Hey! I've got a new story!

Kitty: Oh, great, more suffering!

Shark #2: Can I do the honors?

Me: Of course!

Shark #2: Shut up! *throws Kitty out window* *dusts fins off*

Me: Anyways, new story! This is an adaptation of a story I have on Wattpad, but I'm editing and fixing a few things, so don't read that, the revisions aren't done. Here's the full-

Monkey: New and improved!

Me: - Summary.

Katherine was five when she was found by the Joker, who took an immediate liking to her. He said it was because of 'the fire in your eyes'. When the more kindhearted and maternal (the non- psychopathic) villains of Gotham - Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Riddler, Firefly and occasionally Mr. Freeze (but mostly Catwoman and Ivy.) - Heard, they decided that a homicidal maniac was in no way fit to raise a child. They took Katherine in, coming to the agreement that she would live with Selina. Katherine soon grew accustomed to living with the villains and when the Rogues of Central City made the mistake of coming to Gotham, well, Kathy found a getaway spot. But, with every villain, comes a hero.

Me: First actual chapter will come soon, I have to finish rewriting and editing the previous story!

Monkey: See you then!

Me: Wildfire OUT!