Main Cast
Rie Kugimiya/Tia Ballard as Happy
Shirō Saitō/Chuck Huber as Bluenote Stinger
Yui Horie/Jad Saxton as Carla
Tetsuya Kakihara/Todd Haberkorn as Natsu Dragneel
Aya Hirano/Cherami Leigh as Lucy Heartfilia
Yuichi Nakamura/Newton Pittman as Gray Fullbuster
Satomi Satō/Brittney Karbowski as Wendy Marvel
Mariya Ise/Lindsay Seidel as Romeo Conbolt
Sayaka Ohara/Colleen Clinkenbeard as Erza Scarlet
Daisuke Namikawa/Robert McCollum as Jellal Fernandez
Mariya Ise/Kristi Kang as Levy McGarden
Wataru Hatano/David Wald as Gajeel Redfox
Akiko Yajima/Marti Etheridge as Lector
Satomi Kōrogi/Dawn M. Bennett as Frosch
Yui Horie/Melinda Wood Allen as Chagot
Shinpachi Tsuji/R. Bruce Elliot as Makarov Dreyar
Ryou Sugisaki/Bryan Massey as Kain Hikaru
Tomokazu Seki/Dave Wittenberg as Yakdoriga
Masaki Kawanabe/Corey Ceary-Stoner as Jet
Eiji Sekiguchi/Z. Charles Bolton as Droy
Eri Kitamura/Jamie Marchi as Cana Alberona
Kazuma Horie/Douglass Burks as Nadi
Brittany Redfield as Belletokia
Hiroki Tōchi/Rick Keeling as Panther Lily
Yūya Uchida/Aaron Roberts as Samuel
Michelle Rojas as Gogotora
Heather Walker as Kurubushi
Ako Mayama/Wendy Powell as Muganto
Yoshimitsu Shimoyama/Greg Dulcie as Mejeer
Steve Powell as Mysdroy
Hiroki Gotō/Sonny Strait as Martam
Eiji Miyashita/Brad Jackson as Nullpudding
Yoshimitsu Shimoyama/Josh Grelle as Kurohebi
Masaki Kawanabe/Brian Mathis as Macao Conbolt
and Shōko Tsuda/Pam Dougherty as Grandeeney
Ending Song
The Time of Your Life
Sung by Randy Newman
Was a bug, little bug, hardly there
How he felt, what he dreamed, who would care?
Without any evidence (His flaws were many)
He was full of confidence (Some people haven't any)
Didn't have much common sense (It's highly overrated)
He just knew that he'd come through
It's the time of your life so live it well
It's the time of your life so live it well
We may only go 'round one time
As far as I can tell
It's the time of your life so live it well
We may only go 'round one time
As far as I can tell (He could be wrong about that)
It's the time of your life (Time, life)
It's the time of your life (Time, life)
It's the time of your life so live it well
The Grimoire Heart Gang: Bunker Scene – Take 13
Director: Speed! Marker, and… Action!
Bluenote: Are you saying I'm stupid?
Carla: No…
Bluenote: Do I look stupid to you?
*Carla bursts out laughing, causing Bluenote to roll his eyes in annoyance.*
Carla: I'm sorry!
RETAKE
Bluenote: Are you saying I'm stupid?
*Carla laughs hysterically, getting near the screen, while Bluenote slaps his forehead in the background.*
Carla: I'm sorry! No, I got it. No, no. Do it again. I'm fine.
RETAKE
Bluenote: Are you saying I'm stupid?
Carla: YES!
*While Carla laughs hysterically once more, Bluenote talks to the director.*
Bluenote: (complaining) Ugh! Fifteen takes and fifteen times! I can't work in the studio with that furball who can't stop laughing! If anyone needs me, I'll be in my trailer.
*Bluenote walks off as Carla regains herself.*
Carla: I need a break…
Building a Dragon: Infirmary Scene – Take 8
Director: Marker!
Lucy: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on! Natsu, Wendy, Romeo, Gajeel, and Erza may be itching to fight Grimoires—
*From off-set, the noise of set-building can be heard very loudly, interrupting Lucy. She wasn't able to finish her line because of the apparent construction going on during the filming.*
Lucy: Is someone hammering? Can we hold the work, please? People!
Natsu: (rolls his eyes) Boy, and you thought production had problems.
Happy's Idea: Dandelion Scene – Take 2
Director: And… action!
*Happy plucks out one of the dandelions and raises it.*
Happy: TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!
Lector: Hey, wasn't that line ripped from TheSavageMan100's first Fairy Tail Pixar fanmake, Fairy Tail's Toy Story?
*Happy realizes his mistake, as off-screen laughter is heard. He laughs sheepishly.*
Happy: Sorry about that. I just couldn't resist. Really, can you blame me? Okay, let's go for real.
*Happy re-affixes the dandelion.*
Director: Okay, cut.
