Chapter 1: So a Witch and an Immortal Walk into Death City...

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Disclaimer: Soul Eater is owned by Atsushi Ohkubo and Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto

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It was a peaceful day in Death City. The streets were filled with vendors, the sky was a brilliant blue, and the Death Weapon-Meister Academy was welcoming a new batch of students. It was a literal festival as the vendors greeted the new students who were on their way up the steps of the Academy, where the teachers and older students would greet them.

If one would look closely, they would notice an undercurrent of tension in the air. Every experienced meister in the city was on edge, feeling something approaching the city. The feeling had gotten so close that the headmaster of the DWMA, Lord Death, had dispatched three of his top student teams to intercept and delay whatever was approaching the city.

The first team was a pair of young teens on a motorcycle. They were Soul Eater, a demon scythe, and his meister, Maka Albarn. They were considered the best team in the Academy, despite the fact that all ninety-nine Kishen eggs that they had collected were taken away due to a mistake in obtaining a witch's soul. They had accidentally hunted and collected one of the nine souls of a highly magical cat, but they had quickly gotten back on track. Two weeks later and they were already close to thirty Kishen eggs.

They were patrolling the streets around the outer edge of the city, Maka trying to use her ability to sense the soul-wavelengths of others to try and pinpoint were the oppressive feeling was coming from. So far all she had managed was that there were two souls and that they were heading towards the city at a very high speed.

The next group consisted of the self-stylized ninja and self-proclaimed man who would surpass god, Black Star, and his weapon partner Tsubaki. They were on the rooftops in the general area of Maka and Soul, mainly because Black Star wanted to be the first one to get a crack at whoever was coming. These people put Lord Death on edge, so he could prove himself better than him by taking them out! Tsubaki was only there to try and keep him from being killed.

In the air high above the city was the final student, the son of Lord Death himself. Death the Kid scanned the horizon for the approaching unknowns as he adjusted his grip on his demon pistols, the sisters Patty and Liz Thompson. The girls could tell how serious the situation was when Lord Death sent them out, the personification of death was unnerved by what he was feeling.

Lord Death had told them something had broken the dimensional barrier over a year ago and he had been tracking them from afar. They had apparently been content in staying to the wilderness, away from the larger populations, but something had changed. Three days ago the unknowns had suddenly started making a beeline to Death City, and it was something that he didn't like. Two souls, one of an immortal, and the other, a witch, were heading towards them and with the levels of strength he seemed to be sensing, the only chance they had to stop them was here in Death City. His son and his friends were acting as the lookouts, ready to raise the alarm and stall the intruders as the rest of the experienced teams were prepared to defend the DWMA and the new students from these two unknowns. Currently Sid and Stein were prepared to go out and help the three teams once the alarm was raised.

It was Maka who sensed them first. Screaming at Soul to head towards the main gate, she radioed it in. they were nearly here. Kid was right behind them as he let his father know, the entirety of the DWMA was now on lock down. Black Star had somehow beat them both there, a wide grin on his face as he shook with barely restrain excitement.

"Guys, what's the plan?" Soul asked as he parked his motorcycle, looking around as the citizens of death city seemingly disappeared, everyone having evacuated to the underground bunkers.

"Stall them until back up arrives, Father recalled a couple of his Death Scythes because of this, but I have no idea if they're going to make it in time." Kid said as he landed. Soul merely nodded and transformed, letting Maka take a hold of him. All three stared at the main gate as their partners prepared themselves for battle.

It was all they could do to keep their knees from shaking as the overbearing presence closed in. Then they blinked. A cloaked man was standing there with a sword on his hip and something on his back. He was tall and lean, his black hair swept back as his eyes glowed red. Kidd noted that the eyes themselves were perfectly symmetrical, red eyes that had a combination of a kaleidoscope pattern and a set of rings that move outwards from the pupil. He had literally appeared out of nowhere. As the children prepared for battle, a child's voice called out.

"Stop scaring them Teme! This is the only place that can help us!"

The seven students watched in confusion as a little girl popped up over the man's shoulder. Black Star Noted she was a little older than the Little Witch Angela he had mistakenly gone after. Maka stared as she looked at the girl's soul wavelength, trembling as she saw the size and the shape of the little Girl's soul. Kid watched, in awe of the symmetry of the pair, idly noting the symmetrical whisker marks on the girl's face.

"I wasn't trying to scare them dobe. I can't help it if they're this weak." He said before looking at them, "Except for the blue hair one, he could pass as your older brother in attitude alone."

The girl apparently felt insulted as she rose her little fist and punch him in the head, "Shut up teme! If the Shinigami is here, he should be able to tell us if we can get back or not."

"I still say this is a stupid idea," the man said as he walked forward, calmly passing the seven students without paying attention.

"Better than me trying to summon our Shinigami!" the girl snarked, "Seriously Sasuke, Kaguya threw us through several dimensional barriers. Our bodies were forced to change in order to survive here. The only thing I can think of that could match what she did to us and reverse it would be another god."

"Whatever," he said as the ominous presence exuding from him started to diminish, "Naruto, reign in your power."

