After a nice long little sprint, Claudio finally felt like he was at a safe distance from the potential danger of girls fighting over him. After looking around thoroughly to make sure he was TRULY safe, Claudio finally calmed down and returned to normal.

"Whew... disaster averted. Hmm... how about a drink?"

Meanwhile, the epic battle between Asuka and Lili was still going on in the middle of the street. Lili backflipped out of the way of Asuka's roundhouse and leaped forward with a flying kick, which knocked Asuka onto her ass. Asuka backflipped to her feet and threw an uppercut which caught Lili on the chin and staggered her. Asuka followed up with a 1,2 punch and finished with a kick. Unfortunately, Lili caught the kick and then threw a devastating kick to Asuka's left calf. Asuka fell onto the ground and Lili mounted her in no time.

"This is for that bullshit lie about the panties!" Lili screamed as she rained hammer fists down on Asuka's face. Asuka kept her hands high to block most of the shots.

"Oh yeah? Well this is for getting in the way when I was about to seal the deal!" Asuka retorted as she caught both of Lili's wrists and used her hips to buck Lili loose. Asuka rolled over and got the top position, then began raining horizontal elbows on Lili's face. Lili used her knees to shove Asuka off of her and the two of them got back to their feet.

"Any last words, bitch?" Asuka asked, getting into position.

"Uh, yeah... I think Claudio is gone."

The two of the suddenly stopped fighting and took a moment to really observe their surroundings. Indeed, Claudio was gone and there were a buttload of people standing around watching the two of them make a fool out of each other. In fact, many people had their cell phones out and were recording the whole thing. The object of their lust and desire was nowhere to be found.

"Dammit!' Asuka cursed. "We were so busy fighting each other that we let him get away!"

"Hee hee hee... this is good." Lili laughed. "Now I have the chance to find him before you do."

"Oh game on then! First one to find Claudio and at least score a kiss wins! The loser has to go home lonely and miserable."

"Deal!"

And so, Asuka and Lili set out and commenced their competition once again. Yes, these two horny schoolgirls were bound and determined to mate with the most perfect flesh, blood, and manhood wrapped in one beautiful package who calls himself Claudio Serafino.

As Asuka and Lili set out on their manhunt, Claudio was still unaware that he wasn't out of danger yet. He had carried on with his daily routine of looking oh so fine everywhere he walked. He was currently working his magic at a nearby convenience store, where he had stopped for a refreshing beverage. As he stood outside the store and quenched his thirst, he noticed a familiar face getting their tires re-aired at the nearby pumps.

"Hmm? Is that...?"

Claudio squinted his eyes and got a closer look at the person. Young, wavy blonde hair, azure eyes, slender frame... it was!

"What is it about that guy... ah, I can't stop looking at him!" Claudio muttered, slapping himself a few times to shake the homosexual thoughts out of his head. While Claudio did indeed admire beauty in all forms, he only limited himself to females when it came to taking action.

The young man must have noticed Claudio looking at him because he immediately stopped pumping air and walked right up to him.

"HEY! You're that same creep from earlier that bumped into me!" he shouted. "You got some kind of beef? Why are you following me?"

Claudio didn't want violence, especially with such a handsome individual, so he put on his angel face and prepared a script to peacefully resolve the situation.

"Now now young man... surely we can solve this without getting our hands dirty. I assure you, bumping into a handsome guy such as yourself was purely accidental."

Unfortunately for Claudio, this made the young man even angrier for some reason.

"Grrrrr... why do you keep saying that?!" the young man screamed.

"S-saying what?" Claudio asked, confused.

"You know what!"

"I-I'm sorry, I really don't... um, what are you then?"

"I'm LEO, that's what I am. I'm not "young man", I'm LEO freaking KLIESEN!"

"Okay, okay. Sorry about that, Mr. Leo."

"AGHHHHHH!"

As Claudio and Leo stood there trapped in a perpetual and pointless argument, Claudio failed to realize he had given Asuka and Lili precious time to catch up to him. Lili was the first one to find him as she came soaring in and closed distance in no time.

"AH HA! I have found you, homme chaud!" Lili squealed, drool literally pouring from her mouth like she was a wild animal.

"Ahh.. oh dear..." Claudio muttered.

"Hey, is that that French girl who's totally loaded?" Leo asked.

