AN: 'Ello! And as I've promised a Naru!Zwei story. Now before you read, if some of you have noticed on my other work I may not make the best jokes, well sorry for that, and for what may be another line of bad jokes you might read. But anyways this fic, unlike the other one, will be more lighthearted. Like RWBY chibi lighthearted, it will have it's serious moment and a good plot so it's not just a fic that's 'whatever'.
Well, shouldn't keep you folks any longer, hope you guys like it!
Remnant, a world full of danger and legends forgotten. Creatures roam the land, creatures of Grimm, kill indiscriminately and without mercy. Humanity has fought the Grimm for a very long time, almost driving them to extinction.
But our story starts not with a famous Huntsman or Huntress, not at a place of great imortance nor an item belonging to some legend
No, this story starts in a wooden house in an island off of Vale, Patch, with a family of three and their pet dog. It is here that a hero world once strife with war and death find himself after an unfortunate accident. Or is it a fortunate accident, after all, his presence alone will change the fates of many.
Inside the house, the kitchen specifically, a blue-eyed blonde haired man in brown cargo shorts and a tan dress shirt thas has the right sleeve cut off. The man is currently setting up and putting food on the table, once that's done he looked at the time '7:30' and looked to his side.p
"Hey Zwei," the dog, Zwei looked to his 'owner' when his name was mentioned . Zwei is a black headed tri-colored corgi, his has gray colored eyes and a short stubby tail " can you see if Ruby is up boy?"
"Arf!"
"That's a good boy." the man rubbed Zwei's head.
On the outside Zwei was wagging his short tail with his tongue out, he just looked like a very happy dog. On the inside however "STOP RUBBING MY HEAD OLD MAN! NOBODY RUBS NARUTO UZUMAKI'S HEAD!" 'Except maybe Ruby and Yang.'
... You probably want an explanation correct? Well...
(FLASHBACK)
"If we die, your ass is mine.. all night."
"How shameful! Atleast do it where i can't see or hear you!"
"You know you want the D."
"Okay, first off, WHAT THE FUCK YOU TWO! And second, don't worry I've got this!"
The white haired teen waved off the foxes concern. Said teen is wearing a long white high full lenth kimono (AN: to give you an idea he is wearing the same thing as Hagoromo) the teens eyes are a cerulean blue and his long hair a slivery white. This teen is Uzumaki Naruto or Naruto Uzumaki depending on where you are. Now some of you might ask 'why the hell is his hair not blonde!?', well that is because of his tenant or to be more accurate, tenants: Kaguya Ôtsutsuki, Rabbit Goddess and mother of the Sage of Six Paths and Holo, the Ten Tailed Wolf (AN: due to the author being unable to get creative with this characters appearance {aka: he was too lazy}, the character will be Holo from spice and wolf {Disclaimer: I do not own Spice and wolf}).
As to how that happened. Well, during the climax of the 4th Shinobi War when Naruto and Sasuke were about to seal Kaguya in a moon in one of her dimensions. For some unknown reason something went wrong with the sealing. Instead of Kaguya being sealed in a Chibaku Tensei made moon she was instead sealed inside Naruto. The Tailed Beasts, who were within Kaguya and broke off from her when she was weakened, got caught in the sealing process and merged once again into the Ten Tails.
The entirety of Team 7 had an eyes wide, jaw-dropped expression at the turn of events and weren't able to utter a word the entire time. It wasn't until they were summoned back by the late Kage's that they managed to recover from the rather interesting yet concerning turn of events. Naruto was immediately upon Hagoromo and asked why the sealing had gone 'wrong' and Hagoromo told them to explain. One explanation later, Hagoromo is seen sprawled on the ground with a huge steaming lump on his head, Naruto who had a comical expression of rage with a large tick mark on his head holding out a steaming fist, everyone else huddling in a corner sweating nervously, cause everyone knows you don't mess with an angry Uzumaki, except for Minato who had a nostalgic look on his face.
It seemed that the technique used for the seal decides as to how or where the thing or person being sealed is sealed into depending on what the users were thinking of at the time. Naruto at the time was thinking if Kaguya really is evil as he has seen her and wanted to give her a chance to prove herself, basically giving her a second chance. Sasuke, well who knows what he was thinking at the time (*cough*revolution*cough*).
Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on who you asked, the seal isolated the powers and chakra of Kaguya and the Ten Tails from Naruto, only affecting his hair and his lifespan. His hair went from spiky wild blond to long silvery white, and his lifespan went from long due to Uzumaki longetivity to immortal.
The war ended and everything was good, peace reigned throughout the Elemental Nations, and then came the inevitable.
Naruto Uzumaki...
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... got bored.
So to alleviate his boredom Naruto, like his Godfather before him, travelled the lands and helped people when he can.
