this is really pointless. really, really pointless. but, oh well, I had writer's block and I thought I should inspire myself by writing this.
show this to your friends who don't know FMA and see their reaction! ;D
by the way, I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist...
39 Things Only True FMA Fans Will Understand
a Fullmetal Alchemist fanfiction
written by: royalvite.
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1) Colonel Mustang looks dead sexy... in a miniskirt.
2) I told you, a fist to the face!
3) YOUR STOMACH'S A MELON!
4) never, ever call short people 'pipsqueak'
5) Alphonse is NOT a trashcan...
6) Childbirth is not alchemy, you dope!
7) WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT WHEN HE GOES TO BEACH HE SINKS INTO THE SAND BUT WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN HE DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DROWNING BECAUSE HE CAN BREATH THE OXYGEN ATOMS IN THE WATER?!1!
8) Everyone else is just freakishly tall.
9) I LOVE DOGS
10) Snapping at people when mad.
11) Doodling transmutation circles in your work books at school.
12) Performing alchemy on people that make you mad.
13) "Shut up you jerks! They don't understand my feelings... I thought it was true love..."
14) Hughes and his camera.
15) VIC MIGOGNA IS A GOD.
16) "DON'T CALL ME SHORT, I'LL RIP OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK THEM TO YOUR HEAD!1!one!1!"
17) For what could equal the value of the human soul...?
18) Humans are cheaply made, huh?
19) "When I'm Führer, there will be changes! That day...*strikes dramatic pose* all female officers will be required to wear - TINY MINISKIRTS!"
20) Armstrong: the only man allowed to physically sparkle.
21) *cries at phonebooth*
22) Roy is useless in the rain.
23) The Fullmetal Alchemist is not Alphonse...
24) What? The little one?
25) Oh, great! My arm fell of because my brother is a big, fat idiot!
26) Edward, you seduced your mechanic?
27) Just a housewife passing through!
28) OOOOO AUTOMAILLLL
29) Vic broke Todd's finger!
30) ALPHONSE. DON'T MAKE ME GET THE TIN OPENER.
31) You've always loved big boobs, huh?
32) GREED *sobs*
33) The time when a Roy Mustang cosplayer proposed to Vic with a hot sauce packet.
34) Travis' pudding story.
35) Palm-trees are cool.
36) All boys should have braids...
37) Poles... *shiver shiver*
38) Milk - A.K.A, cow excretion. Gross.
39) ROYAI *cries in happiness*
not a lot of people know and I think this should be mentioned, but Vic Migogna is Edward's english voice actor, Travis is Roy's english voice actor and Todd is Ling's english voice actor. you guys should look up FMA panel moments on YouTube because they make me laugh so damn hard... for example. Ed proposes to Winry in one, Roy proposes to Hawkeye in another and Armstrong says "Envy... you're so homunculous..." in another XD it's really funny.
please, if you haven't already, check out my other story - it's a parental RoyEd when Roy finds Ed all broken and tortured and ahh I'm so happy with it. just read and review it. it's cool. you don't even have to review if you don't want to. or read it. IDC.
review your thoughts and tell me if you relate to all of this - I did! XD
- Royal ;D