You know what I really hate? How almost EVERY Steven Universe story here or on wattpad is so sappy. Some of you might be okay with this, but I'm not. So just to show you how pissed I am of cringing at stories, I'm going to create a series full of cringy one shots. Enjoy. Also, because I know half of the fanbase is going to do so, leave as much hate as you can on this!

STEVEN AND CONNIE'S FIRST KISS. SxC

by Some Idiotic SU fan

(In Steven's POV, Because I can't imagine you would know who's POV it would be in just by reading it. You're welcome.)

I sat bored in front my tV set, bored. The Gems must have been out on a mission or something. I thought about making another Together Breakfast for them, just to show my appreciation for everything. But then It hit me that I had already done that before and I didn't want histroy to repeat itself. So I just chose to be a little snoozy and stay laying down.

That was until I heard a KNOCK AT THE DOOR! I thought that maybe my new chesseburger backpack had come in the mail. I had ordered it about 5 weeks ago, and Jamie still hadn't come.

But when I jumped to the door, I opened it and saw Connie! (I like exclamation points. They make me happy.)

"Oh hey connie." i said, kinda nervous.

(I also don't claim to be a good speller. Don't judge, plz!

hI steven", she said. "I brought a new book that I found at the door. I wanted to see if you liked it."

(Okay, screw it, I can't keep this in only HIS Pov, I'm gonna be an asshole and flip them a bit.)

Connie"s POV

I stood there kinda nervous. It was always nervous in there when I went to see Steven. But today I had a goal in mind. I wanted 2 kiss this boy. I have loved him ever since I first met him.

We went inside, and I showed him my book. We discussed it and were actually having a good conversation, until...I accidentally put my hand on his hand.

We both realized this, and our stomach's becan to churn. Suddenly, we both leaned in and shared a kiss. I was so happy inside. I loved him so much!

"I love you, steven."

"I love you too, connie."

THE END.

Remember guys to leave some constructive critisism in the comments! but if you hater then don't meanie!

Okay, I will admit. I even cringed a bit while typing that. Let me know if you want some more of this stuff. It's funny to parody those cringy stories. And if this works good, I'll find some other things to parody. And for the other half of the Steven Universe fanbase, leave all the hate in the reviews! HA!

Seriously, though. Stop typing these kind of stories, guys. It's really cringy and it gives us all headaches.