"Hello to 'Win A Date With Mousefur'!," Graystripe announced while Mousefur sat grooming her paws. "For today we haveā¦"
A tortoiseshell tom strolled up to the camera. "Redtail!" All the she-cats sighed, but Sandstorm just growled.
"And," a big white tom ambled up to the stage. "Whitestorm!" Snowfur held up a sign saying "Go Baby!"
"Last, but not least, is," Spiderleg did a drumroll on some drums. "Stonefur!" Bluestar cheered so loudly that the camera glass shattered. Mousefur didn't look too happy.
Willowpelt sat at a table with a whiteboard keeping score. She had an array of colors arranged around her. Around Whitestorm's name she drew little hearts. "Let's get this started!"
"The first question is: you have to choose where to take your mate out for a date. Where do you go, Ferncloud's Homestyle Meals or Brightheart's Bakery?"
Whitestorm answered first. "BRIGHTHEART'S BAKERY!"
Stonefur sat stroking an imaginary beard. "I'm going to go with Ferncloud's Homestyle Meals."
Redtail was last. "Ferncloud's! She Brindlebaby's daughter!"
Mousefur was looking shocked and appalled. "How could you not choose Ferncloud's?! Points for everyone except Whitestorm!"
"Okay, next question: Which one do you go to see in concert: Cloudtail on the piano, Thistleclaw on the bass guitar, or Daisy playing the harp?
"Daisy on the harp," Stonefur mumbled.
Redtail answered next. "Cloudtail."
Last was Whitestorm. "Thistleclaw," he whispered.
Mousefur just sat there with a horrified expression. "One point for Redtail!"
"What, I like harp music," Stonefur grumbled while Redtail was on the floor laughing and Whitestorm was looking at him funny.
"Redtail has 2 points with Stonefur following close behind with 1 point, and at the bottom is Whitestorm! Our last question for today is: Who is the prettiest she-cat you've seen?"
"Brindlebaby!" Redtail answered immediately.
Stonefur's cheeks were red. "Silverstream."
Graystripe dashed to Stonefur and punched him in the face. "YOU CAN'T HAVE HER!" Dustpelt came and got Graystripe off.
Whitestorm answered last, again. "Frostfur," he muttered bashfully. Willowpelt had smoke coming out of her ears. She walked up to Whitestorm. "What did you say!?" Sorreltail just looked embarrassed. Dustpelt came to drag her off while whispering 'I hate my job'.
"No points for anyone," Mousefur yowled. Graystripe took a few deep breaths. "Redtail is our winner! He gets to take Mousefur to go bungee jumping at Clear Sky's Clifftastic Delights! Well folks, that's today's show!"
The Date
Redtail padded up to Mousefur's den. Mousefur strolled out. "Ready to go bungee jumping?" Mousefur nodded shakily. After what seemed like forever, they were there. Clear Sky came to greet them. "Welcome future cliff divers! We're going to have so much fun," he said and promptly jumped of the cliff. A few seconds later he came shooting back up. "Come on it's fun!" He meowed. Then he went back down again. Redtail gave a shrug and followed Clear Sky. Tigerstar was watching through the trees, writing his ideas in the dirt. "If I just cut his rope," he muttered to himself. "But Mousefur would see."