Hello! Okay, so there is a reason behind this fic. Read notes at end of fic for reason.

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Jason crawled through the window. He had disarmed the security set in place and crawled through because Tim told everyone over the comms that he was ambushed and this was where Babs tracked him to. He didn't relay any information on who attacked him or if he was injured. When he stopped responding on the comms, and his line went dead, they had assumed he was injured enough to have passed out.

That was not the case, however.

Jason closed the window and rearmed the security system. He removed his helmet and tossed it onto the couch. He walked into the bedroom and over to a secret hatch that opened up into a secret room that was large enough to house all of Tim and Jason's equipment for patrol, including the massive set up of computers that Tim had installed. There weren't any lights on and the only light source was the computer screens that light up the room a luminescent blue. Tim was swiveling the chair side to side and typing at lightning speed that make even the Flash jealous. There was a large coffee mug sitting in front of Tim, resting in between his arms as he typed. His cape, belt, domino, and boots were resting on the table closest to the door that Jason had come through.

Jason approached slowly, sure he made noise with every step so Tim knew he was there. He didn't want to startle Tim because he still doesn't know what happened to him.

Tim suddenly stops typing. Jason stopped dead in his tracks and waited. Tim saved his work, and opened the internet browser. Tim then typed ' ' and pressed enter.

'What is he doing?' Jason asked himself. He wanted to see what Tim was going to do. Tim then typed 'Charlie the unicorn' into the search bar and clicked the first video that popped up. He then picked up his mug, chugged some of it, and sat back after turning the volume on the speakers up.

The video began and Tim immediately had a smile plastered on his face. Tim started giggling at the pink and blue unicorns trying to get Charlie's attention.

The pink unicorn said, "Yeah, Charlie. Candy Mountain. It's a land of sweets and joy…and joyness…"

That's when Tim lost his mind and startled laughing loud and hysterically. Jason stepped back at the sudden outburst. He had NEVER heard Tim laugh this loud or this much. Tim quieted down to just giggles again and kept watching the ridiculous video. He had another outburst when the three unicorns approached a creature called a Leoplurodan, a Magical Leoplurodan.

'The fuck is that?!' Jason's brows knit together in confusion.

Tim dropped his head against the table and kept laughing, loudly, when the pink and blue unicorn started shunning Charlie the Unicorn. When Tim dropped his head, he hit his keyboard, effectively pausing the video. He was still laughing which had Jason concerned. He wondered if he had run into Joker and gotten hit with Joker Gas.

That didn't add up though. Joker Gas takes effect almost immediately, unless Joker made a new Gas, but he had only been out of Arkham for 7 hours. Not enough time for the Clown Prince of Crime.

Jason had one choice. He had to ask Tim himself what happened. Jason closed the distance between them. At some point Tim had thrown himself backwards in his chair and sunk down into his chair a bit.

"Hey, Babybird?" Jason asked as he crouched down in front of Tim. Tim had tears falling from his eyes and he was sniffling. He was laughing so hard that he was crying.

"Jay, have you see," he laughed some, "this video?"

Jason paused and looked up at the video that Tim had been watching, then looked back at Tim.

"No." Jason said.

"You should because it's fucking hilarious!" Tim said as more laughter came.

Jason grabbed Tim's shoulder and shook him a little. "Tim, what's happening? Why are you laughing so much?" Jason asked.

Tim smiled so big when he answered, "I was drugged. Hey, hey! I joined Instagram and now I have 2,000,000 followers. Everyone wants me."

"Jesus, Tim, you don't have and Instagram, you were looking at your bank account." Which was true because in the tabs of the computer were YouTube, Tim's e-mail, and his bank account.

"So…no one wants me?" Tim looked sad now.

Damn. Jason thought.

"I want you." Jason said quickly.

"You do?"

"Yes and in order for me to show you that, you have to come with me."

"Oooo. Are you gonna touch me?"

"What? No. I want to show you how much I care about you." Jason smiled. He hoped his plan would work.

"Mmmm…okay!" Tim hopped out of his chair and dragged Jason out of the room.

Jason got Tim to the bedroom and laid him down on the bed. Tim tried to get up several times to go get food, however, so Jason had to cuddle Tim. Tim seemed all too happy to be in Jason's arms though. Tim was slowly kissing Jason all over his face and down his neck. Jason just let him be, though he is pretty sure he has quite a few hickies. Jason is going to love explaining this to Tim tomorrow when he doesn't have a drug in his system. Jason, though, is going to find the bastard who drugged him in the first place and teach him a lesson.

Alrighty... So the reason for this fic are as follows. Yesterday, I was suffering from only having 3 and a half hours of sleep, with two giant cups of coffee on top of that and it made me delirious and hyper. I went onto YouTube and, no joke, started watching Charlie the Unicorn and laughing so hard that I was crying. If you would like to watch what Tim was watching, go onto YouTube and search 'Charlie the Unicorn'. It is pretty funny and the creator of it...just awesome! Enjoy the rest of your day, fellow readers!