I'm finally back! Sorry for the really long wait, my laptop had broken down and it took ages to fix, thank you for all the reviews and hope you enjoy this chapter (3000 words, pff, that may be the longest chapter... maybe)

Anyway, hope you enjoy

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Chapter 11: The Liar with the long nose

"Oi Luffy, we're nearing an island!" yelled Zoro to his captain who was sitting on the giant figurehead that was shaped like an elephant

"Ooh, really, Nami, do you know what island it is?" asked Luffy

"Yeah, it's..." said Nami

Elsewhere

"PIRATES ARE COMING!" yelled a loud voice that boomed through a small village, "PIRATES, RUN IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!" the voice yelled again as a strangely dressed man with a long nose ran by with a smile on his face

"That is it! We've had enough of your lies, get back here!" yelled a villager as a large crowd started chasing the long nosed boy

Back with Luffy

"We're nearing the island" said Nami

"Finally, I can't wait to stretch out my tails" said Luffy with a grin as she jumped onto the figurehead which was a giant lion (Don't be confused, the lion figureheads mane in this one is like a normal lion whilst the Sunny resembles a star)

"Did I hear you say we're near the island" Yawned Zoro as he arose from his nap

"Yep, we're almost there" said Luffy as she hung upside from the mast with one of her tails

Later

"Finally!" yelled Luffy as she jumped onto the sand of the beach

"Halt Pirates!" yelled a voice, causing the trio to look and see a figure standing ontop of a cliff with a couple of flags behind him

"Leave now! Or I will unleash all ten thousand of my men on you!" said the long nosed figure

Luffy grew a sadistic smirk, "Oh really..." she said as Zoro and Nami sweatdropped, "Come on... I'm waiting" she placed her hand on her sword as Zoro followed suit

"Okay! I give up, do what you must" said the long nosed boy as he got on his knees, but was surprised when he heard laughing

"I've got a nose for these kinds of things, there were only three back there!" said Luffy with a grin as she walked over to the slumped over boy

"... Do what you must!" he said

"We're not gonna hurt 'ya you know, you're Yassop's son, aren't 'ya" said Luffy with a grin as she looked at the boy whose eyes were wide

"Y-You know my father?" said the boy

"Yeah, a part of Red Haired Shanks' crew... when I was a kid he wouldn't stop blabbering about you" she said with nostalgia in her voice

"Really?! Why don't we take this to the village, I know a restaurant where we can talk" said Ussop as he led the small pirate crew to the village where they took a table at a restaurant

"So what brings you here anyway?" asked Ussop

"Well, there is two reasons, one, we were hoping to be able to acquire a ship, a proper one, that wasn't stolen by a bunch of clowns, and two, I wanted to recruit you" said Luffy with a grin as she watched Ussop's eyes widen

'They want me on their crew?!' thought Ussop as he grew a smile, "Do I get to be captain"

"The only person I'm willing to follow is Luffy here" said Zoro with a shrug, "No offense"

"None taken" said Ussop with his shoulders slouched

"Don't worry Ussop, you could be a division commander" suggested Luffy, "That is once we get enough people"

"Okay... I accept" said Ussop with a grin, that was until he noticed the time, "Oh, I've got to go, see 'ya later" he said as he ran off into the distance

"Why didn't you tell us you already knew about him" asked Nami

"I like to be an enigma, it confuses the hell out of people, but I just love it" said Luffy simply, causing Zoro and Nami to sigh

"Anyway, it's about time I teach you about ha-" started Luffy before she was interrupted

"What did you do to our captain?!" yelled three kids as they looked at Luffy who had a chicken bone still in her mouth, and a nasty grin which caused Nami to facepalm at what might come next

"That was a delicious meal, ain't that right Zoro" said Luffy as she gave Zoro a sign of continuing

"Yeah, nothing like the taste of a sniper" said Zoro as he took a large bite out of a chicken leg

"Aghhhh! Cannibal!" they yelled while pointing at Nami

"Oi!" Yelled Nami, causing Luffy and Zoro to brust out laughing

Later

"So you're not cannibals?" asked one of the three boys

"Nah, we were just pulling your leg" said Luffy with a laugh

(A.N. I'm not sure what the name's of the kids are, so I will just be referring them as 'the kids')

"Oh... do you know where captain went?" asked one of the kids

"Yeah, he went that way from what I can tell" said Luffy

"How do you know?" asked Nami, but soon felt dumb after Luffy pointed to her nose

"Anyway, why don't we go and find Ussop" said Luffy

"Alright" said the trio of kids as the six of them left the restaurant and started heading up a hill towards a mansion

"So, let me get this straight, Ussop comes here every day, same time, to tell a rich girl made up stories to make her feel better?" asked Luffy

"Seems our next crewmate has himself a girlfriend" said Zoro with a smug grin

"Oooh, Thatch will be proud" said Luffy with a maniac-like grin on her face

"Thatch?" asked Nami

"Just a guy who helped me train, I'll tell you more about him later if you want" said Luffy

