So here we are. This teaser was love by many and won the poll by a wide number of votes. It is much easier with how much fun Wolf and I had with this. We even have five chapters done and our own twist to certain characters or chapters. They will not all be up right way but I will update this when I feel the time is right.
Also fair warning; I am not an expert of writing accents and neither is my partner. So Grim's accent might not be on pair with how it should be. We are trying our best so go easy on us and hope I do not offend anyone with the same accents. It is not as easy as it looks. But enough of that. So enough of that and enjoy the mayhem that comes with Grim and the others.
Disclaimer; I do not own The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy and everything from it nor do I own Kim Possible. Though I shall admit that would be cool to own either one.
The Grim Adventures of Kim and Ron
~Chapter One: Meet the Pet Reaper~
Drakken cackled as he keyed in the code for his latest scheme. At the moment his henchmen and Shego you facing Kim Possible and the one boy whose name he keeps forgetting, and stalling for time. Well to be accurate Kim and Shego were fighting while the sidekick was running around his henchmen and sometimes hitting them. But even if Kim Possible was here he knew she would not stop him this time. He finishes the code and laughed loudly, "Too late Kim Possible! The countdown has started and soon my satellite will lunch and then I will control all communication through the entire world! No one will be able to send or receive any information without giving in to my demands."
Kim looked up at Drakken on the highest platform, "Ron we have to hurry up!"
"I'm trying KP!" Ron said ducking through the legs of a henchmen.
Kim tried to go to back him up but Shego got in the way. "Not today Kimmie!"
Kim was force to back flip away to avoid Shego's swipe with her powers flaring. Drakken cackled again before fire appear. Not a fire starting or something bursting into flames but a small pillar of fire appearing of the steel floor with no signs or explanation of why it happened. The fire burned before a shadowy figure could be seen in the flames. Then a voice echoed around the room, making some of the henchmen look around while Kim, Ron, Shego and Drakken kept their eyes focus on the flames. "For whom does the bell toll? It tolls for thee!"
The fires parted and a figured showed himself. It was a tall cloak wearing skeleton with red insides. His skull with the long jaw and square chin was visible as were his bony hands. He was holding a simple scythe on a black staff. Everything else was covered in the black cloak that stretched down before thinning at the waist almost cartoonish before it drapes at the feet completely covering them. Drakken shivered at the imposing figure while Shego got ready in case she had to attack it. "Wh-who are you?"
"Me?" the figure asked in a Jamaican accent while pressing a hand to his chest "I am the Grim Reaper."
"The Grim Reaper?" Shego asked stiffening up, "As in the guy that reaps the souls of the death."
"Ah I see you know of me work," the reaper stated and you can see the smirk on his skull.
Drakken blinked trying to process this before he grinned widely and started laughing again, "Yes victory is mine!" he turned towards Kim and Ron, who was just standing them with looks Drakken as not really understanding, and pointed at them "You lose Kim Possible! The Grim Reaper himself is here to show you of my victory. Now you shall fall too…"
"Hey Grim," Kim interrupted simply with a wave to the reaper.
The newly dubbed Grim blinked and seem to noticed Kim and Ron for the first time since he arrived, "Oh, hey Kim. Hey Ron" he replied with a small wave back. "What are ya two doin' here?"
"Wha?" Drakken asked with his face falling.
Shego gapped at Kim before she cried out, "You know him?"
"He's our best friend forever," Ron explained with a shrug, "Long story."
Shego blinked before she muttered, "That would explain oh so much."
Drakken was trying to process this, "If he's not here for Kim Possible or her sidekick then he's here for…" he screamed like a little girl and tried to back away but bumped into his computer unknowingly aborting the launch. "No! I can't die today! I have yet to rule the world!"
"Get a grip man!" Grim cried out before he slapped Drakken a few time, "Ya're not dying today!"
"I'm not?" Drakken asked both relieved and confused.
