Marco adjusts his glasses as he says his intro.
"Hello everybody, my name is Marcoplier, and welcome to Would You Rather! Now before you ask, yes, I think I've done this before, but I have an idea to make this feel different than last time."
Marcoplier reaches something and lifts up, revealing it's the boozled beans as the Zelda "Object get" music is played. "Boozled Beans!" shouts the gamer in obviously faked excitement. "Infamously disgusting beans that will murder my tasting buds!"
"Anyway, I don't wanna waste anymore time, so let's go!"
Would You Rather:
A.) Lose your front teeth in a skateboarding accident
or
B.) Break your hands on a bike
"So I either get hurt alongside or thanks to Jackie or I get hurt alongside or thanks to... Do I know anybody who owns a bike?"
"Anyway, I think I'll go with the skateboard."
71% of people disagreed with his choice.
"Well, shit. Alright, time for the beans."
Marcoplier grabs the spinning wheel thing and spins it. The wheel ends on Buttered Popcorn/Rotten Egg. "Huh, well that's not so bad." remarks the gamer as he looks for the corresponding bean. "What the fuck am I saying, all of these are horrible."
Once he got the bean, Marcoplier shows it to the camera and shouts "Okay, 1, 2, 3, GO!" before he eats the bean. After a couple seconds, the guy is practically trying his hardest not to barf out what he just ate. He ingests it, and after catching his breath, a cut happens and now he's holding a glass of water.
"Protip: never eat a boozled bean without a glass of water." he says as he drinks the water. "Okay, let's move on."
Would You Rather:
A.) Be a Slytherin
or
B.) Be a Griffyndor
"Neither, 'cause I don't really care about Harry Potter. I mean, the magic and all that stuff is interesting, but it just doesn't catch my interest. But anyway, I'll try to get this over with quick. Griffyndor."
74% of people agreed with his choice.
"Yeah, I won't have to eat a bean! Now's the time to move on and increase the chance of that happening exponentially."
Marcoplier goes silent and gives the camera a horrified stare before he goes to the next question.
Would You Rather:
A.) Be electrocuted every time you swear
or
B.) Have all profanities censored out in your television
"Well, here we got an interesting question, I either get hurt everytime I swear, but not when everybody else does, or my home's TV has all the profanities censored, erasing practically 90% of the humor." after thinking about it for a moment, Marcoplier gets a genius look and goes Phoenix Wright on the camera. "If only my TV gets affected by the censoring, I can just go to someone else's house
"And if I don't succeed the first time, I can always ask Janna for specialized training. Anyway, I'll pick the second one."
56% of people agreed with his choice.
"Hooray! I won't eat a bean again!" shouts the gamer. "I'll have to eat one eventually, I noticed, but please be patient, I might pick the right answer by complete accident!"
Would You Rather:
A.) Be homeless and hungry but always loved by your pefect partner
or
B.) Have a fabulous house and amazing food but never have loved or been loved
Marcoplier just stares at the camea in disbelief, though his smile suggested amusement. "If I'm going to be loved by my pefect partner, then I won't stay homeless or hungry anymore once she comes into my life. 'Cause she'll give me a home, a warm bed-in her voluptous body-and an awesome new life! Then again, it might be quite a while before she comes up."
"Anyway, I'd rather be homeless and hungry."
65% of people agreed with his choice.
"I told ya I would pick the right choices by complete accident!"
Would You Rather:
A.) Drive a smart car
"Star! How many times do I have to tell you not to turn my scooter into a sentient, intelligent car!" scolds Marcoplier.
or
B.) Drive a Lamborghini and fill up 4 times a week
Marcoplier looks horrified and quickly picks the first option. "No way am I gonna drive that piece of shit. My car might be smarter than me, but at least I don't have to fill it up 4 times a week, geez."
55% of people disagreed with his choice.
"What?! Are you serious?!" the gamer groans as he reaches for the spinning wheel.
The wheel ends on Berry Blue/Toothpaste. Thinking this wouldn't be so bad, Marcoplier takes the correpsonding bean and eats it.
It ends up being toothpaste. Yet surprisingly enough, Marcoplier doesn't have a hard time trying not to gag.
Would You Rather:
A.) Be Aquaman
or
B.) Be The Human Torch
"Well, either I end up as someone who gets mocked by everybody, or a sentient flame that has an energetic personality."
"This is practically asking me if I want to be either me or Star. I'll pick The Human Torch."
64% of people agreed with his choice.
"I knew it! Everybody wants to rip-off Star!"
Would You Rather:
A.) Have unlimited access to money but no access to women
or
B.) Be surrounded by women but be poor
"Would the women surrounding me have money, or are they poor as well? That's a pretty damn important detail you're keeping a secret from me, game." Marcoplier thinks about the question. "Having unlimited money sounds good in concept, but not only do I fuck up the economy, but I end up losing Star. And Jackie. And my mom. And every other girl I could care about! Fuck it, I'd rather be poor!"
54% of people agreed with his choice.
"Besides, I already got my own harem." says the smug gamer.
Would You Rather:
A.) Be friends with John Wilkes Boothe
or
B.) Be friends with Lee Harvey Oswald
"...I don't know who the fuck they are. Well, actually, I think I remember John Wilkes Boothe from a history lesson back when I was younger."
"He was, uh, Abraham Lincoln's killer! Or maybe he kileld John F. Kennedy? I don't know, I'm not in the mood to focus about story right now. I guess I'll pick him."
52% of people disagreed with him.
"WHAT?!"
Marcoplier spins the wheel while muttering "I swear these beans are gonna be the death of me." as he waits for the wheel to stop.
It stops on Tutti Frutti/Stinky Socks.
The gamer grabs the corresponding bean and soon eats it. At first, there's no taste, but then he desperately grabs his hoodie, brings it up and pulls it down as he shouts something unintelligible.
Would You Rather:
A.) Play Roblox
or
B.) Play Minecraft
"Roblox, because what's the fucking difference?"
84% of people disagreed with his choice.
The guy was so amazed by the response that his jaw fell off. "Well, that's the fucking difference!" he yells as he reaches for the wheel and spins it once more.
It ends in Licorice/Skunk Spray. "Jenovah, libera me de ore ejus, ut cruciatus est faba." utters the guy as he reaches for the bean.
He eats it, tastes it for a moment...and then it turns out to be licorice. "Hallelujah, It's licorice!" shouts Marcoplier to the heavens. "Why am I so happy? I don't even like licorice that much. I don't hate it, or even dislike it, I'm simply neutral towards it."
"Okay, I'll do one more, and then we're done!"
Would You Rather:
A.) Wear high heels
or
B.) Wear a dress
Marcoplier gives the camera an "are you serious?" look before picking the dress option. "Dress for days, dress for nights, dress for the win!"
62% of people agreed with his choice.
"Let the crossdresser legion rise from obscurity into the mainstream, governed by their eternal ruler, Queen Marco!" shouts Marco before he realizes he's still in his normal clothes. "Be back in a bit."
"Behold, Queen Marco!" yells the guy, now wearing a poofy purple dress, with his hair tied in a long ponytail. Not to mention he now wears lipstick, has prominent eyelashes and holds a staff in his right hand. He laughs for a moment, and then adds, in a deadpan voice, "But seriously though, dresses are awesome."
"And that's all I got for today, everybody. Did you like the challenge? Should I do it again sometime? Should I continue with this Queen Marco persona and play crossdressing games? Let me know in the comments below. Thanks everybody for watching and as always, I will see you...in the next fanfiction. Adios!"
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"Let's analyze my previous statement: If I do end up ruling the rising crossdresser legion, what the hell am I supposed to do with it?"