Age: 7 years old

Background information: This conversation actually happened between me and my parents last night about my little sister, who's been going to a day camp this summer. Hades is a combination of me and my dad, and then Zelena was my mom.

"Vivienne told me something today that made me die a little inside," Zelena mumbled.

Intrigued, Hades propped himself up on one elbow. "And what was that?"

"Apparently, she was in the changing room at her day camp for her swim lessons, and she dropped her swim towel in the toilet."

Hades was silent for a few moments, trying hard not to display any signs of mirth. Failing miserably, he burst out laughing, falling back onto the bed while Zelena gave a frustrated sigh.

"It's not funny!" she insisted, giving him a grumpy shove.

It was hard to find something as important to Zelena as cleanliness, and considering how disgusting she found bathrooms, naturally Vivienne's statement had troubled her greatly.

"It kind of is," Hades snickered.

"No, it isn't! And when I asked her why she hadn't told me, she just shrugged and said she didn't think it was important! And apparently she put it on the floor too! And just think of how disgusting that bathroom there is!"

"There's never any soap in the dispensers, or you at least have to work for it," Hades recalled.

"Ugh, don't tell me!" she said, rubbing her eyes.

"No paper towels, and it takes forever for the toilets to flush-"

Zelena gave a shriek and covered her head with her pillow. "Cut it out!"

Hades laughed.

Zelena let out a muffled groan. "I wish I'd known. I would've burned the damned thing and thrown the ashes into the trash."

"Which towel was it?"

"I don't know!" she exclaimed. "Which makes it worse!"

"I suppose you'll be paranoid now?" he joked.

"Paranoid doesn't begin to describe it. I'll never look at any of the towels the same way again."

Hades smiled. "I'm sure everything will be fine."

Zelena muttered something unintelligible as he curled an arm around her waist and drew her closer to him.

"Just as long as you don't think about how-"

"Don't say anything about that place."

Hades smirked. "Alright. Good night, Zelena."

"Good night, Hades."

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I changed a few things, but that's basically how it went down..

Anyway, hope you enjoyed that!