"So this is the mansion" said Zoro as he looked at the giant house in front of the six

"How are we going to get in" asked Nami

"Shishishi, I got this" chuckled Luffy as she grew three tails, "All aboard"

The five were cautious, but got on, with Zoro and Nami holding one tail whilst the kids held one tail, "Alright, hold on tight" said Luffy as she used her spare tail to lift herself and the others over the fence

The kids were screaming, and Nami was close to it as well, "Be quiet, we don't want to drag too much attention to ourselves" said Luffy as she bonked all of the kids on the heads, causing them to shut up immediately

"Luffy?!" said a sudden voice, causing the six to look up

"Oh, there you are" said Luffy as she saw Ussop sitting up on a tree as a girl with light blonde hair looked out a window of the house

"Who're you?" asked the girl

"Ahh, you must be the owner of this wonderful home, my name is Monkey D. Luffy, the future Queen Of The Pirates, what might your name be?" asked Luffy as she did a mock bow which made Zoro and Nami sweatdrop

"I never knew Luffy could be so formal" said Nami

"I know... it's kinda creepy" said Zoro

"You know I can hear you, right?" asked Luffy

"Yes, we know that" said Nami and Zoro simultaneously

"I'm Kaya, what brings you here?" she asked politely

"Well, I was wondering if you could help us... you see, we are in need of a ship, and here seems to be the most likely place to have one, so if you do have one, we would be delighted if we could buy it from you" said Luffy

"STOP DISTURBING THE YOUNG MISTRESS!" yelled a voice behind them, they all turned around and saw a man in a black suit as he adjusts his glasses with the palm on his hand, which seemed weirdly suspicious to Luffy

"Who are you?" asked Luffy

"Klahadore, it's alright, they can stay" said Kaya

"No! These ruffians should be swiftly escorted out of here, believe me... it is for your own safety" said the now revealed Klahadore

"Might I interject, I believe your job is her butler, am I correct?" asked Luffy, who received a firm nod from the man, "A butlers job isn't advising their master, you say to be her servant, when really, she is taking orders from you, as a butler you get rules, and you must follow them... obediently" releasing some Killing intent on the last word

"That may be true, but I believe what I am doing is to protect Miss Kaya, so get off this property, or do I have to call the NAVY?" said Klahadore

Luffy smirked, "No... we'll be off now" she said as she started walking away with a smirk on her face

(A.N. I know I'm doing it again, but you know the rest, I am skipping to the battle at the port)

"Here they come" said Luffy as she and her crew watched as about fifty men ran at them, "Stay back... I think it's about time I show you what haki is"

She then walked over towards the mob of men, "First up, Observation Haki, the ability to sense others presence" she said as she closed her eyes as a man swung a sword at her, which she elegantly dodged, and another proceeding to shoot her, but she dodged by moving her head just a little

"The next, Armament Haki, think of it as an invisible armour, allowing the user to bypass devil fruit abilities and increase strength and defence" she said as she coated her arm in a metallic black armour and punched one of the pirates, causing them to go flying back

"The last, only one out of a million have, the ability to overpower people with sheer will force" said Luffy with a smirk as she looked up and a wave of energy passed through the air, time froze for a second as man after man, the pirates all seemed to collapse into unconsciousness

Zoro, Nami and Ussop's eyes widened, she just knocked them all out with one look, "How strong is she?" asked Ussop

"I dunno, but I wouldn't be too surprised if she can do more than that" said Zoro with a grin

Nami stayed quiet, lost in thought, 'Could she de-... no, no one is that strong' she thought with a frown, but her eyes still wide

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?" yelled a loud voice

Luffy and the gang, yes I did just type that, turned around and saw the apparent 'Klahadore'

"Ah... it's you" said Luffy with a smirk

"Don't go any further, I won't let you touch Captain Kuro" said the hypnotist

"So you stayed conscious against my Haki, that's a surprise, didn't think anyone strong enough to do that" said Luffy with a smirk as the hypnotist threw his blade disk at Luffy, but it stopped, revealing Zoro who blocked it with his sword

"If you want to go for the captain, you'll have to beat me first" said Zoro

'Darn it, I didn't want to have to fight Roronoa Zoro out here... wait, there's still... them' thought Jango with a smirk as he called out, "Meowban brothers, get out here"

"Aye sir!" they yelled as they jumped off of the ship

"Kill him!" he yelled as he pointed at Zoro, "While I help Captain Kuro"

The Meowban brothers immediately started sweating, "B-But sir, h-he's w-way too strong f-for us to h-handle" Sham said as they carefully walked closer towards them all

"Yeah, h-he's way too strong" agreed Buchi

"Whatever you cowards, just get him" said Jango

"... Yes sir!" they said mischievously as they disappeared in a flash and appeared behind Zoro, Zoro reached for his swords, but found the only one left was the one he used to block Jango's disk

