WELCOME TO LAME OLD JOKES THEATER: Tonight's guest host is Ahsoka Tano.

AHSOKA: "Hello, boys. On this great New Year's Eve you should know that I don't drink anymore."

CLONE TROOOPER: "Good for you, kid."

Someone hands Ahsoka a drink. She takes a big swig.

AHSOKA (with a smirk): "Of course, I don't drink any less, either."

CLONE TROOPPERS: "BOOOO! Get off the stage. What a lame joke! You stink!"

AHSOKA (crosses arms): "Remember boys, I'm making the duty roster next week."

CLONE TROOPERS: "YAAAYYY! You tell it great, Commander! Bravo! Bravo! We love you! I want to have your baby!"

AHSOKA: "Uh, you do know you're the guy, right?"

THIS HAS BEEN LAME OLD JOKES THEATER. GOODNIGHT, EVERYONE!