Snow: Hello and welcome back to Warriors Stereotypes!

Wolf: And we are back... *Falls asleep*

Snow: *Looks at Wolf suspiciously* Anyway...

Wolf: *Wakes up suddenly and turns to Snow exclaiming* POWER NAP! *Voice gets to medium sound* Now what were you saying?

Snow: You just got that The Boss Baby trailer!

Wolf: *Grins* I know.

Snow: *Looks at Wolf then chuckles*

Wolf: Uh...

Snow: *Mutters* I am going to be very happy for your future girlfriend. You're funny.

Wolf: Ummm.. Thank you?

Snow: *Types viciously trying to get off subject* My turn!

Wolf: Nooooooo! We agreed that its my turn!

Snow: *Backs away from computer* But I get to do some of it!


Name: jackthe4th; What for: Multiple things.
1. I'm a ThunderClan shecat, so I must take in every kin that they ask of me.
2. I'm a WindClan leader, so I must've been driven out at least once.
3. I'm half-clan, so I must be totally oblivious to the weird looks I get.
4. My dad/mom is a leader, so I must be perfect.
5. Someone evil loves me, so I must fall in love with them and have at least thirty litters with them.
6. My parents were evil, so I must be a jerk.


Wolf: *Tries to keep going*

Snow: *Takes over* My turn! Remember!

Wolf: *Lies* No.

Snow: Liar! We agreed! You do six and...

Intruders: *Sneaks up behind Wolf and Snow*

Wolf: Okay! Okay! Just go! *Throw hands up annoyed*

Intruders: *Gets hit by Wolf's hands and groan*

Snow: Intruders! *Beats them up*

Wolf: *Stops Snow from going crazy and murdering them* Stop! Just go!

Snow: *Stops and smiles sheepishly* I guess I am better at self-defense then I thought.

Wolf: *Rolls eyes* JUST GO!

Snow: Okay! Okay!


7. I'm a gay cat (It happened before) so my relationship must end badly.
8. I'm in ShadowClan, so I must be a total jerk, either that or evil.
9. I'm in RiverClan, so I must be sly and fat.
10. I'm in love with a cat that's from another clan/who's a rogue, so our relationship must be crushed.
11. My parents are divorced, so I must be quiet.
12. My family is perfect, so everyone must die for no reason.


Wolf: Finally your done! I thought that would take years for you to finish!

Snow: I was not! *Light bulb forms above head* I have a idea! *Runs off*

Wolf: Oh no! *Runs after Snow*


HELLO! THIS IS A INTERMITION! JUST TO TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED DURING THIS TIME... I AM GOING TO... WELL... JUST TELL YOU! HERE I GO! SNOW WAS TELLING WOLF WHAT TO SAW TO MAKE A REFRENCE TO A PLAY SHE WANTS TO SEE! OH! I AM JUST INFORMED THAT THIS INTERMITION IS DONE. SEE 'YA NEXT TIME!


Snow: *Runs into a scene box with a nice, fancy background and sits down*

Wolf: *Peaks in and whispers/askes, whining* Do I have to?!

Snow: *Hisses* Yes! Now go!

Wolf: *Sighs and walks in with a questionable exprssion* Snow Crystal? Is that you?

Snow: *Looks at Wolf* Depends. Who's asking?

Wolf: Wolf Fang, Ma 'ma. *Looks around in leans in whispering* Are we done now?

Snow: *Answeres whispering while picking up things to change background* Yes.

Wolf: *Smiles gratefully and helps Snow*


INTERMISSION AGAIN!


Snow: Well... we are about rapped up for today.

Wolf: Yep! So see you all... *pulls out his "cool voice"* Later! Wolf out! *Walks away waving*

Snow: Yep! See you all later! Bye! Snow out! *Waves and turns the thing off*