"No, you sniveling ninny" Grim stated backing away before reaching into his robe and pulled out a list "I'm here for a Beatrix."
"Who?" Drakken asked not seeing one of his henchmen pale and starting to back away. A few second later said henchman starting running, screaming all the way before he tripped on a wire and fell over a railing into the darkness below. Everyone was quite looking at the spot where he fell before Ron said with a finger up, "I think that was him."
"What a way to go" Shego said as they really didn't want to look at the blood splattered body that was on the ground.
"I'm okay" Beatrix said, before noticing that now he was a ghost looking at his dead body, "never mind."
"Just stay down dere man, and I'll be down to reap your immortal soul." Grim said before he started looking for a way to bring the deceased henchman to the next life.
"Hey, was he supposed to die like that, or did you scare him into dying early?" Ron had to ask as he looked down at the guy. Grim just shook his head a bit as he kept heading down.
"He was supposed to have a heart-attack from too many grande sized nacos and super Nasty Burgers." Grim answered and Ron nodded.
"Kim, remind me to cut back on the nacos, even if they are delicious."
"Sure thing, and Drakken pretty much aborted his plan when Grim scared him half to death. So, how about we just go home." Kim suggested, and it really wasn't the right time to fight or argue about anything. Grim showing up kind of killed the mood for any form of fighting to take place.
"I was not scared."
"Tell that to your pants." Ron commented on Drakken's defense of his cowardice, even if Kim was right.
Shego glance from the reaper moving down the stairs to the dead henchmen to the two heroes leaving. Drakken made himself scarce no doubt feeling great shame and she didn't want to deal
With him at the moment. Not to mention she had one burning question she needed to know. She ran up and caught up to the two. "Okay Kimmie," she stated causing the two to pause, "this is going to bug me until I know so I just have to ask…. how?"
"How what?" Kim asked with a raised brow.
Shego gave her a bewildered look before her hand shot up pointing to the spot Grim was at a few minutes ago, "How the hell did you get the fucking grim reaper as your best friend. You three know each other's name. He didn't deny when your sidekick here stated he was your best friend. So I have to know it how?"
Kim rubbed the back of her head, "Well…. it's kinda hard to explain."
"What it can't be that hard," Shego said rolling her eyes, "What you beat him in a game of poker or something?"
"Actually it was more along the lines of Lim-Ow!" Ron started to say before Kim jabbed his side with her elbow.
Shego just stared, "Seriously? What? I don't believe it."
Kim just shrugged, "No big."
"Girl you have Death as your friend" Shego added trying to get the girl to understand, "It's no wonder you two haven't died yet."
"Technically he's not the reason we haven't died," Kim explain. "He does stuff for us and he listens to us but even we have to die sooner or later. Heck I even asked to see what our hourglasses look like."
Ron however pointed out "Mom always says that we own him."
Shego's eyebrow twitched, "So you two can still die? No having him make sure you two are immortal?"
"Nope." "Not really."
Shego just threw her hands in the air "Unbelievable. I'm out of here before you two make me insane."
As Shego left Grim moved pass her, his work finish. He took a glance at Shego leaving and muttered, "What's her problem?"
"Just her wrapping her head around seeing you for the first time when it's not their time to die," Kim explain and it made sense. "I'm surprised she didn't try to set you on fire."
Grim scowled, "Well at least you two didn't give her any ideas. I prefer not to be burning again." Here Grim added a glare to Ron.
Ron himself notice and held his hands up, "hey, it was an accident. Besides I tried to help put it out."
"Ya made it worst!" Grim cried out recalling how Ron tried to put the fire on his robes out but what he thought was water but was really the rocket fuel James Possible was working on.
Kim however was glancing at her watch and notice something, "Hey Grim, you think you can take us back to school? I can make it back in time for cheer practice."
Grim stopped glaring at Ron with a huff before muttering, "Whatever." He swings his scythe and opened a swirling green portal. The three walked through the portal before it closed leaving an empty space behind it.