"I wouldn't know... but I do know that she is FREAKIN INSANE!" Claudio whimpered.

Lili got closer and closer, laughing maniacally with every step she took.

"ASUKA CHAN WON'T HAVE YOU! YOU WILL BE MIIIIIINE!" she screamed.

"Ahhh! She's getting closer!" Claudio squealed, covering up like a turtle.

"Here! Get on my scooter!" Leo yelled, hopping on and revving up the engine. Without time to even think about what he was doing, Claudio hopped on and grabbed Leo tight around the chest.

"H-hey! Don't touch me there!" Leo yelled.

"JUST DRIIIIVE!"

Leo went full throttle as the scooter shot forward like a bullet, leaving Lili in the dust. Lili was left behind in no time, and all she could do was fall to her knees in defeat. After a few moments of processing her failure, Lili screamed to the high heavens and pounded the asphalt with her fists.

"DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT, DO YOU HEAR ME CLAUDIO SERAFINO! I. WANT. YOU!"

Leo wanted to stop after the first couple minutes of nonstop driving, but Claudio insisted they go for at least five minutes. Finally, when Claudio's mind was at ease and his nerves were calmed, they stopped and took a rest.

"Whew... I can't thank you enough, Leo." Claudio panted.

"Yeah, don't mention it." Leo responded bluntly. "Well, since I helped you and all you can get out of here now."

"Wait a minute." Claudio said. "First I have a question... why did you have a problem with me putting my arms around you?"

Leo's eyes widened when the question was spoken. Claudio could see Leo's face turning the slightest shade of red and he knew something was odd.

"Hmmm... what are you, really? You know, I have a feeling you're not what I thought you were."

Leo turned even more red. "C-can't you tell what I am?! Y-you touched my chest, didn't you?"

"Well yeah, but I didn't feel anything out of the ordinar-OOOF!"

Claudio's sentence was cut short by a right hook to the face, courtesy of a very pissed off Leo. Before he even had time to question what the hell just happened, Claudio was knocked on his ass by the force of the blow.

"What are you saying, I have no boobs?!" Leo yelled angrily.

"Wh-why would you? AH...you ARE a woman, aren't you?!" Claudio gasped. He leaped back to his feet and got in Leo's face.

Leo's face was redder than ever as she folded her arms and looked away. "Of course I am! Why wouldn't I be?"

At that moment, Claudio felt more relief than he did pain. "YES! I knew you were too pretty to be male!"

Leo squeaked when she heard that line. "Wh-what did you say? I'm what?"

Claudio chuckled at the sight of the brash Leo being so flustered. "What's the matter, Miss Leo? You not used to people calling you pretty?"

Claudio didn't realize that his comment wasn't taken lightly. In fact, he didn't realize just how badly he had hurt Leo's feelings until she looked up at him with an angry expression. Her anger quickly faded to something else though; Claudio immediately knew it when he saw tears glistening in her eyes.

"Wha...what did I say?" Claudio stammered.

"Bastard... just get out of here." Leo muttered. She shut her eyes tight and a single tear trailed downward. Suddenly, Claudio felt very shitty. He had committed the ultimate sin: making a woman cry. At that moment he knew he had f***ed up royally. He could only pray at that moment that he wasn't struck down from above for what he had done. There was truly no greater evil act.

"Aw, Leo I'm so sorry..." Claudio whispered. "Look, can I make it up to you-"

"You've said enough. Just get out of here." Leo commanded.

"No, but I want to-"

"I SAID GET OUT OF HERE!"

"But I...uhh... aw shit."

Claudio knew the damage was already done, so with a look of sadness and defeat he turned around and slumped away. He was ruined. There was no way to come back from what he had just done to that poor female. Unless...

"...No."

Leo sniffled a few times and looked over at Claudio, who was looking back at her with a determined look on his face.

"What did you just say?"

"I'm not going anywhere." Claudio said. He started to slowly walk towards Leo, who began backing up nervously.

"H-hey. I said beat it! I mean it! Hey, what are you doing? H-help! KIDNAPPER!"

Claudio decided at that moment that he was going to take matters into his own hands. He had committed a sin and he was going to rectify it no matter what, even if it meant breaking the law. With Leo firmly in his grasp, he hopped on her scooter and began to take off down the road. The destination: his house.