Happy: (walking-off screen) Sorry.
The Truth About Grimoires: Kain and Bluenote Scene – Take 2
Kain: Why go back to Extalia at all? I mean, you don't even like fish!
Bluenote: WHAT?!
*He stood up, walking towards Kain furiously.*
Kain: You're right! I didn't think it was such a good idea myself. It wasn't even my idea! It was—
*Kain didn't notice he is backing away too closer to the camera.*
Cameraman: Hey, hey, hey! Careful!
*Too late! Kain causes the camera to fall over, thanks to his hand, and the boom operator and a clapper notices.*
Kain: Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Is the camera broke? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Did I ruin the take?
*Concerned, one of the workers tried to help the camera up.*
Exposed and Exiled: Party Scene – Take 5
Carla: And thank you, for finding them, Happy.
Happy: Me?
*Happy turns to Carla, and their whiskers get hopelessly entangled together.*
Happy: Oh, uh, uh…
Carla: Ow, ow, ow!
Happy: Oh, oh no.
*Happy tried to untangle their whiskers, but Carla winces even more.*
Carla: This really hurts. Can we cut?
Happy: Oh, I'm sorry.
Carla: Ow!
Return to Extalia – Before Shooting
*Belletokia leans towards a male Exceed extra next to her with a seductive grin.*
Belletokia: So, is there a Mrs. Cat you have to tunnel home to?
*She touches the Exceed… and it falls over. It was just a cardboard stand painted to look like an Exceed.*
Belletokia: Whoops! I'm sorry! I thought he was real!
*Chuckling sheepishly, Belletokia glances again at the knocked-over cardboard cut-out, and smiles.*
Belletokia: Well, might as well put that thing in my car.
Happy's Idea: Courtroom Scene – Take 6
Director: Marker.
Carla: Your Excellences, on behalf of Her Royal Majes— WHOA!
*Carla loses her balance, and falls backwards. All the Royal Council members, the Four Elders, and Happy laugh. Panther Lily and Samuel bend down to help Carla up.*
A Special Performance: "Injured" Natsu Scene – Take 3
*Natsu, with his right eye smothered in tomato juice to make it sound like he was attacked by the dragon, groans in front of Bluenote.*
Natsu: Aaaahh… My…
*Suddenly, he pauses. He begins to shout in pain, which sounded more real.*
Natsu: Ow! OW! OWWWW! MY EYE! SERIOUSLY, I'VE GOT TOMATO JUICE IN MY EYE!
*Natsu removes the tomato from his eye and put his hands over it. Bluenote begins laughing mischeviously.*
Natsu: It stings! Stop acting! I'm serious! STOP THE CAMERA!
Happy's Idea: Courtroom Scene – Take 2
Carla: (chuckles admirably) I sense a lot of potential in you, my young Exceed. With enough courage and confidence, you may be able to—
*The sound of urinating is heard from Chagot's pet worm, who grins. Chagot is suddenly shocked.*
Chagot: Uh-oh! Towel! I need a towel over here!
*Happy could help but laugh, including the crew. Chagot picks up her pet worm at arm's distance, looking a bit disgusted.*
Director: Cut!
Rebellion: Yakdoriga, Lector, and Frosch Scene – Take 6
*Yakdoriga screeches at Lector and Frosch… but then he relaxes for some reason and starts speaking in a human voice. Lector and Frosch groan in annoyance.*
Yakdoriga: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Can we… Can we cut? It's just that I don't think I'm coming across.
*He strokes his chin in thought.*
Yakdoriga: Oh, I know, I know. I could lather up a bunch of spit. Ooh, ooh. That's good. I got it, K.S. All right, one more for me!
*He leans back down again to retake the shot.*
The Fairy Tail Troupe: Flaming Death Scene – Take 3
Director: Speed! Marker! Action!
Makarov: …and use her Solid Script Magic to create a web of safety in LESS THAN FIFTEEN—
*He accidentally bumps his head into the camera, knocking him out.*
Recruiting Warriors: Before Bar Brawl Scene – Take 2
Gray: Hey, Pyro! Your buddies from the ci—
*He didn't finish, because he notices something on Natsu's face and bursts out laughing.*
Gray: I'm sorry! He's got something on his nose!
*Everyone else, minus Natsu, starts laughing. Natsu turns around to face the camera… with a big booger hanging out of his nose.*
Natsu: (confused) What?
Gray: (snickers) Make-up!
*Natsu notices the booger on his nose and becomes embarrassed.*
Life in Extalia: The Gap Scene – Take 2
Director: And action!
Nadi: I don't think we need to involve the Queen in this. She's got enough on her plate already… (added slyly) training her daughter.
Belletokia: Oh, yes. Princess Lara.
