A/N: I'll be (finally) updating my fics later but for the meantime, here's a little something for you.
Two part fic.
Part 1
AVALANCHE, a known eco-terrorist group, is now on the run around the world for plenty of reasons, one of them was that Shinra Electrical Company, the planet's only source of energy, is after them. They blasted Mako reactors to bits just days before causing chaos and destruction, that led to the fall of Sector 7 slums, the location of their base, and two, they were on a mission to stop Sephiroth from his selfish plans of world domination.
The group was camping on North Corel, or atleast what's left of it, before they plan to head off to Gold Saucer the next day. A certain Yuffie Kisaragi decided to have some girl on girl talk with one very unusually quiet Tifa Lockhart. The said brunette was roasting some meat on the fire where they were all gathered together while the White Rose of Wutai slowly slid herself beside the Martial artist, sneaking away like a ninja that she is.
"Hello." She whispered against Tifa's ear which had the brunette jumping, causing the meat she was roasting to fly out from the stick. Everybody else stared at her while she grimaced with her eyes closed, the same expression that Yuffie was mimicking.
"What happened?" Cloud asked with a stern tone while he stood up from where he was sitting, which was across from Tifa, and beside him, was Aerith.
"Hold your spikes, Blondie, it was my fault, no need to panic, take a seat." Yuffie said while waving her hands downward to dismiss him. Cloud slowly sat down without taking his narrowed eyes off Tifa before he shifted his gaze back to the flower girl again and they started talking. Tifa stared at them for a while before she sighed.
"I knew that's what's bothering you." Yuffie said quietly before she brutally stabbed a piece of meat with a stick.
"What?" Tifa asked before she stared at the young Princess.
"Just look at those two, I would be pissed if I was in your shoes." Yuffie whispered again before she gestured her head to the direction of Cloud and Aerith, who were both laughing about something.
"What about them?" Tifa asked while averting eye contact.
"Oh come on, everyone could see that you have a thing for Clou-"
"I do not!" Tifa said a little louder than she intended while she stood up so suddenly that everyone stared at her direction again. "Sorry." She said quietly before she sat back down and everyone went back to their business, whatever it was. Yuffie was shaking from her silent laughter when her lips pressed together before she leaned forward to whisper into Tifa's ear again.
"You should do something to gain his attention, the fact that those huge rack ain't doin' the job." Tifa's jaw dropped at her statement. "Or maybe he's blind as a freaking Tornberry, either that or he's allergic to the lady parts." She said. Tifa gasped with her mouth wide open before she stared with a perplexed look at the mischievous Princess.
"What do you mean by allerg-"
"He's gay."
"He's not!" Tifa hissed.
"Tell you what." Yuffie started, ignoring Tifa. "Once we get to Gold Saucer, we need to make him feel miserable. Like really pain in the gut miserable."
"...What?" Tifa asked, confused.
"Make him feel jealous." Yuffie said with a wiggle off her eyebrow before Tifa scoffed.
"Yuffie, there's no way he'll fee-" Tifa stopped talking to glance at Aerith, who was laughing a little too loud while hitting a beaming Cloud on his shoulder. The brunette hastily looked away to stare at an eyebrow wiggling Yuffie. "How old are you again?" Tifa asked, actually appalled that a much younger girl is giving her advice on the department where she should be the one much more experienced.
"Just trust me." Yuffie said with a wink before she did a wide mouth yawn.
The next day, they were finally in Gold Saucer and as usual, Cloud and Aerith were inseparable and were in front of the line with the flower girl pointing everywhere. Tifa and Yuffie stayed way back from the group.
"Okay, from this point onwards, we will start the mission." Yuffie said as a matter if factly.
"Mission to what." Tifa said boredly.
"The summoning of the green eyed monster mission. And it's not Aerith I'm talking about."
"No, just no." Tifa protested with a shake of her head.
"Over there, three o'clock." Both girls looked at their right with Tifa looking confused. "See that guy in black?" Tifa narrowed her eyes to look at where Yuffie was pointing at, and she saw a guy wearing a long black coat with a black shirt underneath, some light colored jeans and black military boots. He was tall and lean, but his best feature was his face, he was extremely handsome with his light brown hair that was a bit wavy and was cascading down his eyes. Women were actually walking around him while they stared, giggling away while whispering to each other.
