Agents of Ash

By ShadyGotham

Chapter 1 Ash vs Evil

Deep within a dark forest lie a small clearing. In the clearing there was a pentagram carved into the earth. Six cloaked figures stood around the pentagram, chanting in an unknown language. In the middle of the Pentagram there was a 20 year old woman lying on the ground begging for help. She only wore her bra and panties and had cuts all over her arms and legs. The cloaked figures began to chant louder. The girl began to scream for help as the chant got louder and louder. One of the figures stepped forward, a serrated knife in his left hand. He kneeled before her and raised the knife up into the air, preparing to stab her in the heart. "Please don't, please don't kill me!" The girl begged. As the figure was about to stab the helpless girl someone called out to him. "Hey!" All the figures look to the source of the voice. The figure with the knife stands up and stares at the man standing a few feet from the pentagram. "I heard you guys where having a party, and you didn't invite me." Ash says as he pulls out his double-barrel shotgun. The figure with the knife shouts something in an unknown language. "Sorry I don't speak stupid." Ash says. He then fires the shotgun and blows a huge hole in the figure in the middles chest! "BOOM!" Ash yells. The other figures pull out knifes and begin to surround Ash. "No time to reload, guess I'll go to plan B." Ash says as he puts his shotgun back into the holster on his back. Ash then pulls the cord on his chainsaw arm and it sputters to life. "Let's dance creeps." Ash says. One of the figures attempts to cut Ash with his knife but Ash manages to cut off the figures arm! The figure screams in pain and runs off into the woods. The others back away. "What are you waiting for? Let's finish this!" Ash yells. One of the figures grabs the girl and holds a knife to her throat. "Help me, please!" the girl yells. "Don't worry honey this is all going to be over soon." Ash says reassuringly. Two of the other figures charge at Ash. Ash uses his chainsaw to cut one of the charging figures in half! The other one runs off into the woods, afraid of what the Ash may do to him if he got too close. Only two of the figures remained, and one of them held a knife to an innocent girl's throat. "Now listen you two this can go either of two ways. You can either let the girl go and surrender your weapons, or I can send you back to whatever hell hole you crawled out of." Ash threatened. The figures hissed at ash and yelled at him in their demonic language. "Ok I guess we're going with option two." Ash said. He pulled out a revolver and shot the figure holding the girl in the head. Before the other one reacted Ash shot him as well. Ash holstered the pistol and walked up to the girl. "See I told you everything would be fine." Ash said. "Why didn't you just use the pistol in the first place?" The girl asked, kind of annoyed. "I haven't gotten to use my chainsaw arm in a while." Ash said. "Well you saved me from whatever those things were so thank you." The girl said. Suddenly the pentagram began to glow red. "Looks like it's not over yet." Ash said as he stepped in front of the girl. Without warning a huge swirling portal opened up in the ground! "What the hell is that?!" The girl asked. "Some sort of portal I think!" Ash yelled back. Suddenly a flying deadite with long tentacles for arms emerged from the portal. "ASH WILLIMAS!" The creature said in a chilling voice. "Yeah that's me!" ash yelled over the roar of the vortex. "YOU ARE TO COME WITH ME AND BURN IN HELL FOR DISRUPTING THE WORSHIP OF SO MANY DEADITE FOLLOWERS!" The deadite said. "Yeah I don't think so!" Ash yelled. He then grabbed the girl and began to run for the woods. Unfortunately the deadite grabbed Ash with one of its long tentacles and dragged him over the vortex. "I WAS NOT ASKING ASHLEY, I WAS COMMANDING!" The creature said. And with that it flew into the portal, taking Ash down to hell with it.

Chapter 2 Ash and Freddy

The deadite dropped Ash near a giant rusty gate. Ash got up off the ground and shouted "Your on my shit list now pal!" Ash looked up at the gate and saw a horned demon standing beside it. Ash walked up to the demon and said "Hi I'm here against my will." The demon chuckled and said "You and me both pal." Suddenly the gate opened up and the Demon gestured for him to go in. Ash walked through the gate and it closed behind him. Ash's surroundings looked like a prison courtyard except bigger and more fire. Ash saw a lot of people he recognized from history. He saw Stalin, Bin laden, and even Hitler. That's when Ash saw a face he thought he'd never see again. Sitting at a table by himself was the infamous Freddy Crougar. Ash walked over to him and sat across from the deranged killer. Freddy looked up and grinned. "Well, well isn't this ironic. Ash Williams sitting in the very place he sends all of the evil he kills." Freddy mocked. "Listen ugly I don't got time to joke around. I need a way out of here now." Ash said. "And what the fuck makes you think I'll help you?" Freddy asked. "Because I can help you get revenge on the one who managed to kill you." Freddy clenched his fists. "Voorhees." Freddy said sternly. "How did he manage to kill you anyway?" Ash asked. "I don't know and I don't care. All I know is that next time we meet I'm going to gut his fucking head off!" Freddy said, slamming his fist down on the table. "Well all you have to do is tell me how to get out of this place and I'll let you come with me." Ash said. "How do I know I can trust you, you hate everything about Me." Freddy said. "Desperate times call for desperate measures." Ash said. "Fine I'll tell you, but there's no use in trying Ash." Freddy said. "Just tell me." Ash said. "There are portals that open up occasionally by the soul pits. No one knows why they open up but they just do. Apparently they lead to different dimensions. Satan has the whole placed guard by deadites, there's no way you'll get past them." Freddy explained. "You forget I'm an expert when it comes to killing deadites." Ash said. "Even if you do get past the deadites there is no guarantee that you'll be sent back to your dimension." Freddy said. "As far as I'm concerned any dimension is better than here." Ash said. "So how do we get to the soul pits?" Ash asked. "That's the easy part. Each day demon guards take shipment of souls on the soul train. The train has an empty cargo car in the back that is never used. We can sneak on board and it will take us right to the soul pits." Freddy said. "When does the next train leave?" Ash asked. "In a couple of minutes." Freddy said. "Well then let's get moving." Ash said. With that they both got up and made their way towards the station.