The NEST Rulebook (And Guidelines)

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RULE 16: Do not make your Alt Mode The same as a famous TV/Movie car.

1. Delorean

(Never seen the movie myself and even I know what the Delorean is)

(And no Wheeljack you cannot make one to travel back in time!)

( "Aww..." )

2. The Batmobile

(It was awesome when Sideswipe changed his alt mode to look like Batman's sweet ride)

(But it attracted waaaay too much attention from crazy fans and they chased him all over the place)

(He switched back after a day of being chased around)

(He even got a few fan letters in the mail)

(Sunstreaker is jealous he didn't come up with it first)

3. KITT: Knight Industries Two/Three Thousand (And/Or KARR)

(Bluestreak and Smokescreen decided to look like the famous Mustangs from "Knight Rider 2008)

(Bluestreak was KITT and Smokescreen was KARR)

(Not even a few minutes on the road and fans came out of no where chasing them)

(The fans started taking pictures and selfies with them)

(One fan even kissed Smokescreen's hood and gave him flowers)

(I'm also a big fan so I took selfies with them before they turned their alt modes back to normal)

( *Hums the Knight Rider theme* )

4. Any Car from ''Fast and Furious''

(All the young bots scanned the cars used in the Fast and Furious movies and drove in town to see people's reactions)

(And boy did they react)

(Bumblebee then got this great idea to have a race and everyone agreed)

(By everyone I mean The Chevy and Lambo Twins, Bluestreak, Smokescreen, Jazz, Blurr, Crosshairs, Hot Shot and Surprisingly Wheeljack participated)

(Me, Sam, Leo, Miles, and Mikaela watched from the crowd and cheered for them)

(When the race was over turns out none of them won)

(A red Ashton Martan then drove next to us and said: "You Autobots are no match for a real racer!" then just took off)

(How the hell did Knockout of all people sneak into the race!?)

(Either way Optimus didn't like the fact they were racing and ordered them to change back into their original alt modes)

(A few days later a video of the Autobots racing was posted up on Youtube)

(Everyone that participated in the race got letters from race car companies asking if they could compete in NASCAR and the DAYTONA 500)

(Sadly per Optimus's orders they all had to decline)

(I wonder if Knockout got the same letter?)

5. The General Lee

(This one doesn't need an explanation...)

6. The Ghostbusters Car

(Red Alert wanted to capture and kill ghosts after learning about them)

(You can't kill a ghost though, they're already dead)

(He's determined to kill a ghost even though its physically impossible)

(Paranoid much?)

6. Christine

(Chromia got this idea to scare the solders on Halloween and turned her alt mode to look like Christine from the movie)

(It was funny seeing most of the solders scream in terror at a demon car)

(Ironhide thought her new alt mode was sexy)

(TMI man...)

7. Herbie the "Love Bug"

(Bumblebee was dared by Sam to be Herbie for a day)

(The VW Beetle was cute to me)

(It was funny to see him being chased by little girls down the street)

RULE 17: Airhorns are banned

(I hate those things... So damn annoying and loud as hell)

(The Chevy Twins blew one at me when I was asleep)

(It was so loud that I lost my hearing for a few hours)

(I wanted to beat them into scrap metal but I was holed up in Ratchet's Med Bay for a while)

(They got punished for it)

(And by punished I mean Ironhide grabbing the horn and blowing it into their audio receptors)

(They won't be hearing anything for a week)

(Serves them right...)

RULE 18: Do not use music as a torture device (I.E Justin Beiber's)

(As a great prank Leo somehow snuck into the Communication's Room and played the song "Baby" for 5 straight hours)

(The room was locked and no one knew the password)

(Everyone was going insane)

(Some of the solders were bashing their heads in the walls)

(I saw eyes and optics twitching)

(Prowl looked like he was going to Glitch)

(Crosshairs couldn't take it anymore and shot up the entire room playing the song)

(That song and any other of Justin Bieber's music is banned from base)

(Leo is hiding from a lynch mob out to get him)

RULE 19: ALWAYS CHECK TO SEE IF A CHILD HAS PARENTS BEFORE BRINGING IT HOME!

(While on Patrol the new guy Hot Shot found a Sparkling playing by a cave and brought it back to base)

(He wasn't an ordinary Sparkling though)

(He had Red optics and two pointy teeth that showed whenever he laughed)

(And he had the Decepticon Symbol on his chest)

(When asked what his name was he said it was Neberious and "Megatwron" was his daddy)

(All of us got scared when he said that)

(Who knew that Megatron had a Sparkling?!)

(And Hot Shot was dumb enough to take him here of all places!)

(Optimus didn't realize that he had a nephew and adored his loving personality)

(Starburst met her cousin and the two became fast friends, they even played with the other Sparklings on base)

(Soon Megatron arrived at NEST asking for his son back)

(And by asking I mean taking his weapons out and threatening to rip out our hearts/sparks if we didn't give him back)

(Optimus gave his nephew back to him and laughed when Neberious called him "Uncle Opi")

(The Autobot Leader even suggested to let Neberious come over again for a visit)

(Megatron only stared at Optimus before leaving, saying how he was going to teach his son how to be a true killer in the future)

(Tell me Hot Shot what gave you the brilliant idea to bring home a Decepticon Sparkling?!)

(We could've been killed by the Death Lord himself!)