"I don't wanna, it makes my skin feel itchy." The girl retorted as she turned her head, cheeks puffing out.

"Then use the Soul Protect spell you were taught."

"Then I won't be able to speak with Kurama!"

"You do realize that these people want to use your soul as fuel to make their weapons more powerful."

"That's what I keep you around."

"You act like I'm leashed to you. What if I just leave you in the middle of this city."

"The Kurama will help, he's still bigger than everything else we've seen."

"Hn." The man grunted as he adjusted the girl's position on his back and walked through the gates. The three student teams, who had been paralyzed by either the pair's power or symmetry, jerked back to awareness.

Black Star was the first to move, with Tsubaki already in her chain scythe mode. He dashed forward screaming, "Don't you dare ignore the man who will surpass god!"

The man merely stepped to the side as Black Star shot past him, but that was more than enough to make Maka and Kid get a move on.

"I'm going to have to ask you to lay down your weapons and surrender quietly. You may be seeking my father, but you are still a witch and an Immortal, two of the main enemies of the DWMA." Kid said as he took aim at the man. Maka and Soul were ready as well, Soul transforming as the man turned to look at them, his eyes spinning as he analyzed the seven of them.

"The first boy is of above average power for this place and extremely excitable and loud, his partner being the opposite in personality. The girl with the scythe lacks power but she moves in a way that betrays her beyond average skill and the scythe boy is both prideful and slothful, yet dependable. You are a mere fragment of a greater being and only have access to a fraction of your own power, yet you are still strong enough to synchronize with two partners instead of one. The three of you together would work well as a team."

"To bad Sakura-chan isn't here, they remind me of us being on Team Seven!"

"I was thinking the same, the girl matches Sakura, the Fragment matches me, and the Idiot is a dead ringer for you."

"TEME!" the girl, Naruto, screeched as she smacked him in the back of the head and hopped off of his back, "Have fun playing with them, I'm going to find the shinigami."

As the girl started to run off, Kid appeared in front of her, hovering on his skateboard, "I can't let you go anywhere witch."

Naruto frowned as she flipped backwards into the middle of the road, "You really don't want to do this little boy."

"I believe that I'm older than you and there for you should be listening to me little witch."

The girl twitched before pulling her hood up, showing off a pair of fox ears, letting everyone know the theme of her magic, "You know, I really didn't want to do this, but now I want to play too. Kit Kit Kitsu~ Kit Kit Kitsu~ Shadow Clone!"

The area was engulfed in smoke as she cast the spell, though it cleared way rather quickly. The man, who hadn't moved, merely sighed as the seven children gaped at the result of the spell, "Which one's the real me, Can you guess?"

Kid was wide eyed as numerous copies of the blond child spoke in unison, grinning with a dangerous glint in their eyes, "Maka! Can you sense the real one!"

"No! Her soul wavelength is evenly divided between the copies! The I can't even tell which is real and which is fake!" She exclaimed, the girl's once huge Soul Orb was evenly divided between each of the copies, and all of them had a larger than average soul orb sitting in the center of their chests.

"Well if you can't tell," one started.

"Then you're going to hate this!" another one finished, "Scatter!"

The students watched in dismay as the multitude of copies vanished into literally every direction, diving into the sewers, climbing the walls, going left, right, forwards and backwards. They were at a loss for what to do while the man was still there, but they were freed up quickly. Stein and Death Scythe had walked up to the scene with Death Scythe staring at the man as Stein spoke, "Help Sid hunt down the witch, we already got several other teams helping."

As the three teams shot off in different directions, the teacher turned to the man, Sasuke, and asked, "Now what are we going to do with you?"

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In the end Sasuke had seceded that Naruto was causing enough trouble and followed the two men to a room called the Death Room, where the Shinigami of this world was supposed to be. When they showed up, the two men were surprised to see Naruto sitting on top of the mirror in the room as she and Lord Death stared at each other without blinking, or at least she was, they couldn't tell with the mask Lord Death wore.

When the red-haired man coughed, the Shinigami twitched as Naruto shouted out in victory, "You blinked! I win!"

The Shinigami shook himself as he spoke, can you dismiss your copies, they've cause a big enough ruckus as it is."

"Kay!" she said as she focused, before grabbing her head, "Why did I release them all at once?"

"Because no matter home many changes you've gone through, you're still an idiot." Sasuke said as he caught the miniature blond missile as she launched across the room at him.

"So it was you two that tore open the dimensional barrier?" Lord Death asked as he watched the young witch try to claw her companion, "Can you tell us how you got her and the changes you went through? You did approach us for 'help' after all."

Sasuke looked up at them and sighed, dropping Naruto, "Explain it dobe, I'm tired from carrying you all the way here."

Naruto stuck her tongue out as he waved her off. He sat down against one of the poles holding the guillotines and closed his eyes, seeming to doze off. Naruto hmphed as she turned to them and spoke, "First off, can you believe that in our world I was a 17 year old boy?"

Upon seeing their looks of disbelief, Naruto sighed, "Well then, this story is going to be weird for you.

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Author's Note: Okay, I can thank the plot bunnies for this one.