While working on the seals he couldn't help but think back to he first officialy met Kaguya
(FLASHBACK's Flashback)
(Inside Naruto's Mindscape)
'Well, it's been sometime since I was last here.' Naruto thought. The last time he ever visited his mindscape was during the war when Kurama was with, now he's in his mindscape to check up on his two new tenants. Now don't get him wrong, he did try to visit the two during these six years but their condition wouldn't allow it. Kaguya's mind was still a mess and the Ten Tails was no better. It was only recently that he felt the two calm down thus he here now in his mindscape to chech on them.
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The sound of his footsteps echo in his mindscape. He kept on walking until he reached two sets of metal bars, one set very tall and huge the other very small compared to the first. He walked to the smallest of the two because between Kaguya and the Ten Tails, Kaguya would be much easier to deal with, at least that's what he hopes. He opens the gate on Kaguya's side. As he steps further in he felt something wrong, it's quiet, too quiet.
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'Well, this unexpected. Good, but again unexpected.' Naruto's face was unreadable, he couldn't decide whether to laugh, sweatdrop, or join them.
What was happening that was unexpected? In front of him are two women, sitting with a round table between them eyes narrowed at each other, their faces scrunched up in deep concentration. The woman on the left, Kaguya Otsutuki, is sweating profusely while glaring holes at her opponent. He blushed when he noticed said woman almost half naked... is it bad that he is getting turned on by a woman that is ages older than him?
Giving Kaguya a victorious smirk, the woman on the right is quite, cute, in Naruto's opinion (AN: please google Holo if to know what she looks like and what she is wearing, unless you've already done so). The woman suddenly looked annoyed and felt as if someone just insulted then gained a mischievious smile when she felt Naruto in the room she and Mrs. Prude is in, she looked at Kaguya who hasn't felt Naruto nearby with how concentrated she is right now. She looked at the cards on her hand and thought how lucky -unluckily for Kaguya- it was that they chose to play strip poker at the time.
"Oh, Kaguya-chan!" the rabbit goddess looked at Holo with wide frantic eyes, her eerie smile didn't help settle Kaguya's nerves. But it was the cards on her hands : Royal Flush.
Holo started chanting "TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!".
Kaguya had a full body blush, taking off the rest of her clothes should be easy enough, their host doesn't even visit them so chances of anyone else but Holo seeing her in her birthday suit is none. Well except Naruto, not that she knew.
Naruto could only stare eyes wide and jaw on the floor at the sight he is being treated to right now..,... don't judge him, being Jiraiya's apprentice will turn even the most well mannered gentleman into a raging pervert, except him. He just appreciates the female body in all its wonder. Yep, nothing perverted about that.
He was cut off from his appreciation when he heard a female voice in his head 'Like the show Naru-kun?' he looked around to see wgich of the two talked to him via mind-link and he saw Holo giving him a teasing smile. He smirked, then thought of a comeback.
'Of course, i mean its way better than looking at something small.' Holo looked like someone just slapped her, she then smile teasingly and motioned for him to look in front. Naruto turned to look at what was so- he flew towards the wall via nosebleed. The last thing he remembers is seeing something pink ,someone screaming about him taking responsiblity and someone straddling him before his vision turned dark.
(End Flashback of FLASHBACK)
(FLASHBACK)
He was taken from his walk down memory lane when the seals he was making started glowing, did he activate the seal while reminiscing? He was about to shrug it off when he saw something wrong with one of the seals he wrote, is that a-.
"I AM SO BONING YOU!"
"HOOOLLLOOOO!"
After that he found himself turned into a puppy in the middle of a forest with Beowolves surrounding him. He would have fought back but his powers appeared to have been sealed, Kaguya and Holo were not in the seal either, the seal is intact and their power is still there but they themselves are nowhere to be found.
He was rescued by a white hooded Huntswoman, Summer Rose, who took him home with her, he met Ruby and Yang and fourteen years later here he is now trotting across the house to wake Ruby up. When he got to the front of her room the door was still closed and locked.
'Not for long.' Naruto thought with a grin. Five seconds later the screams of a girl and a loud slap is heard around the house.
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"Not cool."
"Well, maybe you shouldn't have charged the door while I was changing you perv." Ruby looked at Naruto (AN: when Naruto is speaking with someone who knows who he is he will be called Naruto, otherwise he will be called Zwei) with a twitchy eye. In case you are wondering they are communicating through telepathy, and incase you are wondering how Ruby knows who Naruto is... well it involves the bathroom, a thinking Naruto, a young Ruby and someone seeing man-meat. Why he didn't have clothes back then when he was wearing one before he became a dig, he will never know.
Naruto huffed and jumped off of the bed and wondered what was up with the packed bags and he voiced this question to Ruby.
"Huh? Didn't I tell you that I got accepted into Beacon?" oh right.
Ruby got into some trouble which ended up with her meeting the headmaster of said school and ended up getting accepted into said school. Well this sucks, he'll be stuck at home with Taiyang, no offense to the guy but he just doesn't have that magic touch that Ruby and Yang have.
Ruby noticed Naruto's ears drooping and tried to comfort the man-turned-dog as best she can. If she dould she'd bring him with her, but she doesn't know if Beacon allows students to bring any pets.
"Hey Naru."
He looked up when he heard Ruby call him by the nickname she gave him.