CLAUDIO'S HOUSE

It wasn't an easy trip back to Claudio's humble abode; in fact, to say it was a long treacherous journey would be an understatement. Leo was quite a fighter, and she made damn sure to make the trip as difficult as possible with kicking, screaming, and hammer fists. Nonetheless, Claudio managed to keep a tight hold on her and drive at the same time until they finally reached his house.

"Damnation, girl, what the hell is wrong with you?" Claudio grumbled as he dragged the screaming Leo into his house. "You know, any other woman would kill to be kidnapped by me!"

"LEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGO! I'M CALLING OFFICER WULONG! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! I'M GETTING INTERPOL ON YOUR ASS! I'LL GET THE TEKKEN FORCE IF I HAVE TO! HELL, I'LL GET BRYAN F***ING FURY!" Leo squealed.

"Just shut up and sit on the COUCH!" Claudio commanded. He set Leo down on the couch, then quickly ran and locked his door before returning to the living room and sitting beside her. He leaned back and took a deep breath before looking at Leo with a smile.

"Now then... can I get you a drink?"

Leo just frowned at him. "Look, don't go trying to put your manly "get laid" moves on me. They won't work."

"But why not? I mean, surely a beautiful girl like you would-"

"SHUT UP! It's too late for that, liar! I already know how you feel!" Leo screamed. The tears came flooding back as Leo slumped over and buried her face in the arm of the couch. Claudio didn't know whether he should risk putting a consoling hand on her shoulder or not.

"...You're just like all the other men." she sobbed. "You can't look past the surface and see me for who I truly am just because I have a flat chest and no ass. Just go ahead and say what you're thinking. I'm more of a man than a woman, right?!"

"Aw, Leo..."

Claudio had to act fast in order to erase the damage he had done. The truth is, she was right; he had misjudged her. He looked at the cover instead of the pages within, and now he had broken a girl's heart in the process. He thought for a second about what to say, and sprang into action.

"Leo... look at me."

Leo picked her head up and faced Claudio, still sobbing and sniffling.

"What?"

"I'm so sorry I misjudged you, Leo. But now I look into your gorgeous sapphires and I see just how wrong I was..." Claudio whispered, reaching a hand over and gently parting Leo's bangs to get a good look at her eyes.

Leo wasn't impressed. "Y-you're just saying that."

"No, I mean it! The reason men don't acknowledge your femininity is because your beauty is simply on a plane of existence too high for their feeble minds to comprehend."

Leo's face was turning a little red now. "Y-y-you m-mean it?"

"Every word of it. Even I was too blind to see it. I am simply unworthy of you, Miss Leo..."

Leo couldn't help but giggle a little at Claudio's words. "Aw, you're so sappy. Has anyone told you that?"

Claudio smiled as soon as he saw the smile return to Leo's face. "Ahh, there's that smile. Yes, the beauty of such a smile simply cannot be denied."

"Oh shut up already." Leo said, punching his shoulder. She gasped when Claudio suddenly grabbed her fist and held it tenderly against his lips, planting a warm kiss. As soon as his lips touched her, a flood of warmth surged through her body and her face got hotter than ever.

"Ahh...wha...what are you...?"

"Shhhh..." Claudio said softly, leaning his head close to her forehead. He pressed his liips against her forehead and used his free hand to stroke her face.

"Ah...ahh... C-Claudio..."

"Tell me, Miss Leo... has a man ever had the honor of being close to you like this?" Claudio whispered.

"No... I-I-I've n-never been with a guy before." Leo stammered. "They... nobody's ever taken interest in me..."

After hearing those words, Claudio knew what he had to do in order to fully mend this girl's broken heart. He had to make her feel like a woman.

"Leo... do you trust me?"

"I...I...think..."

"Then close your eyes."

Leo gulped and shut her eyes, her body shuddering with anticipation of what she thought was about to happen. Sure enough, she felt a warm, soft, heavenly pair of lips press against her and rock her world in an instant. Her body ignited like a furnace, her heart pounded violently against her breastplate, and tingling sensations coursed through her like electricity.

Suddenly, Leo felt herself being scooped up bridal style. She opened her eyes and saw Claudio carrying her upstairs.

"Where are you taking me?" she asked softly.

