Chapter 1: The Baby is here

The Bifrost opened onto Tony's helicopter landing pad creating a huge mark. "I just had that redone!" cried Tony before holding his head because of a hangover.

Thor appeared carrying something in his arms swaddled in gold silk blankets.

"What have you got there Thor?" asked Clint who was cuddling with Phil on the couch.

"Friends I bring to you what almost caused a war and the cutest thing you will ever see... My baby brother Loki!" said Thor before holding the swaddled blanket up in the air like they do in the Lion King, there was even a sun beam directed on Thor and the blanket covered being to show the importance that was being made.

Sweat drops all around at the show of dramatics.

"Well can we take a look at the little guy?" asked Bruce wiping his glasses.

"Sure hold on a second." said Thor as he unraveled the blanket to reveal the cutest baby with a raven colored hair with a slight curl at the nap of his neck, the biggest green eyes, a cute pouty bow-shaped lips sucking his thumb, adorable dimples, and big eyelashes.

"Aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww." said the Avengers, Pepper, and Phil. "He is adorable." said Pepper as she waved a finger in front of Loki watching him follow the movement with his eyes before letting out a giggle.

"what did you mean 'caused a war" asked Steve making silly faces at Loki.

"Well you see... Loki is actually the son of King Laufey and King Farbauti who are Frost Giants but at the end of the Aesir-Jotnar War my father found him in a temple so thinking him abandon father brought him back to Asgard. However . . . When Laufey and Farbauti came to Asgard to sign the peace treaty they discovered that Loki was their son which caused a huge uproar leading to a war-like custody battle before agreeing on shared custody." said Thor flippantly like it was an every day thing.

Everyone just had their mouths open in shock before turning their attention to Loki who just cooed at their reactions before setting off into a fit of giggles.