"Don't worry 'kay, I'll come visit from time to time."
Naruto looked to the side, he isn't overly attached to Ruby or anything but ever since a few days ago he's been getting this feeling that something bad is going to happen, and if what that old school gangster wannabe's saying is right then shit's going to hit the fan soon.
"Fine, kick ass while your there for me, 'kay?" Naruto said with a grin that made Ruby glomp him to death.
"Ohh, you're just soo cute."
"Mmpph mpfff fmee!"
'Well, I guess this is I go, cuddled to death a by a cute girl... not a bad way to go. Oh, did I mention that I am not immortal anymore?'
In an unknown place a female figure with long brown hair is looking at a crystall ball with a look of hate on her face, the image she is eeing on the crystal: Ruby hugging Naruto/Zwei.
The woman not being able to hold it in any longer screamed her head off, the only you can decipher from her was 'damned redhead', 'hussy touching MY naru-kun', 'bestiality ftw', etc.
Beside her a woman with VERY long white hair and horn like appendages on her head is looking at the ball with an unreadable expressioaaaaand blood is flowing down her nose 'Tie him up, kill her, then ride him..no. Kill her then ride him, no no. How about i tie them both up the-', a jet of blood shot from nose crashing her into a dark red dust crystal.
These two are Naruto's -questionable if they are still- tenants, Holo the Ten Tailed Wolf and Kaguya Otsutsuki the Rabbit Goddess.
A few feet away from them another woman with white hair that is styled into a bun with six offshoots, she is Salem... just Salem. She is rubbing her forehead in exasperation at the two beings in front of her. When they first appeared fourteen years ago the two were quite frantic trying to find someone named Naruto Uzumaki, she scoffed at the name, whoever named the boy sure had an addiction to those noodles that the dog Cinder has with her sometimes eats. What were they called again, remen? Back to the two idiots in front of her.
The two females certainly had power in spades, when she tested them for how strong they were, it resulted in a few broken bones, burnt hair, and three exhausted females. And with all that strength they contributed... nothing, well they did kill someone that Ozpin sent into her domain. As it turns out they were more interested in finding this Naruto person. And they did, and they hesittated, why? Turns out the person they killed was Summer Rose, and Naruto from what they saw was very happy living with her family and her even if he is a dog right now, and her death affected him badly. But it didn't stop them from spying on him, especially when on the rare occasion he'd be human gain and bathe. She shook her at the two and gave a deep, deep sigh.
She looked at the si- is she...
"Why oh why, did you put those two with me?" Salem's face looked very annoyed as she stared at the author besid-
"OH great now I'M breaking the fourth wall!... I think?"
"Ahem."
"Oh right, uhhm, uhhh... just because?"
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"Just continue..." she really just wanted to get this over with.
Salem moved away from the two and started to think about the plan. The plan that will bring- "OH, SHUT IT KAGUYA YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS I AM!"- that will - "I RESENT THAT YOU BRUTE!"- that - "OH JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE BIGGER GUNS THAN ME MAKE ME LESS OF A WOMAN!? IS THAT IT!? WELL LET ME TELL YOU-" - thatwillbringhumanitytoitskneesinsertevillaughOzpinandhisocalledguardianwillfall. "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE TECHNIQUE SISTER, TECHNIQUE!"
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Maybe Cinder will lend her her if she asked.
Omake: Dog Therapy
Patient: Roman Torchwick
Occupation: Criminal
Problem: Bossy Boss
Sitting or rather laying on his back on the therapy chair is a man with orange hair, is wearing a white suit and a bowler hat is renowned criminal Roman Torchwick, sitting on a chair beside is Zwei/Naruto who is wearing glasses and holding a notepad.
"- I mean she's just SO irritating, who does she think she is anyway? She just shows up in the middle of nowhere acting all smug and mighty and she has the nerve to make me, ME, try and submit to HER! OF ALL THE-"
"Arf!" Roman looked at Zwei sharply
"Well yes I am working for her rigth now, not like I had choice" Roman said looking away.
"Bow?" Zwei barked tilting his head.
"I guess she does get the job done and gets me out of the slammer when I get caught."
"Arf!"
"All right, all right, I'll atleast tolerate her no need to get snippy with me you mutt!"
Zwei jumped Roman and started scratching and biting while Roman tried getting him off to no success.
And another job well done.
AN: ... just give it to me straight if you thought it was horrible, 'kay?
So if anyone's wondering if this will have a pairing, yes, but i'm leaning more towards either Ruby, Blake or Velvet. Maybe Winter? I don't know, I can't even decide if I'm gonna do the same thing did as the other fic and just make it harem but, meh. Unlike ROAF i'm just gonna let story decide, if not i'll let you guys know and there will be a poll.
And speaking of polls, if there are ROAF (remnants of an age forgotten in case you don't know)readers here, on the release of the next chapter the pairing poll will be closed and someone will be taken out because the way I'm writing it she might get paired with him regardless.
And that's all, please review, fave or follow. This is Qrious signing out.