*Belletokia gasped, realizing his mistake.*
Belletokia: Lara?! Did I say Lara?! That's the first name of the main character of a tomb-raiding franchise everybody's crazy about! Where's my notebook and pencil? Let's do some studying!
Nadi: (rolls his eyes) I personally blame Lara Croft fir mixing up names.
Belletokia: Okay, I'll do it right this time.
*Natsu (from Fairy Tail's Toy Story) enters the scene, holding a clapper upside down with a sly smile.*
Return to Extalia: Troupe Landing Scene – Take 3
Director: Action!
*The Flying Dragion buzzes down towards the camera for the shot. As it gets closer, an Exceed extra sleeping on the ground wakes up and screams upon seeing the flying vehicle, only to be squashed underneath it. The Exceed groans twice.*
The Grimoire Heart Gang: Bluenote and Kain Scene – Take 5
Director: Marker. Action.
Bluenote: Do you understand me?
*Kain whimpers, but doesn't say anything. Bluenote re-flings him against the wall.*
Bluenote: I said, do you understand me?!
Kain: (laughing) I'm sorry! I'm sorry. He looked funny… He looked funny at me. Can we… Just let me have another take.
RETAKE
Bluenote: I said, do you understand me?!
*Kain laughs really hard.*
Kain: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He made me laugh. Please, I'll do it right this time. Just once more.
Bluenote: You know, I don't—
RETAKE
Bluenote: I said, do you understand me?!
*Kain laughs hysterically and uncontrollably, while Bluenote groans. Kain leans against Bluenote for support. Bluenote looks clearly agitated.*
Recruiting Warriors: Flight to Extalia Scene – Take 12
Director: Marker.
*While the Flying Dragion flies, a small bug suddenly flies down Gray's throat. He gulps and then chokes.*
Gray: Wait, stop. I think I swallowed a bug.
*Gray chokes more, while Natsu and Lucy chuckle.*
Life in Extalia: Pretend It's a Seed Scene – Take 4
*Happy swaps Lector and Frosch's telescope for a rock.*
Happy: Okay, pretend that it's a seed.
*Frosch stares at the rock for a few seconds.*
Frosch: Umm… What was my line again?
Director: "It's a rock."
*Happy, Lector, and Frosch laugh.*
Frosch: Sorry, I keep forgetting.
*He gives Happy back the rock for a retake.*
Dragon Attack!: Motherglare Appear's Scene
Fairy Tail Troupe: DRAAAAGGGGOOOOOONNNNNN!
*Motherglare is about to attack, when suddenly, he broke down, revealing that the dragon was just a giant prop machine.*
Wendy: (beams hopefully) Does this mean we can have a lunch break?
Romeo: This dragon's broken. Can somebody get Dad on the phone?
Recruiting Warriors: Flight to Extalia Scene – Take 4
Director: Okay, action!
*Natsu is about to get something from the clouds. He attempts to catch a bird, and ends up falling out of the Flying Dragion, letting out a scream.*
It's the time of your life so live it well
It's the time of your life so live it well
We may only go 'round this one time
As far as I can tell
It's the time of your life so live it well
Like us all, he started small
Then he grew
When the time came he knew what to do
He knew in order to succeed (They'd have to work together)
He turned a rock into a seed (And they were changed forever)
Then they had the strength they'd need (To get through stormy weather)
Do or die, you gotta try
It's the time of your life so live it well
It's the time of your life so live it well
We may only go 'round one time
As far as I can tell (He could be wrong about that)
It's the time of your life so live it well
Isn't it a bit surprising
How one's fortunes ebb and flow
And only to the enterprising
Does the magic fortune cookie go
Believe me, it's the time of your life so live it well
It's the time of your life so live it well
We may only go 'round one time
As far as I can tell
It's the time of your life
It's the time of your life
It's the time of your life so live it well
Author's Note:
Finally! The second of Fairy Tail's Pixar Parody Series is D.O.N.E.! It's been one heck of a ride, after all the college studies and homework and Wi-Fi problems and broken computers. This was kind of tough for me to finish up, but it's finally done. Thanks to the supporters and followers for their reviews and support along the way.
And if you're looking for more Disney stories, check out my Fairy Tail's Disney Parody series, from Romeoladdin to Natsules. Take your pick!
Or perhaps you'd prefer something with… TOYS? In that case, stay tuned for the opening chapter of the upcoming sequel to my first Fairy Tail Pixar Parody, Fairy Tail's Toy Story 2! Your favorite Fairy Tail characters as toys in Ken Hirugashi's room will be returning, and new characters will be added! Starring Juvia Lockser as Jesse the Yodeling Cowgirl, Kemo-Kemo as Bullseye, and tons of extra characters. Oh, and the other members of the Lamia Scale will be part of the story, so expect the Gray/Lyon bromance and Wendy/Sherry dynamic!
Well, this is TheSavageMan100, singing off and taking a break. See you again soon!