Thanks again to my beta Gigira for improving my poor English xD

Eliane Sadler shared: Who is the strongest between Master Yoda and Hulk? You've got the green light to share your thoughts.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Master Yoda.

Anakin Skywalker: Hulk.

Ahsoka Tano: Hulk.

Yoda: I.

Sheev Palpatine: Hulk.

Eliane Sadler: Let's consider that Hulk has won this game. Sorry, Master Yoda.

Yoda: Disappointed, I am.

Eliane Sadler: As long as you go into exile on Dagobah...

Yoda: Sorry?

Eliane Sadler: Nothing. Spoiler episode III :p

Eliane Sadler shared: I hate when someone holds his phone out to me, and says "It's your father" while it's obvious that it's just a phone.

Anakin Skywalker: Perhaps the father turned himself into a phone.

Eliane Sadler: I've never considered that from this point of view before O_o'

Eliane Sadler shared: THE PERFECT GUY. He is gay, or he is twice your age, or he already has a girlfriend, or he doesn't love you, or he lives at the other end of the planet, or he doesn't know you exist, or he doesn't exist at all.

Padmé Amidala: It's sad :/ And so much more when multiple things are combined.

Eliane Sadler: My life sucks then :/

Padmé Amidala: Why are you saying this?

Eliane Sadler: I have about ten millions of favourite characters. They're all fictitious. And they accumulate more or less other criteria :'( It's tough to be a fanwarrior :/

Sheev Palpatine: My dear, don't be so defeatist. Someday, you will find someone.

Eliane Sadler: … Perhaps I would have to come to your galaxy, then, because I can't find anyone in mine :p

Sheev Palpatine: You would be more than welcome here :)

Anakin Skywalker: I went on an Earthling website, and I found funny things there. Parodies of Thor's first name, to be more precise. "Investiga-Thor", "Decora-Thor"...

Eliane Sadler: To me, "Thor-Tilla" is the best one xD

Anakin Skywalker: "Thor-Tilla"?

Eliane Sadler: A tortilla is a mexican pancake :)

Anakin Skywalker: Oh, okay. ^-^'

Ahsoka Tano: "Naviga-Thor" also works :)

Barriss Offee: "Escala-Thor" too.

Anakin Skywalker: I found "Bu-Thor-fly".

Eliane Sadler: It's almost poetic x)

Anakin Skywalker likes this.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Eliane, we would be pleased to pick you from Earth so you could discover our galaxy :)

Eliane Sadler: Really? Wow, that's nice! … Even if I wonder why a proposition like this (paranoia :p)

Obi-Wan Kenobi: … Actually, the Jedi Council wants to interrogate you on what you know about Star Wars.

Eliane Sadler: I knew there was something behind it :/

Obi-Wan Kenobi: So, I suppose it's a "no"?

Eliane Sadler: Hmmm. I'll think about it.

Deadpool: Hello!

Deadpool has vanished.

Anakin Skywalker: Err...

Padmé Amidala: How to say that?...

Anakin Skywalker: It was weird.

Eliane Sadler: Suddenly, a wild Deadpool appears. Before vanishing once again. Because he's taking the piss out of us?

Anakin Skywalker: As long as he doesn't bring his unicorn back... I've never been so embarrassed about something when Ahsoka asked me what was spread onto it.

Ahsoka Tano: In the end, as you didn't want to tell me anything about it, Master, I searched by myself... and now I understand why you didn't want to talk about "seminal fluid" with me O_o'

Anakin Skywalker: Ahsoka! O_o'

Eliane Sadler: Don't corrupt your young mind!

Ahsoka Tano: I learned the lesson. I won't ever search things like this again without Skyguy's approval.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You need to put things into perspective, Anakin. She could have found worse things.

Anakin Skywalker: I don't want to think about it. O_o'

Eliane Sadler: I just thought about something. You have invited me to come into your galaxy. It's a nice thing, uh, I'd like it. But you could also come to Earth :D

Sheev Palpatine: This is not a bad idea, not at all. Unfortunately, we have a war to run. In another case, I would have been glad to meet you in person on your homeworld :)

Anakin Skywalker: Too bad we can't go to Earth. I was curious to see what it looks like.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I'll ask the Council if they would allow a little expedition... taking the Clone Wars into account, of course.

Eliane Sadler: It would be nice, but I don't think you would all be there :/

Padmé Amidala: If it was a "diplomatic mission"... perhaps I could come as well. :)

Sheev Palpatine: That would work... but there would be political negotiations once we are there.

Ahsoka Tano: And we won't be able to spend as much time as we want with Eliane :/

Anakin Skywalker: We could talk about "discovering a new planet", but no politician could come with us in that case. It would be a Jedi expedition only.

Sheev Palpatine: We have to think about all this. I hope we will find a way :)

Padmé Amidala: Wanting to escape from the Coruscant routine, Chancellor? ;)

Sheev Palpatine: A little holiday would be pleasant, for a change :)

Eliane Sadler: I would love to meet you all ^-^'

Anakin is really an overprotective Master ^_^'