?!" King Dedede yelled. "But...but..." Pit's lips quivered, and tears formed in his eyes. "Didn't you ever once think of the customer?!" King Dedede threw the pizza back at Pit. "You call yourself a delivery boy?! WELL I AIN'T BUYING!" King Dedede yelled as he slammed the door in Pit's face.

Pit walked over to Dark Pit, holding the pizza with a fake smile. "Pit?" Dark Pit asked with concern. "Pit? It's okay. Pit?" Pit dropped the pizza and collapsed to the floor and started to sob. Dark Pit quickly went from concerned to andgry as he grabbed the pizza, walked over to the door and pounded on it.

"Another one?" King Dedede asked in anger. "Look, I told your little friend I ain't paying for that!"

"Well this one's on the HOUSE!" Dark Pit yelled as he slammed the pizza in King Dedede's face.

"Did he change his mind?"

"He sure did." Dark Pit smiled. "Ate the whole thing in one bite."

"No drink?"

"Naw. Now, take me home."

"Are you kidding?" Pit said, now happy again. "We have just enough time to make it back to work!" He backed up and the rock and it turns out that the customer's house was right next to the Smash Burger.

"Work? Oh, my aching feet."