(scene change)
In the main gym at Middleton High school Bonnie was beaming, "Well Since Kim won't be here for to run practice as vice-captain I will run it today. I have a new routine we can work on that will work better without Kim's input."
"Shouldn't we wait for her before making a new routine?" Hope asked with a raised brow.
Jessica giggled, "She'll no doubt get mad and get up in Bonnie's face which will lead to trouble. Sounds like fun."
Before anyone else can say anything a green portal opened up and Kim walked out followed by Ron and Grim. "Sorry to hold everything up girls," Kim said with a grin before turning back to the reaper "Thanks for the shortcut Grim."
Grim just shrug, "now if you excuse me, I need to see Barkin."
"What? He's dying too?" Ron asked surprised to hear about Barkin.
"Nah," Grim stated with a wave "I ran into him a few times in my line of work and him in the army. I'm determined to get that dip recipe this time."
Kim just shook her head as Grim left before turning back to the girls. "So did I miss anything?"
Always one to cause a bit of chaos Jessica answered "Bonnie was about to run the practice and make a new routine without you."
Kim then glared at Bonnie and got her in face, "What was that about a new routine without me?"
"So, you were late, and I care about this team more than you. I can give 150% while you can only give a mere 75%." Bonnie said as she looked at her nails while making her argument. Jessica was just enjoying the chaos about to unfold.
"I give more than your flawed calculations Bonnie! I give 200% about this team!" Kim said with a glare and Ron was just moving towards Tara and Jessica, silently smiling at the opportunity to make some money off of this. His mother really rubbed off on him some times.
"So, Tara, Jessica, care to make any bets on what'll happen next?" Ron asked, as he knew the house always wins, and he was going to be the house.
"I'm going to try and get them to calm down. We're team support, cheer squad and mascot included, and we should be friends, not at each other's throats." Tara then tried to break the two fighting girls as it was starting to escalate.
"She's not going to break them apart just yet." Jessica said as she knew chaos better than those two, "It'll end in some sort of competition."
Ron glanced at Tara as she was going back and forth between Kim and Bonnie trying to get them to stop fighting. He noticed small signs that none of the others have notice. He saw how Bonnie's eyes flash for a second in her anger and how Kim body tensed slightly. Not enough like she was going to throw herself into a battle like on a mission but enough to move at a moment's notice. He saw that Tara was at the end of her wit going back and forth, her hands waving rapidly before her lip quivers slightly. He then noticed the slight movement behind Tara's back. Ron smiled at Jessica, "I say all three of them are about to explode."
"Oooh, even better" Jessica said with a grin. "You're on."
"As vice-captain I have a right to add routines," Bonnie said crossing her arms. "It was part of the deal."
"A deal you made because you were unable to handle the full captain position for more than a week," Kim reminded her. "And that only matters in the case I can't be here. And I was here so it is not needed."
"You would never have gotten back in time and you know it," Bonnie pointed out. "If you can't even admit your short comings then you don't deserve to lead."
Kim scowled "Oh go find a cross road and stay there."
Bonnie growled her eyes flashing, "You bitch!"
"Stop it!" Tara cried suddenly getting them to stop. But it wasn't her cry but the two black tentacles that sprouted from her back and wrapped around the two girls and held them in the air. "We are supposed to be friends. We just can't fight like this; it will tear us apart."
"You win," Jessica stated though she didn't look disappointed.
"Alright Tara we'll stop," Kim explained with a deadpan look, "now put away the tentacles."
"Yeah I'm not in the mood for hentai jokes," Bonnie added with a huff.
Tara glanced at them and saw they made no effort to fight each other before she placed them on the ground and pulled her tentacles back and they disappeared into her body. Tara beamed happily and pulled the two into a three-way hug with her normal arms. "See how better it is when we don't fight."
