As the seventy something academy awards opens there is a new award that will be given, it has been kept Very "Hush Hush" (Every one who knew had there mouth duct taped shut.)

"And the award for "Hacking into the Data System and giving your self an award is… CARDS!"

The Camera pans to the back as a girl runs in, her Blonde hair falling out of the pony tail, she is dressed amazingly casual in a black shirt and jeans with writing on them and a newsies Cap. She Grabs the Oscar and mutters "It really does look like an ugly paper weight…" She is still out of breath from dodging the security guards.

"Oh my God, I never thought I would be up here! This means so much to me! And I have a few people I wanna thank!" She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a thick piece of folded paper.

"Thank you to the movie Newsies which inspired me so much And I would Like to thanks all the people who knew me as "Cards" On ff.net.

Especially Keza who made me keep to my deadlines And I have yet to Kidnapp David Sidoni For her I am still trying! I will give him your phone number when I find him Keza, the witness protection program is hiding him quite well! Even if he isn't a witness…

And to Lute, I have tried to get Dee and Michael to realize their love for each other, but the restarting order stopped my attempts at Match making

Stage, Ivan and Mark were rather mad when I tried to break into their separate houses and Ivan's wife was very mad when I explained why... apparently kidnapping her husband and locking him in a closet with Mark was not what she wanted

To Tiger, Trey Parker has not responded to any of the nine hundred messages I left on his machine with your number and basic stats on it. Trey, She really wants to get to know you!

To Christian Bale and His millions of Fangirls, even though he denies ever being a part of Newsies and stopped talking to me when I yelled "HEY COWBOY!" At an opening last year.

To Dominic Lucero, Thank you for allowing your self to inspire me, and I hope your happy up there.

To Falco, I would give you Gabrial, but I'm not done with him yet."

She take a big breath, "Who am I forgetting?" She mutters. "OH yeah! My parents… I guess I should thank you…"

Security runs in and starts carting her off stage. "AHH NO LET GO OF ME NOT THE HORSE TRANQUILIZERS HELLP!!"

Author's notes: Okay this was written to make me feel better after not getting a call back for the play… But I might have still gotten in. -Crosses Fingers- Also FF.NET PELASE DO NOT SUSPEND ME! I talk about Newsies Plenty in this and I'm sorry! I need to stay on! AHHH! SO No one Report me! Okay!

Disclaimer: I do not Own the Guys who own Newsies nor do I own The girls I mentioned…

Cards On:

Penguins- I was going to research the mating rituals of penguins, just to have the information, instead I researched Cellos…