(author note: hey guys so dis wasnt writen by me but i decided i dont like the ending i usd for phoenic wright on the run so i wantd to change it BUT it turnz out thankfuly my #1 number one fan acejakkidfan wrot a continuation dat explains what happend between on the run and human of bad so its not as confusign, so even tho this isnt writen by me consider it 2 be canon)
phoenix wright escaps from hell
by acejakkidfan
note this story is set after phoenix wright on the run but before turnabout fortune because it never got explained how phoenix escaped satan
anyway let the story begin
it was a silent spooky night in the ghost town of los angeles
literally a ghost town because everyone there was a ghost thanks to the infamous phoenix wright genocide.
about a million miles below tho phoenix wright was in his red hot prison crying because he was sent to hell
"ha ha ha" laughed satan from behind the bars "that what you get for commiting genocide"
"(how cud edgey have done this to me? i am angery!)" thoght phoenix
he watched santa leave the room and then anger overcame him
he grabbed his fist and RAN AT THE BARS and ran through them like a ghost
"wait what" said phoenix "oooooh right i AM a ghost now!"
he left he room and heard ghost voice next to wall
phoenix put his ear next to it
"he he thank u very much for the deliver boy" said satan
"it was my pleasure" said the ghost
"that voice its edgeghost!" thought nick ghost
"now then i shall be leaving lord satan" said edgeghost
"how cud he do this to me" thought phoenix "the bastered!"
"BOO!" EDGEGHOSTS FACE APPEARED THROUGH THE WALL
"AAAAAGH" shouted phoenix
"hmph it appears i forgot to kill you into a human so u cudnt escape! blast! no mater me kill you now"
phoeenix ran from the edgeghost and turned the corner and ran over a hole and fell into the raging fire
"BOOOOOOM" went the fire
"heh" laughed edgey "farewell trite"
he turned but then the hall lit up and the hole in the floor set aflame and PHOENIX JUMPED OUT
"HA HA" laughed phoenix human "i died as ghost!"
"excellent" said edgey "back to prison!"
"OH SUCK NO" shouted phoenix
he ran outside the double doors of satan castle and into the land of hell
"SOMEBODY STOP HIM!" shouted edgeghost when he reach the door
suddenly eggs came flying at phoenix and he got egg in his face
"ha HA!" laughed eggman ghost from the top of his egg factory "take THAT you NASTLY little hedgehog!"
"im not sonic im just blue and have spiky hair!" shouted phoenix
"FIRE!" shouted eggman and more eggs came flying at phoenix so he jumped over them and ran away from the factory at the speed of lite
"huff huff" sweated phoenix from behind the building "OUCH HOT" he yelled because the building was on fire
"hi mr nick" said a voice and pearl appeared
"PORAL" shouted poenix "but i didnt do the ting!"
"mr nick what are yu doing out of prison why did you kill everyone"
"I WAS DRUNK ON GHOSTNESS IM SORRY" shouted pheonix
"its okay mr nick" said pearl and she hugged him but she went through him because she was ghost and he wasnt anymore
"um mr nick why arent you ghost any more?"
"i died as ghost so i became hum- HOLY SHIRT THATS IT!"
phoenix stood up and looked around the corner and got splatted in teh face by egg
"the secret" said phoenix wiping the egg away "must be in eggghosts factory!"
phoenix ran to the factory but got hit by lots of eggs and got sent back to where he started
"hmmm ok i know what to do"
so phoenix went into the hot building and took out a wooden box
"well hide under this come on pearls"
he and pearlghost got into the box and sneeked across the battlefeeld
"WHERE ARE YOU NASTY BLUE THING?" shouted eggman
the box sneaked into the factory and eggman didnt see t because it was a box not photix clever right?
"ok were safe" said phoenix and he pulled off the box and the guards in front suddenly became alert
"SENDING MESSAGE TO EGGMAN!" shouted robot
"AAAAAGH" screamed phoenix
"5%... 6%..."
"lmao ok" said phoenix and he walked past the guard "if were quick well be done before its sent"
they ran down the stairs to the core of the factory so naturaly investigation ~ core had to play
"ok theres de generator thing thats keeping all the people i murder dead"
they went to the generator
"AHA NOT SO FASTY WASTY!" shouted a deep voice and karma appeared next to satan
"KARMA" shouted phoenix "WHY WE ALMOST HAD A WHOLE FIC WITHOUT YOU!"
"did you forget phoenick?" said karma "id kill pearl if u get in my way!"
"OHHH NOOOOO" shouted phoenix
satan point spear thing at pearl "you mess with my machine and i murder her"
phoenix stare at them he had to do something but what
even though he wasnt in court this was a turnabout he needed to turn the case around as if the title was turnabout hell
and then phoenix turned and pulled the switch and all the souls evil phoenix took returned to there bodys
maya woke up
franziska woke up
jakkid166 woke up
donald trump woke up
miles edgeworth woke up and he fell into the pit of fire he was flying over and fell to death and die
"HA HA HA HAAAA" laughed satan "GOODBYE PHOENIX"
HE STABBED PEARL GHOST IN THE CHEST
and then she was live again
"PEARL YOUR ALIVE" shouted phoenix
"yes mr nick your so clever"
it was a happy reunion of tears and happyness but then
"heh heh heh"
the suspense increased
satan smirk at phoenix evilly like kristoph gaven
"and now that pearl is life again she cant use her ghost powers to help you escape"
"OHHHH NOOOOOO" shouted phoenix "EDGEGHOST HELP!"
but then a barrier surrounded hell
"ha!" shouted satan "now no ghost can get in enjoy prison life phoenix"
"HA HA HAAAA" laughed karma "at last i have defeated you. come satan lets celebrate around the traditional american japan-table-thing and eat some traditional american hamburgers"
"ew i hate burgers"
"WHAT"
karma grabbed satans throat and pushed him forward and they fell out the window.
"DAMMIT" shouted phenix "WHAT DO WE DO?"
he ran around in circles crazy because he was trapped in hell
"phoenix"
"SHUT UP PEARL IM BUSY RUNNING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY MAN"
"pheonix"
"LA LA LA LA LA"
"PHOENIX WRIGHT"
pearl grabbed phoenix making him stop and he looked into her pretty magatama and realized it was mia fey being channeled
"MIA?!" shouted phoenix "what are you doing here"
"i heard you needed ghost powers to escape so im here to help"
and then mia ghost stepped out of pearls body and she was pearl again and mia was ghost
"YOU'RE DEEEEEAAAAAD?!" screamed phoenix
"yes" siad mia "and dats why pearl called me"
she grabbed phoenixs hand and he went red because unlike edgeghost he was a straight guy and this was 2sexy4him
and then she grabed pearls hand and he was overcome with anger but it didnt last long because they teleport to phoenix office
"WHAT YOU CAN DO THAT" shouted phenix
"yeah"
"why cudnt edgey do it"
"hes week"
"o okay"
so mia leve and then the judge came in
"i believe we have unfinished business"
"GAAAAAASP"
_the next day at the court_
"now then" siad judge "now that karma has paid i can proudly announce that the winner of strip court is phoenix wright!"
"YESSSSS" shouted phoenix and diksuka mcbrest walked to him "TIME TO SUCK SOME TIT!"
THE END