"I'm going to make a woman out of you, Leo Kliesen." Claudio replied. "Do you consent?"

Hearing those words made Leo feel extremely giddy. She felt excited, like she was next in line for a roller coaster ride or it was her turn to bowl. Claudio was definitely making her body feel all kinds of ways, and she would be damned if she wasn't going to act on it.

"Hell yes I do!" she yelled.

And so thus commenced the wildest ride of Leo's life as the sex god Claudio worked her in ways that were too pleasurable to accurately describe. All those years of never being with a guy were being made up for in Claudio's bed, as simply one session with Claudio Serafino can set a woman for life. Leo truly felt enlightened for the first time; she was finally LIVING, like all the other women her age. Surprisingly, she was the best Claudio had ever had as well.

ONE INTENSE LOVEMAKING SESSION LATER...

The two of them laid side by side, recovering from the EXTREME events that had just occurred. Leo in particular was exhausted, as Claudio's skills in the bedroom were on a far higher level than mortals. Claudio had made her first time something truly out of this world.

"Thank you for this..." Leo whispered, nuzzling against Claudio's chest as she put her arms around him. "No one's ever done that for me before."

"You deserved every bit of it." Claudio replied, using his hand to gently stroke her bare back. "I only wish I could do more."

"Well... I AM free all day..."

"Hmmm? Do you wish to stay for a while, Miss Kliesen? Perhaps the whole night?" Claudio asked with a grin.

"Well it would be a lot more fun that being alone, hee hee hee..."

"Hmm... very well then. Stay as long as you want."

"Eeee! Thank you!"

Leo picked her head up and planted a deep kiss on Claudio's lips, which he returned with equal force. Claudio felt kind of strange; usually he didn't have a deep connection with women, but after this whole ordeal with Leo he truly felt a bond with her. It might not be the kind of bond that they would get married on, but he definitely felt like he was going to see Leo a lot in the future. Not just as a lover...but as a true friend.

LATER THAT EVENING...

"How long will you be gone?" Leo asked as she laid on the couch in nothing but a white t shirt and her undergarments. She turned on the tv and stretched out, making herself comfortable.

"I'm just going to pick up something nice for dinner. I promise I'll be back soon." Claudio said with a wink. "You just wait right there and stay beautiful."

"Tee hee... you too!"

Claudio strutted through town feeling quite good about himself. He not only succeeded in healing the girl whose heart he broke; she also turned out to be a pretty cool individual that he would totally hang out with if given the opportunity. But he couldn't help but feel like he had left a loose end hanging somewhere...

And that's when Claudio remembered. There were two insane girls still hunting him! In fact... there were two girls coming this way that looked just like them!

"Oh no...oh shit... oh shit... oh no..."

Claudio groaned as the two figures came into clear view and sure enough it was Asuka and Lili.

"FOUND YOU! FINALLY!" they yelled in unison as the two of them skidded to a halt.

"I found him first!"

"No, I did!"

"And what can I do for you two fine ladies?" Claudio groaned.

"Claudy baby, you can have me all to yourself now!" Asuka cooed. "Don't worry about this skinny ass blonde bimbo here. She can just watch!"

"Oh get over yourself!" Lili retorted. "Claudio doesn't want your disgusting self. Surely he wants a classy, refined girl like me. Right, darling?"

"You see these milk mounds? These babies are all yours, Claudy! Just give the word!"

"Um...uhh... I CAN DO STUFF WITH MY FEET!"

Claudio had heard enough. With a booming yell he put an end to this petty squabble immediately.

"ENOUGH! SHUT YOUR GODDAMN BITCH MOUTHS IMMEDIATELY!"

The two shut up instantly and looked directly at Claudio, awaiting whatever he had to say next. In their minds, they were both hoping for the same thing: for Claudio to accept one of them. Fortunately, Claudio was a kind, caring, and generous being.

"...Would the two of you like to come to my house?"

"YES!" they screamed in unison.

And so just like that, Claudio had two more guests joining him that evening. It was going to be a wild and crazy party, no doubt. In fact, it might even be MORE than Claudio could handle. Of course, later that night that theory was proven wrong as always. Be it one woman or 100, Claudio proves time and time again that he is truly a perfect individual and a blessing to all womankind.

THE END