It was a hot June day when Deadpool was out and about exploring the outskirts of the city. After having hitchhiking a good several miles he had landed in farm country. While walking around and exploring the area he stumbled across a measly little farm. Being bored, he decided to check out all the animals that were on the farm looking at all the chickens and horses, while avoiding the cows. (his number one fear. Seriously, don't believe me look it up it says so in the comic books.) Finally last but not least he came across the pig pen. He looked at all the cute little piggies until he spotted a little bitty pig rolling around in the mud. Upon seeing the adorable teacup pig he decided that he must have that pig no matter what. He jumped into the pig pen and walked over towards the pig. He picked up the little pig and carried out it out of the pen. "Your going to be my new best friend. And I, shall call you. Little Peter. He grinned already having an awesome idea in mind as he hitchhiked back into the city and back to the Avengers Tower.
*Several Hours Later*
Spiderman walked into the Avengers Tower, having had a long day of classed. he was ready for a break. That was until he looked up and saw muddy hoof prints all over the ceiling and wall. "What the hell?..." he began to follow the tracks through the hallway seeing they lead into Deadpool's room. He facepalmed. "Of course Deadpool did this.." he facepalmed and opened the door, he was not ready for the sight he saw in front of him. The room was covered in even more muddy hoofprints and deadpool was standing in the middle of the room holding a pig upside down in a spiderman costume so that the pig was walking on the ceiling and leaving ceiling prints all over the ceiling.
Deadpool was singing at the top of his lungs, not noticing that Spiderman had entered the room.
"Spider Pig!
Spider Pig!
Does whatever a spider pig does!
Can he swing from a web?
No he can't
He's a pig
Lookout!
He is the spider pig!"
Peter crossed his arms and looked over at Wade. "Not Funny Wade".
Deadpool shrugged. "BuT It Is To Me!" he exclaimed and continued on. "SpIdEr PiG sPiDeR pIg!..."