Chapter 1:

Harry was glad he was sitting down because he was sure he would've fallen down on his a** otherwise. "Excuse me, but did you just say you're sending me back to be reborn in the past?!" Harry all but yelled while looking at exasperated but clearly amused death, who he nicknamed as kai. DEATH sighed and looked at his Master. "Yes I did." Death continued before his Master could interrupt him further. "Look at it this way, you can cause as much Chaos and Destruction as you want and The other Gods can't stop you. As long as you do them 1 little favor..."

Harry looked up thoughtfully and said, "What do they want?" Harry was pretty positive that Fate wanted to make up for making harry it's b***. Kai's smile was positively Evil, but what he said had said next had Harry wearing a smile that was worst than death himself. "They want you to make Albus, and his order of kentucky fried chicken's lives a living hell. Oh, and before I send you into your new life, there's some things that you need to know." DEATH made sure Harry was paying attention. "First off, you get to keep all your memories from all of the 2,000 years of your life and your power that's still growing. Secondly, you will become Tom Riddle's horcrux again. BUT, he will grow and be able to talk to you instead of him just creeping around inside of your head. Is that okay with you?"

Harry just nodded and said "yeah, that's cool, besides I miss it. But now you made it to where I can talk to him and allow him to grow. instead of stay looking like a creepy baby, Thanks!"
"There's a reason why we did this you'll find out later." Death stated before continuing he had a few hours to explain. "Third off, you will have a older twin sister who that a*** Dumbledore will claim is the 'girl-who-lived'."

Harry interrupted DEATH "Why do I get the feeling she isn't really the one that stopped him, and she's going to grow up like a spoiled little brat that get's all of the attention at home?" DEATH looked amused for a few seconds. "Because you're right," Kai said. "Anyway, the fourth thing is you will have your own money besides your Potter trust vault. You are going to be Merlin's heir as well as the three death brothers who I gave the ring, cloak, and wand. And no, your dad never got the true cloak and Albus never got the true Elder Wand. They both have fakes. All three items will be in your Vault, all you have to do is get a blood test and the goblins will do the rest.

And the last thing I have adopted you as my Son so not even the Killing curse can kill you, and you don't really need food. Now I think that's it. If you're ready for the Dark Lord to be destroyed, off we go!" And in a flash, they were gone.

Beta's Note(Yep): Hello fanfic readers(that sounded so lame, lmao). I go by "Ry4n" and i'm the new beta/"co-author" for this fic. If you have read this chapter before, you'll realize that very few minor changes have been added. Hopefully there isn't any spelling/grammar errors in this chapter anymore, make sure to flame at me if there're any errors so that I can start roasting marshmellows. I hope you guys enjoy the future chapters that's coming along in this fic. -Peace