Don't Say It If You Don't Mean It

Summary: Three instances where Tony and Steve have an argument, yet the team knows it's much more than that. It's sexual tension that they really need to get over. Badly.

Disclaimer: I don't own. I wish I did, and I bet most of you share the same wish.

Notes: I was inspired to write this after seeing a post about how Tony and Steve get into arguments and say a phrase that leads to further sexual tension. It's pretty funny in my opinion.

Warnings: M/M pairings, language (giggles), brief content, semi-violence, randomness, Tony being Tony, etc.

Phrases for this chapter: "Make me!" and "Get a room!"

Part One: Get a Room!

Oddly enough, the day started off pretty calm. Everyone woken up in good moods, ready to start the day off with their normal routines. Bruce and Tony went down to the lab to check out their latest project before the doctor went up to the kitchen for some tea.

Natasha and Clint went to the gym and worked out a bit before taking showers. The Maximoff Twins went to bother the two agents, feeling a bit adventurous today. Vision went to stop them.

Thor stayed sleep, the team guessing that he would wake up once breakfast was started. Rhodey had joined Bucky, Sam and Steve on their run. Both Sam and Rhodey were teased about being slower than the two super soldiers. Sam had ran the opposite direction, leaving Rhodey to suffer on his own.

It was around ten in the morning when they got back. After a shower, Steve went to the kitchen to start breakfast. Natasha and him were appointed that job when the team first started to live in the Tower together. Clint and Wanda would sometimes volunteer, if the two were deemed safe that morning.

"Good morning!", Steve greeted, walking into the kitchen and grabbing an apron to tie around his waist. Pepper got it for him, thinking it would be absolutely adorable. It was a light blue color with a white star on the front in the middle of the chest area. In red letters beneath it, it read 'Kiss the Captain'.

It was adorable.

"Morning, Steve. I started the breakfast.", Natasha announced, flipping a pancake. Bruce was sitting at the table drinking his second cup of tea. "I could see that. Hey, Bruce."

"Hi, Steve."

A little while later, once Steve flipped the twentieth pancake, the others started piling in the kitchen. Tony had rushed past Pietro like he was the speedster himself. He made way to the coffee machine for his much needed beverage. A few minutes later, he had it, drinking it out of his red and gold mug. Unfortunately, there was a mess.

Steve turned around to place the spatula in the sink, but stopped seeing Tony's coffee filters. He glared at the brunet. "Tony, can you please clean those up?"

"Give me a reason.", was the other's response. He sipped on his coffee, smirking behind the rim of his mug. Steve growled a little. "Because it's unsanitary.", he hissed out, crossing his arms. The others had stayed silent. They were quite entertained by the starting argument. By now, Steve and Tony were inches apart and yelling in each other's faces. "Tony, seriously, throw those filters away now!"

"Rogers, last time I checked my father's name was Howard Stark! I know you know! Remember him?!"

"I'm not trying to be your father, Stark! I just want you to pick those up! How is it everyone can clean up behind themselves except you?!"

"What? You're gonna force me to clean up?!"

"If you want to drink coffee and not wear it you would clean that mess up!"

Tony got closer, poking Steve's chest in angry and with sass. "Make me!"

"Oh my Thor! Get a room!"

The fighting duo stopped, still in their tracks. They turned to look at Clint with wide eyes, just as everyone else. "What?"

"Seriously? I swear you two have some unsolved sexual tension that needs to be handled ASAP!", the archer exclaimed angrily. He stood up, knocking his chair over. "It's about to kill me! All of us! Just get a room and bang bang like Jessie J already! I'm sick of this!"

Clint then stormed out the room, mumbling under his breath. Everyone looked from the exit the blonde just went through and then back at the stunned and silent Steve and Tony. "So..."

"I'll clean up the filters.", Tony quickly declared while Steve nodded and begun the dishes.

So the first part is over!

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