Genre: Something funny? (include dumb puns for bonus points) andromanceofcourse

Rating: (hope it's an option to say this) Whatever is convenient for you. I am horrible at decisions

Theme: uh Food? Not understanding exactly, tell me if you need something else, please.

I'd like it to be AU, I guess. Maybe they could be roommates or something if that's cool with you

Sasori's eye wouldn't stop twitching. No matter how many times he blinked, his lower lid would continue to spasm until he shoved the heel of his hand into his eye.

"I know it's your turn to make breakfast, but I don't think that angel food cake with bacon inside is considered a meal," he drawled, watching as Deidara went for yet another slice of the sweet yet contradictory salty food. He had woken up to a cold bed and the most confusing scents wafting into their bedroom. Deidara also decided that for desert they were having homemade chilly dogs with hamburger pieces sprinkles on top.

Deidara sprayed some whipped cream on top of the a spoonful of cake and smirked before taking a bite and shaking his head at Sasori's foolishness. "Silly, Danna. This is a well rounded meal, un!" he seemed a little too enthusiastic by this false point.

"It's not anymore, now that you ate half of it, brat," Sasori muttered as he eyed the blonde's toned physique. Where the hell did it all go?! He knew that both he and Deidara had a very active intimate life but the blonde was something else.

"Well, we're just celebrating the holidays early is all, un. Lighten up and have some," Deidara said, trying to entice Sasori with a spoonful of his masterpiece.

Sasori raised a brow and lowered his hand, his eye now stopping it's twitching. "How is this holiday food?" he eyed the food with a curl of his lip once he realized it smelled good. Deidara's weird tastes were rubbing off on him.

Deidara stuck out his lip and pondered a moment, letting his food drop onto Sasori's plate. "Uh, duh, angels and... bacon. Something about angels with a baby in a barn. There were pigs there I think..."

Sasori had to repress a long drawn-out sigh as he picked up the cake with his fingers, noticing the bacon inside. Shaking his head, he muttered, "Happy holidays." before taking a bite. A few seconds later he had asked Deidara to pass the whipped cream.