"Zoro!... I may not like it too much, but here, catch" said Luffy as she passed Zoro her sword, "Handle it with care"

Zoro looked at the curved blade in awe, it was the most beautiful blade he had ever seen, before he grinned, "Yes Ma'am"

Roronoa Zoro Vs Meowban Brothers

"Come and get me" said Zoro as he held both his and his captains sword in his hands, the Meowban brothers smirked as the Meowban brothers creeped towards him slowly

"Even with two swords, you're no match for us" said Sham with a meniacle grin as they launched themselves at Zoro with their claws ready

Zoro was luckily quick enough to block the two strikes, but the strength behind each attack was making him slide on his feet

Ussop spotted this, "Oh no... he's in trouble" He said as he readied his green slingshot with a marble, "Namaiiboshi"

He released the marble and it went flying, and hit Zoro in the back, Ussop's eyes widened in surprise, "you idiot you hit Zoro!" yelled Nami

"Ussop you idiot, do you want to be killed!?" yelled Zoro from his spot with his back aching

'He blocked the attack so I wouldn't be targeted' realised Ussop, if he had hit one of the brothers, then he would have been targeted and likely killed where he stood

The Meowban brothers saw when Zoro shouted as an opportunity and swiped at his chest, blood spraying everywhere

"ZORO!" yelled Nami with wide eyes as she saw him get slashed

"N-Now's not the time for him to be worried about us" Ussop mumbled to himself

"I-I can get his katanas, if he can get those, then he can win" said Nami as she slid down the slope and made a run for the katanas, Jango was standing just next to the katanas and swung his blade ring (A.N. Not too sure but is it called a Chakran) slicing Nami's back

Or that's what he hoped, before he could hit flesh a shadow-like substance appeared on Nami's back and a black hand grabbed his hand

Luffy jumped out of the shadow, "H-How are you here, you're over there fighting Captain Kuro!" yelled Jango

"Oh really, do you see a shadow anywhere on me?" questioned Luffy with a smirk

Jango looked towards her feet and grew wide eyed as he saw no shadow, "H-How is that possible, an illusion?"

He was proved wrong though as she disappeared into the ground and jumped out from under him in an instant, punching him up the chin in an uppercut

"Oh I'm solid alright" said Luffy as she cracked her knuckles and looked back to Nami, "Nami get Zoro his swords"

"A-Aye" she said as she grabbed the two swords, "Oi Zoro" she threw them at him

Zoro noticed them 'What, how am I supposed to fight with four swords!?' he thought

He caught both anyway, and jumped back away from the Meowban brothers who had to catch their breath, "Well, time to try something new" he said as he placed both swords in his mouth, one with the blade pointing left while the other right

"Shitoryuu" he said as the Meowban brothers gulped when he started running towards them with a smirk "Tora... Hunting Prey!" as the swords slashed through the two brothers, blood spluttered everywhere

"God, remind me never to do that again" said Zoro as he began massaging his jaw from the strain of carrying two swords with his mouth

Monkey D. Luffy vs Kuro

"You should give up now, you have no chance against me, go home and quit playing pirate" said Kuro with a glare as he adjusted his glasses

"Playing pirate, huh..." said Luffy with a crazed grin on her face as three tails sprouted from her back

"Ah, so you've eaten a devil fruit, but three extra limbs aren't going to increase your chances of survival, which happens to be zero" he said as he rushed forward with great speed that you couldn't find from anyone in the East Blue, at least any normal person

He slashed his clawed gloves at Luffy as she stood there grinning maniacally

As Kuro was about to rid Luffy of her stomach, she grabbed both hands and flipped him over her shoulder in one swift movement, grinning all the way through, before kicking him into the cliff

What resulted was a heavily bleeding Kuro and a still grinning Luffy, with one walking towards the other

Kuro braced for the next attack, but noticed it never came, he opened his eyes and could see an outstretched hand and a large smile

"Wh-What are you doing" asked Kuro, "Go ahead and kill me, I am clearly outmatched"

"Good to know you know when you're going to lose, I can admire that, but what I admire more is when you fight even harder when you're outmatched" said Luffy as she kept her hand out

"What are you talking about, put your hand down, unless you're going to kill me" said Kuro

"No, I've got a better idea..." said Luffy, loud enough for everyone to hear and Kuro's crew (Those that are conscious) went wide eyed at their captains state, "Join me"

"... Join you? On what, do you need someone to give you a foot rub" said Kuro

"Not quite... though I would appreciate it... join my crew on our journey to find the One Piece" yelled Luffy with a grin as Kuro's eyes widened

"Why... Why would you want me?" asked Kuro with his head down

"'Cause deep down, I know you really care about Kaya" said Luffy

"... Alright, I accept" Said Kuro

Hope you all enjoyed the chapter, again, sorry for the wait... Please review and favorite if you could, I don't mind criticism, it may help me improve with ideas for the future