"Wha... What about him...?" Tifa asked with a swallow, she was actually speechless in seeing such a perfect being.
"You will bump into him, make sure breast first. Then you will stare intensely into his eyes, after that, he will introduce himself to you while trying hard not to look at your humongous- ACK!" Tifa smacked Yuffie's stomach.
"Cut it out!" Tifa hissed.
"Okay then, mission will commence in five."
"What are you-" Tifa stopped asking when Yuffie started pulling her to the direction of the man. "Yuffie?!"
"Four." Yuffie said before the she pushed Tifa really hard towards the man, the brunette bumped into the said man which took him by surprise causing every woman eyeing him to glare daggers at the beautiful, sexy, big breasted contender. Tifa held up both gloved hands in front of her with her mouth and eyes wide open while the perfect being of a guy was the same.
"Hi..." He suddenly whispered, his face not changing. Obviously captivated by Tifa's beauty.
"U-Ummm... I'm sorry... Uhhhh..." That girl! She wasn't even done counting! Tifa let out a nervous laugh.
"No no! It's alright..." The guy said with a smile this time and Tifa suddenly forgot how to breathe.
Is this guy even human?! From her peripheral view, she could see someone fainting.
"Hi..." He said again with another smile.
"Umm... Hi..." Tifa said shyly.
"What's your name...? I'm Serge..." He asked so gently that Tifa was already doubting if he was even real. And if Yuffie was real, her plan was actually happening.
"I-I'm Tifa..." She said with a nervous smile but still pretty nonetheless.
"Tifa... That's a beautiful name... It suits you." Serge said with a scratch of his head, a gesture very familiar and for a brief second, she thought she saw Cloud in him making her close her eyes.
No, stop thinking about him. No-
"Are you alone?" Serge asked.
"N-No... I'm with a group-" Tifa started looking around, but for some reason, she couldn't find her friends anywhere.
Yuffie was skipping away with a really big smile on her face, purposely catching up with Cloud and Aerith while passing a laughing Cid and Barret, then Vincent, then Nanaki, whistling from time to time. When she finally did, she started laughing to herself, Cloud was already used to Yuffie's crazy antics so he merely raised an eyebrow at her direction.
"Hiya Yuffie!" Aerith greeted.
"What are you so happy about?" Cloud asked while Aerith looked at him.
"Nothing, except the fact that Tifa might be getting laid, thanks to me." Yuffie felt their leader stop on his tracks on her statement, she smirked sinisterly in return.
Bingo.
"What do you mean?" He asked in a bored voice, Yuffie stopped walking this time to smile back at a bored looking Cloud.
"Look behind you and you'll see what I'm talking about." Cloud and Aerith did what they were told and Yuffie noticed how the flower girl's eyes brightened at the sight of Tifa with another man, Yuffie couldn't help but sneer. Cloud's face on the other hand didn't change from it's bored look as he stared at the way Tifa and the stranger shook hands, a little longer than necessary, and how Tifa tucked away a few strands of her hair behind her ear while smiling beautifully. Cloud knitted his eyebrows together and Yuffie couldn't help but smirked with an eyebrow raised.
Suck on that, jackass! Yuffie thought. But then, Cloud suddenly looked away to start walking ahead again, Yuffie's eyes suddenly widened, she tried to speak but no words came out and as Cloud passed by her, he started giving a command.
"Tell Tifa that we'll be at Ghost hotel." Cloud said with a bored voice and a bored face. Yuffie was speechless for the first time with her mouth and eyes wide.
"Better close that brat or you'll catch bugs." Cid commented as he passed the still frozen Princess with Barret guffawing away. Yuffie couldn't believe it.
Her plan had failed.
Better find something to protect myself with. She thought while picturing herself being wringed by Tifa like she was a piece of cloth.
Who. The hell. Was that guy. Cloud thought while maintaining his blank look with Aerith clinging on his arm. The mako on his eyes glowing murderously.