RULE 20: Always see Ratchet for medical advice

(He believes himself to be better than any human doctor on Earth)

(Big guy gets jealous if you see another doctor besides him)

(I had to go to my Gynecologist for a personal problem)

(When I got back Ratchet found out I went to another doctor and ignored me)

(He wouldn't even look my way or say hi!)

(So after 5 hours of him not talking to me I had enough and told him I was sorry for going to see another doctor)

(He forgave me and made me promise to go see him if I ever had a problem or a medial question)

(I still had that personal problem so I asked him about it)

(Turns out Ratchet IS a better doctor, hell better than mine!)

(I will never doubt that Mech ever again!)

RULE 21: Obey the Speed Limit

(Me and Mikaela wanted to see the new Harry Potter movie but accidentally got the start time wrong)

(So when we asked Bluestreak to take us to the Movies we told him to floor it)

(They don't call him 'Bluestreak' for nothing!)

(I should've known that speeding over 150MPH was bound to attract the cops)

(And Prowl just so happened to be in the area when he saw us)

(After pulling us over and getting a lecture on the rules of the road he gave us a ticket)

(A freaking $500 ticket!)

(Now I have to pay up since I was the one sitting behind the wheel...)

(Poor Bluestreak kept apologizing but I told him not to worry about it)

(We missed our movie though)

(I wanted to see Deathly Hallows dammit!)

(DX)

RULE 22: Sparklings will take anything seriously

(I was watching a health show about how to take care of babies)

(I was really bored and nothing else was on TV so I decided to watch that)

(Blacklight walked in the room and heard the lady on TV talk about caring for babies)

(Her little mind got curious and she asked me where babies came from)

(Instead of telling her the truth I told her that giant birds called Carrier Storks would bring babies to people that want them)

(Satisfied with that she smiled and left the room)

(Hours later I came across a strange sight)

(All of the Sparklings created a huge nest out of leaves, twigs, broken bits of metal, and other stuff lying around)

(Apparently Blacklight told the other Sparklings about the Carrier Storks and they wanted to meet them)

(They even put in Energon goodies to attract the birds)

(It was so darn cute)

(I didn't have the heart to tell them that it was a lie)

RULE 23: Sweets are banned from base (Except on special occations)

(Sam, Leo, Me, and Lennox were eating cookies we bought from this awesome bakery called Crumbles Cookies)

(They make the best cookies ever!)

(Unfortunately... Ratchet spotted us...)

(So we did the right thing and ran like hell)

(We all hid in Optimus's room and scarfed down the sweet delicious treats as fast as we could)

(Optimus came in his room to find us on the floor in a cookie coma)

(There was cookie crumbs and bits everywhere)

(We had big grins on our faces)

(The big Mech got worried and called Ratchet in)

(When he saw that we ate all the cookies and in a sugar cookie induced coma he took us to the Med bay until our sugar levels went down)

(Ratchet banned all sweets, including cookies from base)

(We were too full to stop him)

(And lazy)

(We're only allowed to have sweets on special days only now)

(Luckily I have a hidden stash of them)

(Cookies are like crack to me...)

(Cookies are love, cookies are life)

RULE 24: All Dinosaur related cartoons and kiddie shows are banned

(Not only does Barney make even the hardened solder want to go insane, it also offends the Dinobots)

(Sludge said it was stupid and mocking them)

(Snarl hated the cartoon Dinosaur movie and commented that it was full of slag)

(Swoop didn't like Barney and wanted to rip him to pieces)

(And don't get me started on how they acted on "The Land Before Time")

(Grimlock didn't like the Dinosaur cartoons or TV shows)

(He wanted to blow up the Television station for even airing it)

(Strangely the two Predacons we had liked Barney)

(But Grimlock told them not to watch something so offensive)

(I watched Barney myself and looking back, he is creepy...)

(Ironhide and Crosshairs didn't get why the Dinobots hated it so much)

(I challenged them to watch 30 minutes of Barney)

(Not even 5 minutes in I heard a TV explode and both Mechs walking out of the room with twitching optics)

(I'm surprised they didn't glitch out)

RULE 25: Scraplets Are Not Pets!

(Leo found a Scraplet and decided to keep it as a pet)

(He named it Chomp and even got a doggie leash and collar on it)

(Leo didn't realize that Scraplets are not favorable pets to keep on base thats full of Autobots...)

(Bumblebee saw him with Chomp and proceeded to freak the freak out)

(The Lambo Twins ran when they saw it)

(They didn't want it eating up their paintjob)

(Corona and Aurora also saw it and screamed like little girls)

(Soon all the Autobots saw that Leo had a Scraplet and turned their weapons on it)

(Poor sap had to run and hide from the cannon fire)

(Chomp was reduced to ashes)

(I told him that Scraplets are like Termites to Cybertronians)

(Except they don't eat dead metal)

(They eat ANYTHING METAL)

(Dead or Alive metal it doesn't matter, they'll eat it)

(Since a Scraplet was found on base Wheeljack, First Aid, and Roadbuster volunteered to go on an extermination hunt for the little buggers)

(Poor Leo got lectured by Optimus about the dangers of keeping a Scraplet as a pet)

(Even showed him some very gruesome images of bots that got devoured whole by a huge pack of them)

(Too bad though...)

(I wanted one as a pet)

(Maybe I can capture one and reverse-engineer it...)

AN: Meh, I don't really like how this turned out but you all be the judge. Like It? Hate it? Thinking why am I reading this when I should be doing something else? R&R Please!

EDIT: Fixed some mistakes I found in here