"Yeah...better." Bonnie said as she and Kim were feeling awkward from the hug, and the fact that they were briefly held by tentacles with the rest of the team watching, as if this was a normal thing.
"So, are you two done being kids, or can you ladies get on with practice so I can start making my cues as Middleton Mad Dog?" Ron did take being the school mascot seriously, even if everyone else thought he was a joke.
"Yeah, we can start practice now." Kim said, and the girls were just ready to get going, "and because I was late, I'll let Bonnie try her routine, in case I'm unable to show up to any game."
"See, we should all get along." Tara added as Bonnie was happy that Kim admitted she might not be able to come, and she got to try her routine which is a plus.
Ron could only shake his head as the rest of the girls gathered back around to learn the new routine. He found it funny how much some of the girls have come. A year ago they would have freaked out at the appearance of the Grim Reaper as well as Tara's tentacles. He remembered when Tara accidently revealed them Hope's face became all red and she shook slightly, though if it was from fear or excitement he wasn't sure. The girls grew more use to the crazy and super natural that came with almost half their members being connected to them. Maybe they were just going crazy from all of this but that was fine with him. He grabbed his Mad Dog mask and got ready to show his move to go along with the routine.
(scene change)
When Kim and Ron arrived back at Kim's house after school they found Grim sitting in the kitchen reading the paper with Kim's father James Possible doing the same next to him. "hey Grim," Kim greeted "Did you get that dip recipe from Mr. Barkin?"
Grim scowled at this. "The man is still tight lip on it. But sooner or later I'll break him."
"Well from what I heard about Barkin that man is willing to take secrets to the grave with him" James pointed out with a grin.
Grim huff, "Please I'll take him to the grave. He won't be able to keep it from me forever."
"Really Grim?" a stern female voice asked, getting their attention to the woman who walked in with Anne Possible, "You can't get an information from an old army vet turned teacher? Do I have to do everything?"
"I don't need your help Mandy!" Grim cried to the woman.
Mandy is a tall woman with long blonde hair a lean face and cold yet wicked eyes. She looked like she was a woman who never smiles or show much other emotion. Still Kim will admit she looks up to Mandy as a little girl seeing her as a strong role model that wouldn't back down from what she wanted. Mandy, herself ignored Grim and noticed the two teens "You're home early. I thought you two wouldn't be able to make it home until tonight."
"Grim came by working and gave us a ride back to school," Ron explained.
Mandy nodded "Good to hear the lazy bones actually do some work."
Grim scowled, "Why don't you just let them travel the world like they normally do without dragging me into it?"
"Because I own you," Mandy reminded him before pointing to the two teens, "And so do they."
Grim mumbled to himself "When I agreed to be your best friend forever along with Billy I never thought that would extend to your son and his best friend."
"Only the best for them," Mandy stated not at all concern for Grim's mood about the matter "But you'll have to do."
Grim scowled but turn back to his paper. He would never admit it aloud to Mandy but he like Ron and Kim better than he did Billy and Mandy. At least they didn't completely abuse him like they did though he feared the day when Mandy fully corrupts the two of them. He knew Mandy was training Ron to surpass her and no doubt take over the underworld with Kim as his right hand. Still if they do he would still follow them as again he liked those two better.
And here we have it. The first chapter of the new series and I hope it lived up to people's expectations. And Yes that is really Mandy and is really Ron's mother. A little trust that was Wolf's idea and we made it work I hope. She will be mostly her normal self but is a role model and teacher to Kim and Ron. She has been training Ron to be the one to take over the underworld as the Overlord and Kim as either his queen or right hand. As for Billy he is around and more details later but let me make it clear he will appear and be part of the story but not for a little while at least.
So was it good enough? Did you enjoy the dark humor mix into Kim Possible? How about the few Easter eggs about a few other characters? More will be revealed so for now be kind and leave a review. Any flames will be sent to Mandy and you would not want her reply to them.