Twilight and Kiddy Grade

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and what if Éclair really did die during the Deucalion incident but was reborn as none other than Isabella Swan… and when she goes to help Alice save Edward her memories and abilities were free. AU OOC femslash and bashing)

"Edward get your pale ass back into the shade before I kick it there!" Bella Swan said looking seriously pissed off as she stopped just short of hitting him in the chest like a freight train.

"Bella?" Edward asked shocked and not moving while Bella noticed two cloaked figures nearby and a small family a few feet away staring at them.

"No I'm the fucking Easter Bunny now move your sparkly ass." Bella said sarcastically as she began to push Edward back into the shade of the building which caused the three vampires watching to jaw drop when she literally shoved him into the shade without showing any stress or sign of using force.

"Now that it turns out your little girlfriend is alive, we have a meeting with the kings." One of the cloaked figures said approaching the two and causing Bella to shrug.

"Sure. Let's get this over with." Bella said not looking concerned while all three vampires paused and stared at her in disbelief.

"Bella go and enjoy the festival." Edward ordered earning a snort from Bella.

"No." Bella said instantly before looking over and smirking.

"Alice! Stop being a silly little pixie and get over here! I need my favorite little pixiepire to help me deal with all this testerone!" Bella called, earning a startled laugh as the pixie in question appeared beside her.

"Bells I don't know what happened to you after Edward made us leave but I like this new you. What happened to your outfit from earlier though? I was looking forward to Edwards reaction." Alice asked pouting as she looked at Bella who smirked.

"I had a better idea. Wait until we get around more people and show them all the real me at the same time. The reactions will be amusing, you did get the camera like I asked right?" Bella asked grinning and earning a matching grin from Alice.

"Bella what happened to you when I left?" Edward asked staring at the brunette who shot him a brief glare before she grinned again.

"You'll find out later." Bella said dismissively as she turned to a new arrival.

"Sup? I'm guessing you're here to make us hurry up? Just lead the way kid." Bella said grinning at the young looking girl who glared at her while the rest of the vampires stared at her shocked.

"I'll kill you later. Right now the kings want to see all three of you." The small girl said glaring darkly at Bella who just laughed at that.

"Honey you wouldn't be the first or last to try, and so far only one person ever succeeded and even then I didn't stay dead seeing as I'm right here!" Bella said grinning as she looked at the vampires who all stared at her.

"You are one strange human." One of the two large males in the cloaks said making Bella shrug.

"I've been called worse before by my own friends and family. So are we going to meet these kings or what?" Bella asked shrugging her shoulders and making the small girl glare at her and lead the way over to a cover, moving it to the side and jumping down without another word.

"Guess that's a yes!" Bella said moving to the cover with a grin on her face.

"Bella let Alice go first so that she can catch you." Edward said moving to stop his former girlfriend who snorted slightly.

"I'll be fine, besides if she tried to catch me she'd end up getting hurt on accident and out of all the Cullens she's one of the three I still actually like at the moment." Bella said earning a sad smile from Alice as Bella stood at the edge of the cover.

"Be-"

"Geronimo!" Bella shouted as she jumped up into the air before pretty much swan diving into the cover, which made the two male guards laugh while Alice giggled at a heavy thud from below the ground.
"That was awesome! Hey Alice get down here already! I'll catch you!" Bella shouted back up through the cover causing Alice to giggle harder as she jumped down the hole as well. Edward and the two male guards followed behind closely.

"Aww you weren't going to catch us?" The taller male asked flipping off his hood and pouting at Bella who was holding Alice in her arms bridal style easily.

"Nope not unless you lose something between the legs and gained a good sized cup in the chest area. Ali-cat gets a chance to be caught simply because she's my adorable little sister." Bella said grinning and causing the three males jaws to drop open while Alice flat out laughed at that as she took pictures of the looks on the guys faces. Even Jane stared at Bella in disbelief for a moment.

"To be honest I thought they would have noticed the crater I made in the floor first. Eh oh well. Come on Pix. We got to see those King guys right?" Bella said grinning as she swung Alice up onto her back easily and sauntered off whistling a cheery tune while the others stared after her in disbelief before quickly snapping out of their shock and rushing after the two.

"We need to see the kings Gianna." Jane said to the human secretary who was staring at Bella in shock.

"Right… they'll see you now Jane." Gianna said after typing at the computer for a moment and making Jane nod as she began to lead the group through the doorway.

"And if you give me a call I'll see you later." Bella said with a wink as she slipped a piece of paper to the woman, making her face flame red in a heartbeat… her heartbeat speeding up greatly while Alice giggled from her position on Bella's shoulder.

"Must you fluster that lady so much 'Clair?" Alice asked causing Bella to stop and look over her other shoulder at Gianna eyeing her up and down.

"Hell yes. I know you're more into rugged military men Pix but she's definitely my type and you gotta admit she's beautiful." Bella said making the poor woman turn redder while a small boy that looked like Jane met them at the door, staring at Bella with the giggling Alice on her shoulder.

"Sister. They sent you out to retrieve one and you come back with two and a half. Well done." The boy said causing Bella to snort and grin at Alice.

"Which one of us is the half?" Bella asked the pixiepire who snickered as she held onto Bella's head.

"I'm not answering that because no matter what answer I choose it won't end well for anyone." Alice said snickering and causing Bella to shrug, almost dislodging the Pixie.

"Let's go now. The kings wished to see you immediately, and don't even think of causing a scene given the get together going on with all of the covens of the world at the moment." The boy said looking pointedly at Bella and Edward, causing Edward to scowl while Bella grinned.

"Sweet. Wonder how many hot exotic women I'll meet…Hey Ali can you give me directions if I run there?" Bella asked the pixie who gave her a grin and held onto her head tightly.

"Yep and their reactions will be hilarious!" Alice said giggling and making Bella clamp one arm down over Alice's lap to keep the smaller girl in place.

"Good now let's go." Bella said taking off faster than even a vampire could while Alice was giving directions, leaving the guards and Edward staring after them in shock as Alice's laugh and words rang out through the hallways.

"You only want to see how much trouble you can cause Éclair!"