Harley was laying in the hospital bed, she was sweaty and tired from just having her baby.

She couldn't believe that she made the small little human in her arms, her and Mistah J created life. She was excited about finally having a family but worried because of the lifestyle and her The Joker lived. She didn't want her kid to live that life to always be running from the cops and the enemies Mistah J had.

She looked down at her sleeping baby. She looked so much like her dad besides the hair, it was blonde and not green. Her eyes were blue like any other newborn but she knew they were going to change to be the exact same blue Mistah J had.

Harley heard a faint knock in the door and whispered to who ever to knocked to come in. "I brought you food and some clothes for the baby." Joker said in a whisper. He wasn't a man to show any emotion other than anger but when he saw his daughter for the first time he was left speechless and he felt something in his heart grow bigger. He had never felt anything like it before. "She is so small." Harley smiled at him, he was still looking at the sleeping baby. "My Harley gave me a child, I wanted a boy but a girl is perfect."

"When can we get out of here?" Harley asked, Joker looked at her.

"We could go now I think the cops are on there way and I don't want them to catch us and put our kid in foster care and go from one home to another when she has two perfect parents that will love her." He said with a smile. Joker helped Harley get up trying not to hurt her in any way. Harley held her baby very close to her. She didn't want to wake up her up. She was born a few hours ago but like her parents well her dad she was loud.

The Joker and Harley got to the parking lot, Harley was looking for Mistah J's usual car but couldn't find it. "Mistah J where is the car?' she asked still looking. Joker was holding the diaper bag, he looked pretty cute to Harley. The most evil man in Gotham City holding a diaper bag who would of thought.

"Oh my Harley Quinn you didn't think I would be driving a car like that with my newborn baby in it? I love driving my car but my child's safety is first." She was shocked.

"So what are you driving?" She asked. Mistah J walked to a mini van and looked at her and with just his eyes told her to come. She walked towards him and just looked at him in disbelief Mistah J was going to drive a mini van. He opened the back door and she saw that a baby car seat was already in the car. "You steal this or something?"

"Yes, the baby thing was already in it so that saved me time in trying to steal one." He took his daughter from Harley's arm very carefully not to wake her up and put her in the baby thing as he called it. "How do you buckle her?" He asked looking at Harley. She looked at him and rolled her eyes and pushed him off her way to buckle her daughter. He paid attention to what she was doing he wanted to be able to do this without asking anyone for help.

5 Years Later

"Lizzy come here now!" Joker yelled from the bottom of the stairs he was furious at his daughter not only did she break the TV but she hid his gun. She was a trouble maker alright, she did what she want when she wanted and didn't care about the consequences. She was just like her dad. Lizzy poked her head out of bedroom hoping her dad didn't see her when she did that. "Lizzy I just saw you! You better come here now! I want explanations as to why the television is broken and I want to know why my gun is missing." She walked out of her room with her head down.

Lizzy had beautiful blonde hair and her eyes just like Harley said were the exact same color as Mistah J. She looked so much like him as well the face features, all she got from her mother was her eye shape.

Lizzy stopped at the top of the stairs and just looked down at her dad with watery eyes. She knew when she cried her dad couldn't stay mad at her. "Daddy I'm sorry." She said not looking at her dad. "I was playing and I don't know what happened the TV just broke." Joker hated to see his little girl cry he hated that he was the reason she was crying knowing that every time he yelled at her she will cry. "And your gun daddy is in your room I just put it away for you is in your bed." She had put the gun in the bed just five minutes before her dad called to come down. She was practicing how to shoot she wanted to be able to defend herself.

"Baby come here." He said in a calming voice he only spoke in that voice to her not even his Harley. Lizzy went down and hugged her dad as she got down stairs.

"Daddy do you forgive me?" She said looking up him, she had the whole puppy eye thing mastered and only used it on her dad. Her mom didn't fall for it at. She was defiantly a Daddy's Little Girl

"I'm sorry I yelled at you princess. I just wished you didn't break the TV this is the fourth one you have broken. I know you know money is no problem but just don't do it okay baby?" He asked holding her chin, forcing her to look at him. She smiled and nodded her head. "Now go play with your toys."

Lizzy began going up the stairs and stopped midway and turn her body. "Daddy I want you to teach how to shoot."

Joker looked at her in shocked, she was just five years old but if she wanted to learn he will teach her.

"Baby I will teach you we could start in an hour I wanna go get you a gun that will perfect for my princess." He looked at her with so much pride. His daughter was just like him.

Joker went and of course he had to steal a gun for his princess. He went to look for Harley. She was in their room fixing their clothes. "Harley our baby perfect more than before." She turned to look at him, she knew that he adored the little girl more then his life more than anything in the world she knew that whatever she asked her dad to do for her had to be something evil. "She wants to know how to shoot, I'm going to teach with some of the people that back stabbed us. We have a few locked waiting to be tortured."

"Wait my baby wants to learn how to shoot? When she tell you this?" She asked dropping the clothes that was in her hands and sitting on the bed and padding the side for Joker to sit. He took the seat. "She is growing too fast Mistah J." her voice almost cracking.

"She is baby but right now is not the time to cry." He gave her a kiss in the forehead and left Harley to think to herself.

She didn't want this lifstyle for her daughter. She knew it was something her kid had to live through. Harley wanted to leave this life now more than anything she wanted her kid to grow up as normal kid. Her kid was even homeschooled she hated that.